Free Web NovelChapter 104: Crimson Bunny Vs Flopzillah
Nobody stood amidst the wreckage of the warehouse.
And in front of him stood a monster that looked like somebody had mixed a dinosaur, a gangster and pure nonsense into a blender. Nobody named him...Jokezilla...
The giant creature towered over everything. Its scales reflected the warehouse lights. Its massive claws dug into the concrete. Its sharp teeth stretched into an unsettling grin.
Then....
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!
The roar exploded throughout the entire area. The remaining windows shattered instantly. Concrete cracked. dust fell from the ceiling.
Nobody’s blazer fluttered wildly.
The system immediately appeared.
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[WARNING]
Enemy threat level increasing.
Would user like to deploy Mecha Armor?
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Nobody blinked. "A mecha?"
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[YES]
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"...You mean the fusion armour of mecha bunny?"
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[CORRECT]
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Nobody pointed at Jokezilla. "Naaah."
The system froze.
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[WHY?]
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Nobody spun his crowbars. "I can beat this bitc*." fгeewebnovёl.com
The system immediately opened another window.
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[USER CONFIDENCE DETECTED]
[USER INTELLIGENCE NOT DETECTED]
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"Hey!"
Jokezilla suddenly raised one massive claw. Then smashed downward.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The entire warehouse exploded beneath the strike. Steel shattered, concrete erupted. Dust filled the air.
The dinosaur gangster grinned. "Hehehehe...You dead?"
Then a voice came from above. "Nope."
Jokezilla looked upward.
Nobody stood casually on top of a bent steel beam, completely unharmed.
The giant monster blinked.
Nobody pointed downward. "Too slow." Then he pointed directly at Jokezilla’s face. "And stop laughing."
Jokezilla growled.
Nobody covered the front of his helmet. "Your breath smells like you ate three-day-old fish."
Even the system paused.
Jokezilla’s eye twitched. The monster roared in anger.
ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!
Nobody laughed. "Oh. Looks like I hit a sensitive topic mommas baby dinosaur..."
SHING!
SHING!
Two blade-crowbars emerged from his weapons. Their edges gleamed beneath the warehouse lights.
Nobody dropped from the steel beam, landing smoothly. Then he pointed both weapons at the giant dinosaur. "Let’s hunt this giant Lizardzilla."
Jokezilla laughed. The laugh sounded even worse in dinosaur form. "Hehehehehe...You think a puny guy like you can kill me?"
Nobody shrugged. "Probably."
The monster stomped forward. The floor cracked beneath each step. Jokezilla spread his arms. "I’M A TITAN! I’M INVINCIBLE!"
Nobody looked unimpressed. "Cool."
Jokezilla blinked. "...That’s it?"
Nobody nodded. "Yep."
The dinosaur looked offended.
Meanwhile....
Far away Ray watched the entire scene. His usual grin slowly disappeared. "Huh..." He leaned forward. Something felt very strange. The data he had seen previously didn’t match. Nobody wasn’t behaving like the power scale he remembered. His movements, confidence, reaction speed, everything was different.
Ray narrowed his eyes. "Interesting." He opened several status windows. The information immediately appeared.
Then his eyes widened. "Wait...No way." The realization slowly hit him. Nobody’s combat ability had skyrocketed. Far beyond the level expected at this point of the story.
Ray said,"...Oh." The popcorn nearly fell from his hand. "He’s actually strong now."
Back at the warehouse....
Nobody stretched his shoulders. Then looked at Jokezilla. "Hey."
The monster growled. "What?"
Nobody pointed at himself. "Ever heard about ants beating elephants?"
Jokezilla laughed. "Hehehehe...NO."
Nobody grinned. "Good." The crowbars spun rapidly. "Because today we’re remaking the story."
Jokezilla narrowed his eyes.
Nobody raised both weapons. "Instead of an ant beating an elephant..." He pointed directly at the giant dinosaur. "...a bunny beats a dinosaur."
The monster immediately roared.
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!!
Then charged.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
The entire warehouse shook. Every step cracked the ground. The creature moved far faster than its size suggested. Its giant jaws opened. Rows of sharp teeth became visible.
Nobody immediately moved.
FLASH!
The dinosaur’s bite closed.
CRUNCH!!
A section of warehouse wall vanished. But Nobody was already elsewhere.
The giant jokezillah turned.
Nobody stood on a broken crane. "Missed."
The dinosaur swung its tail.
WHOOOOOOOSH!!
The massive tail sliced through the air.
Nobody jumped. The tail destroyed the crane.
BOOOOOOM!!
Metal exploded everywhere. Yet Nobody continued moving.
Jump.
Twist.
Roll.
Land.
Every movement flowed naturally. The result of endless training. The result of surviving impossible battles. The result of nearly dying dozens of times.
Jokezilla became increasingly frustrated. "STOP MOVING!"
Nobody pointed. "Skill issue...I guess your girlfriend also thinks that..sigh."
The dinosaur’s claws slashed downward.
Nobody slid beneath them. The claws smashed concrete. The ground shattered.
Nobody appeared directly beside one of the giant legs. His eyes narrowed. "Target found."
SHING!!
The blade-crowbars flashed.
SLASH!
SLASH!
SLASH!
Three deep cuts appeared across Jokezilla’s leg. Blood splattered outward. The dinosaur roared.
ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!
Nobody jumped backward. The dinosaur’s healing immediately activated.
The wounds started closing.
Nobody frowned. "Great. Another regenerator."
The system appeared.
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[USER APPEARS TRAUMATIZED BY REGENERATORS]
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"You don’t understand. I’ve fought too many."
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[UNDERSTOOD]
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Jokezilla’s smile widened. "Hehehehehe...You can’t hurt me."
Nobody stared. Then sighed. "Man."
The dinosaur blinked. "What?"
Nobody pointed toward the giant body. "Do all villains get the same script?"
The dinosaur froze.
Nobody continued. " ’You can’t hurt me. I’m invincible. You’re too weak.’ Blah blah.." He shook his head. "Get new material."
The dinosaur’s eye twitched.
The system appeared.
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[CRITICAL EMOTIONAL DAMAGE]
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Jokezilla finally lost patience. The giant monster slammed both claws into the ground.
BOOOOOOOOM!!
The floor exploded. Chunks of concrete flew everywhere.
The creature then opened its mouth. A strange energy began gathering.
Nobody immediately noticed. "Uh."
The system appeared.
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[WARNING]
Enemy preparing powerful attack.
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Nobody sighed. "Of course he is."
The energy grew brighter and more dangerous. The dinosaur’s scales glowed. Its eyes burned red. Its grin widened. "Hehehehehe..."
Nobody pointed his crowbars. "You know."
The monster paused. "What?"
Nobody smiled beneath the bunny helmet. "For somebody called Jokezilla..."
The dinosaur narrowed his eyes. "Yeah?"
Nobody’s grin widened. "...you’re not very funny. You’re just a cheap flop..!"
The dinosaur’s entire body trembled with rage.
And the next moment...As the energy gathered inside Jokezilla’s mouth, the entire warehouse trembled.
Cracks spread across the walls. Steel beams groaned. Dust rained from the ceiling.
Nobody stared at the growing sphere of destructive energy. Then casually looked toward us. "Guys." He pointed at the giant glowing mouth of the dinosaur. If I survive this, I deserve a vacation."
The system immediately appeared.
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[USER DOES NOT HAVE VACATION PRIVILEGES]
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Nobody’s shoulders dropped.
"Dang it! Why is my author getting them?"
Jokezilla roared triumphantly.
Nobody sighed and raised his crowbars. "Fine...If vacation won’t come to me..."
A grin appeared beneath the bunny helmet.
"...I’ll beat up the dinosaur instead."
