Free Web NovelChapter 97: The Yandere Dragon Tiamat
As Mary Jane floated away in the wind at top speed, Fate looked at Ruby and smiled, saying to her.
"OK, so I won the bet, but forget about the wager—this one does not count. As for this new magic moat, the enemies can be used as pig soldiers who snout out the enemy’s front lines. As for the restaurant, that can be made into one of Valoria’s new top attractions. The Chitpigling will truly revolutionize the food industry." freeωebnovēl.c૦m
Ruby nodded her head as she once again used her yandere mind to interpret her husband’s words.
**She can make her enemies into pigs and send them into enemy forces as suicide pork bombers. Their death will serve as their atonement for their sins.**
As for the Chitpigling, she already had several other ideas in mind—like combining a pig and turkey or a pig and cow. She could already imagine pork on the outside and beef cake on the inside.
**She could then send the new and tempting foods to her enemies with a bunch of poison in it to kill them all off.**
An evil smile formed on Ruby’s face as she made her plotting, evil-thinking face. Fate saw this face and just pulled Ruby along behind him to their bedroom. freeweɓnovēl.coɱ
Fate felt like he may need to take Ruby to pound town so that she will focus on more appropriate things.
**But what Fate did not understand is that while he did this, Ruby considered her trip to pound town a reward for her evil plotting, so it would only get worse.**
After her visit to pound town, Ruby left Fate behind and went to find Amara. She was currently keeping an eye on Mary Jane’s movement up on the dining hall balcony with her binoculars.
Ruby said to Amara with a smile on her face.
"Amara, I bet you are glad that you never had to accept any of Vespera’s blessings."
Amara put down her binoculars and sighed as she turned to Ruby and said with a smile on her face.
"Ruby, to be fair, they don’t tell you when you join the church that it is a giant pyramid scheme so that a greedy goddess can admire her reflection in a pile of money like some dragon wannabe. But speaking of dragons, have you found any clues on that dragon that gave Fate his powers? From what our dear husband said during his sleep talking, this Asmodeus could not have given such powers to our husband without some kind of ulterior motive. These gods are all the same—they want something from us in order to receive their gifts. Unlike Fate, who does not ask for anything from his believers. Fate’s power is giving his believers all kinds of gifts and powers, and the god himself is not even aware of it. That is such a great demonstration of Fate’s generosity."
Ruby nodded her head in agreement, but she had something more impressive to talk about.
"Did you overhear about Fate’s idea about the Chitpigling? It is truly going to revolutionize our food play with Fate. We need to work hard on coming up with more ways to lure Fate to the dining hall for more one-on-one food lessons. Last time we had his tutoring, it was a lot of fun. We need to keep our sex life interesting, after all, and the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach."
Amara nodded her head in agreement, then she took out a notebook and showed it to Ruby, saying.
"I have been experimenting with the help of various prisoners and chef prisoners on perfecting my cooking. I only killed a few of them until I got good enough for my food not to be lethal. Now I’m working on this chocolate chip cookie recipe that Fate loves. Those prisoners have been very helpful with their feedback, as long as I promise them that they don’t have to eat my cooking again. Of course, that is a lie—how can I keep my promises to a prisoner? Their punishment is to be taste testers, after all."
Both Ruby and Amara suddenly burst into laughter.
**"Ah ha ha!" x2**
Then Amara said through her fit of laughter.
"No, Ruby, they seriously believe that they don’t have to eat my cooking a second time. It’s hilarious! I can’t wait to imprison that dragon wannabe Asmodeus and make him our first immortal food taste tester. That dragon is indeed up to something. It turns out he gave Fate these powers with the idea of him forming a harem of powerful and mature women. But what Asmodeus did not tell Fate was the catch—that he would come back later and try to steal all of our husband’s wealth as the price of this gift. As you know, dragons love gold and shiny things. Just ask Vespera if you don’t believe me—she wishes so hard to be a dragon, but the most she can achieve is a semi-lizard form. It’s a good thing she does not stay in that reptile form more than her normal ugly self, or I fear she may even break her gold by looking at it."
In a far-off distant world, the giant dragon god Asmodeus sat, and for some inexplicable reason, he suddenly felt as if he was being plotted against by very powerful and jealous women.
Looking around him in confusion, Asmodeus said.
"My ex-wives are not planning to ask me for more alimony again, are they? That human, Fate Grimsever, has not acquired enough wealth for me to pay them off yet. I should disappear for a while so they can’t find me. I know! I will go and check out how my human workhorse is doing. Assuming a human form is a piece of cake. Plus, if I disappear, that one dragon woman will not be able to find me. Who knew that she would be so sensitive about me giving away the power of a divine creature to Fate Grimsever? The primordial dragon Tiamat is looking for Fate now as well. It’s a good thing she does not know what world Fate is in, so she can’t find him—for now."
Asmodeus’s form began to shrink down to the form of an old human man with a long white beard and sage-like Daoist robe.
Then Asmodeus put on a pair of old wood sandals. If people didn’t know any better, they would think that Asmodeus was broke because his ex-wives took everything from him in the divorce.
Thinking about this, Asmodeus suddenly burst into tears.
"Whaa! I can’t believe they took everything from me, and now I have to pay alimony all of the time. They even took my favorite pair of sneakers. Women have no idea what it does to a man when he loses his favorite pair of sneakers. Or even worse, my first wife took my John Deere tractor! That thing was a priceless collector’s item from Fate’s last world. Now I have no sneakers or my tractor. But I’m going to have the last laugh when I get my hands on the hoard of wealth that Fate is earning for me to take."
After packing his pitifully small amount of belongings, Asmodeus ran away into the infinite void. He did not even notice the pair of pink eyes following his every movement in the shadows.
The primordial dragon Tiamat was about to locate her long-lost love, Fate Grimsever from Earth. He is the only man that she has ever loved before.
**That stinky dragon Asmodeus gave Fate the bloodline of that bitch Phoenix. Now, at least she does not need to worry about anything happening to Fate again.**
Before I go and find Fate, I need to let a certain group of powerful ex-wives know that their husband Asmodeus is currently fleeing from them and his financial obligations. By the time Tiamat is done with Asmodeus, his ex-wives will not even leave him with a pair of wooden sandals to his name.
Ruby and Amara were hard at work using the moat water to turn chickens into pigs while still being able to retain its chicken meat on the inside.
**Can you imagine? The Baconators will become the flagship meat-lovers’ paradise of Valoria.**
Ruby cut into the chicken-turned-pig and found a crispy golden chicken underneath the pork. With her hand slapping the table, Ruby yelled out to Amara.
**Bam!**
"Amara, we have done it! After fifty failed Chitpiglings, we have succeeded in our efforts. Now we can move on to phase two. It’s time to create suicide pig boomers. As you know, Fate said no on the cannibalism idea, but that doesn’t mean we have to give up. So, instead of cannibalism, I came up with the Suicide Porkers Core—an elite unit of criminals turned pigs. With the Porkers Core, we will make our enemies drown in a flood of cholesterol and heart disease, much like the people who eat at Baconators will soon be."
Amara was currently dressed in a white mad scientist coat along with Ruby. They were in the experimental kitchen deep in the heart of their lair, the Infernal Palace, surrounded by idols of their husband Fate.
Along the walls of the kitchen were poor, unfortunate prisoners who were forced to eat Ruby and Amara’s terrible cooking until they could make a satisfactory meal to feed to Fate. These prisoners carry a heavy duty on their shoulders. The future of Fate Grimsever’s dietary habits depends on them.
