Free Web NovelChapter 105: Let’s End This !!!
The warehouse battlefield had become a complete disaster zone.
Broken walls, collapsed steel beams, burning debris. And in the middle of it all stood Jokezilla.
The dinosaur-like gangster’s scales were covered in wounds, but his rage only continued to grow. His eyes glowed crimson. His massive jaws opened.
Then....
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!
A violent beam of red energy exploded from his mouth.
BOOOOOOM!!
The beam tore through the warehouse, vaporizing everything in its path.
Nobody dodged at the last second. The energy barely missed him. "Dang," Nobody said. "Dinobaby with a hairstyle is really angry."
Jokezilla’s roar became even louder. His eyes locked onto Nobody. Then multiple beams began firing rapidly from his mouth.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
The giant monster swept the attacks across the battlefield like a madman.
Nobody kept jumping between broken pillars and debris.
The system appeared.
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[WARNING]
Enemy has entered Berserk State.
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Nobody grinned. "It seems Dinobaby needs to cool down."
He opened another system window. "System."
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[YES?]
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"Can I use that elemental magic?"
A pause followed.
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[NO]
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Nobody’s shoulders dropped. "Aww."
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[The elemental powers exceed the intended difficulty of this battle.]
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Nobody clasped his hands together. "Pleeeeease?"
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[NO]
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"Pretty pleeeeease?"
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[...]
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The system remained silent.
Nobody smiled hopefully. Several seconds passed.
Finally....
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[SIGH...]
Permission granted.
User may use ONE elemental power.
Choose wisely.
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Nobody snapped his fingers.
"Oh...I know exactly what I need."
A grin appeared beneath his bunny helmet. "Ice."
The system immediately approved.
Jokezilla unleashed another beam.
Nobody suddenly whistled. "Hey!"
The giant monster instinctively looked toward the sound.
Nobody pointed upward. "Look here."
Then....
BOOOOM!!
Nobody jumped.
Higher and higher. Even higher.
The monster’s eyes widened.
Nobody reached an impossible height.
The air around him instantly became freezing cold.
White frost spread through the sky. The temperature dropped. Ice crystals began forming everywhere.
The system displayed a new notification.
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Ice Element Activated
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Nobody spread both arms. "Let’s cool you down."
Thousands of giant ice spines appeared behind him.
The sky itself seemed frozen.
Jokezilla finally looked nervous. "...What?"
Nobody pointed downward.
The ice storm descended.
SHHHHHHKKKKK!!
BOOM!!
BOOM!!
BOOM!!
Hundreds of ice spears crashed into Jokezilla. His scales cracked. Blood exploded outward. Deep wounds appeared across his giant body.
The monster screamed.
ROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!
Enraged, Jokezilla fired another beam directly toward Nobody.
The attack was impossibly fast.
The monster grinned. "Got you!"
Nobody smiled. "Zigzaaaag."
FLASH!
His body vanished.
The beam hit nothing.
Jokezilla blinked. Then blinked again. "...Huh?"
A voice suddenly came from behind him. "I guess you’re hallucinating."
The monster froze.
Nobody stood directly behind him. Crowbars spinning in both hands.
The giant dinosaur slowly turned around.
Nobody pointed. "Why are you looking there?" He grinned. "I’m over here."
Jokezilla’s eye twitched violently. "STOP MESSING AROUND! AND GET SHOT!"
Nobody laughed. "I’m not Johnny Johnny Yes Papa. I’m not listening to your orders, bitc*."
The system immediately displayed:
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[EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DEALT]
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Nobody raised both crowbars. The weapons glowed. Then he began attacking.
THROW!
THROW!
THROW!
THROW!
Infinite Crowbar Swingers activated. Hundreds of crowbars appeared.
At the same time....thousands of ice spines formed around them.
The battlefield became a storm of steel and ice.
Every second....new wounds appeared on Jokezilla. The giant monster tried healing, tried blocking. Nothing worked. The attacks kept coming.
The system began displaying damage notifications.
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HP: 327 / 500
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Another barrage landed.
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HP: 212 / 500
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More crowbars. More ice.
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HP: 95 / 500
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Jokezilla stumbled. Blood covered his scales. His regeneration slowed. His movements became sluggish.
Nobody landed nearby.
The monster glared at him. Still refusing to surrender, still refusing to fall.
The system updated again.
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HP: 8 / 500
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Nobody looked at the screen. Then at the monster. Then smiled. "I think that’s enough."
Jokezilla gathered the last of his strength. His jaws opened. Another beam prepared to fire.
Nobody shook his head. "Nope." He merged both crowbars together.
SHIIIIING!!
Fusion Boom-Rang Crowbar. The weapon emitted overwhelming energy.
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[FINISHING ATTACK DETECTED]
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Nobody spun once.
Twice.
Then threw it.
"Goodbye, Dinobaby."
The weapon flew like a meteor.
Jokezilla tried dodging. But it was too late.
SHHHHHKKKKKK!!
The Fusion Boom-Rang sliced directly through the giant monster. For a moment, everything became silent.
Then, the monster split apart. A line appeared through his entire body.
Jokezilla’s eyes widened. "...Impossible..."
The giant body separated into two halves. ƒreewebηoveℓ.com
BOOOOOOOOM!!
Both sides crashed onto the ground. Dust erupted everywhere.
The system appeared.
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Boss Defeated
____Jokezilla____
꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂
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Nobody stared. Then jumped. "YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!"
Another window appeared.
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Reward Acquired
Special Skill:
Energy Crowbar
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Nobody blinked. Then looked at the screen. Then looked at his crowbars. Then back at the screen. "Wait..An energy crowbar?"
The system replied:
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[Correct]
[Congratulations]
[User continues solving problems
through excessive crowbar usage]
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Nobody proudly placed both hands on his hips. "Damn right." freeweɓnovel.cѳm
Far away, Ray could only stare. His popcorn finally slipped from his hand. "...This guy is becoming ridiculous."
Nobody stood in the middle of the ruined battlefield for a moment longer. The dust was still settling.
Broken metal groaned under its own weight. The air still carried the burnt smell of Jokezilla’s last attack.
Nobody stretched his shoulders, as if nothing particularly important had just happened. "Finally," he muttered. "Defeated that bitc*."
Nobody ignored it. He turned toward his bike. The crimson machine stood intact, almost shining in contrast to the destruction around it.
Nobody swung a leg over it. "Alright," he said calmly. "Guess I should do my main task now."
The engine roared instantly.
VRRRRRRRMMMMMM!!
And in a flash of crimson speed, he shot out of the wreckage, leaving behind a trail of dust and silence.
On the other side of the city...
Toma walked alone along a slightly crowded street.
People passed by her normally, cars moved, vendors shouted. Life continued as if nothing strange was happening in the world.
But Toma’s mind wasn’t calm.
She kept thinking. "Aiden...Kuruda...the hidden evidence..."
Her fingers tightened slightly. "If I don’t find proof soon..." she whispered, "Aiden will be arrested and destroyed in court..." Her steps slowed.
The weight of it all pressed on her chest.
Then...
VRRROOOOMMMMM!!
A violent engine sound cut through the street.
Toma looked up instantly. A crimson blur shot past her like a missile. "What...?!" The bike passed her in less than a second. Too fast to fully see.
But something fell.
THUD.
A small box landed near her feet.
Toma froze. "...Huh?"
She slowly bent down and picked it up.
It was a simple wooden box with no lock, no protection. Only a strange sticker on the top. A crimson bunny helmet guy face with a victory sign.
Toma blinked. "...What is this?"
She opened it. Inside..a folded note. She picked it up carefully.
And read.
"Ding Dong... Evidence ready!"
"Expose that bitch and tell him..."
"He has skill issue."
Toma stared. A passing car honked behind her. She didn’t react. Her eyes slowly narrowed. "...That idiot." Then..a small smile appeared on her face. Not confusion nor fear. But understanding.
Because somehow... This stupid message made everything clear.
Toma closed her fist around the note. "Alright." She exhaled. "I know what I have to do now."
Far away...
The crimson bike disappeared into the horizon.
Nobody raised one hand slightly as he rode. "Mission complete," he said casually.
The system blinked.
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[USER HAS DELIVERED ’INFORMATION PACKAGE’]
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Nobody smirked. "Call it what it is. A stylish delivery."
The system paused.
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[IT WAS A THROWING BOX AT HIGH SPEED]
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Nobody shrugged.
"Same thing."
And with that...
The crimson bunny biker vanished into the city lights, heading toward whatever chaos came next.
