Free Web NovelChapter 89: The Wrath Of A Wife Scorned
Fran looked at Pig Trotter and smiled as she said to Piggy Sue, "Piggy, you have a good husband. At least he will work to bring in some money for you, unlike my husband Hank, who only knows how to spend my money."
Speaking of Hank, he was currently at a food stall vendor across the street, buying some chicken drumsticks. Then he heard a familiar voice. It was the voice of his wife talking about him. So Hank made the foolish decision to walk over to Fran as he was eating his drumsticks and smiled, saying to her, "Hi honey, fancy meeting you here. Do you want a drumstick?"
Fran heard her husband Hank, and a frown appeared on her face. She pulled out her rolling pin and looked at Hank with a serious expression, saying, "Hank, how come you are not at your job interview right now, and where did you get the money to buy those chicken drumsticks?"
Hank immediately put on a serious face as he said to his wife, "Honey, I already finished my job interview, and I got the job. Can you believe that? Those nice food vendors that like to dress in red even gave me an advance on my first paycheck."
When Fran heard this, she was shocked. Her stupid, incompetent husband actually managed to find a job. That seemed almost impossible to her. So Fran looked at Hank, and taking a deep breath, she asked him, "Hank, what kind of job did you get?"
Hank answered Fran with a smile on his face, "Oh, it’s super easy. All I have to do is stand in front of the turkey drumstick stall all day long, making the place look as if it’s busy. I get a gold crown every day, plus all the food I can eat. It’s a sweet gig. I said, ’Hey, why don’t you let me sit at a table while you are at it?’ My nice boss said sure and gave me a table and a chair to sit on. The chair even has a luxurious ass cushion. It’s like sitting on a cloud."
Fran looked at her idiot husband with a frown on her face. Her idiot husband is actually being paid to sit around and eat. How come no one has ever offered this kind of job to her before? But Fran, as the brains of the Gunderson family, quickly shaped out of her jealousy and said to her husband, "Good job, honey. I’m proud of you!"
Fran had to admit that these were the hardest words she had ever had to say in her life. Now she is required to be supportive of her husband because he has become a proper wage earner. But then she saw that he was eating some chicken, not turkey, which means he spent his advanced paycheck. Fran suddenly felt a lot better knowing that she still gets to beat up her husband for being an idiot. freewēbnoveℓ.com
Fran smiled as she looked at her husband and said, "Honey, I notice that you have a lot of chicken in that bucket. So that makes me wonder what you did with your advanced paycheck?"
Hank began to sweat chicken grease, then he wiped his face. Oh no, wait, that was only the grease from his food. But still, he felt under pressure from this loaded question. Taking a deep breath, Hank said to his wife Fran, "Fran, I thought I would bring back some food for the family, so I have this bucket of chicken to share with you and our children."
Fran eyed the bucket of chicken bones and began to shake in anger. Moving faster than the human eye can track, Fran gave Hank a lesson in proper money management.
*Bonk*
"Oww!"
Fran scowled and said to her husband Hank, "Go wait in the corner with that idiot Pig while Piggy Sue and I deal with this idiot saintess and her divine stupidity."
Hearing this, Mary Jane, who was still eating her own body weight in pig trotters, looked up from her food as if she had forgotten what was currently happening. On the ground around her feet, a massive rain puddle of grease and drool had formed from her eating. The Templars around her seemed to be playing cards or drinking beer that they got from somewhere.
Mary Jane finally remembered what was happening and said, "Oh right, the fight. So, what are you going to do to make me lift that divine blessing? With it, your husband will be warmer in the winter, and he is able to eat twice as much food as before while only gaining half the weight. It’s a top-tier divine blessing, and you want me to lift it? That is not going to happen. Boys, take this woman down. Then perhaps this kind Pig Trotter can find a more attractive wife that suits his abilities."
Hank took this moment to yell out to Fran and Piggy Sue, "Oh shit, now you have to whip some holy ass today, ladies." Pig simply clapped in support of his wife since he does not want to have to go on a diet.
Mary Jane threw a half-eaten pig trotter at Fran and Piggy Sue, and her guards took this as the signal to attack.
Before Mary Jane could say something stupid, Fran did something that she had done a thousand times before.
*Whack*
*Bang*
"Gulp"
Fran hit the half-eaten pig trotter with her rolling pin, sending it flying right back into the mouth of Mary Jane as she began to choke on it. It was not fatal, but it quickly caused her to start wheezing like a pig. Then, the very combat-experienced wives of NAO-WACH ran at the Templars and began the fight.
With a rolling pin in hand, Fran met the first armored knight that held a sword in his hand. She avoided his swing and smashed her rolling pin on his helmet.
*Bang*
The man crumbled to the ground as his helmet caved in. One of the guards saw that his companion was not dead but would definitely wish he was when he wakes up. Another Templar ran up to Fran and swung his sword at her. She countered it with her own rolling pin.
*Bang*
*Crack*
The Templar’s sword was broken in half as soon as it touched Fran’s rolling pin, making him ask, "Lady, what the hell is that piece of wood made from?"
Fran sneered as she said to this man, "The tears of a thousand vanquished deadbeat husbands!"
The Templar jumped back in fright and turned to run away, only for him to come face to face with Piggy Sue as she swung her own rolling pin.
*Bang*
A beautiful spray of blood flew out of the Templar’s nose as he fell to the ground, knocked out cold. Pig yelled out to his wife, "Great job, honey. You hit him right in the schnoz."
