Free Web NovelChapter 88: NAO-WACH Return’s
The pig trotter vendor looked at his big pot belly and began to shake in anger.
"You little bitch, what the hell did you do to me? This is impossible! My wife better not leave me because of you."
Mary Jane nodded her head in understanding and smiled, saying to the pig trotter vendor,
"Don’t worry, Mr. Pig Trotter. I’m sure that your wife will be charmed by the divine blessing I have bestowed upon you. Now you can look a fraction as good as I do. This is a blessing that few ever get to receive." ƒree𝑤ebnσvel.com
The man scratched his head in confusion. Who told this woman his name? With a deep and powerful stink eye, Pig Trotter said to Mary Jane,
"Look, lady, I don’t know how you know my name is Pig Trotter, but this is a curse. I only sell pig byproducts; I don’t want to look like a pig myself."
At this moment, as if some wife was watching Pig Trotter because of some kind of secret wife spying network related to NAO-WACH, Pig heard a scream behind him.
"Pig Trotter, how dare you get fat off of your own products again! How many times have I told you not to drink during the day because you always eat all of your trotters?"
Pig turned his face as he began to sweat bullets in fear. His wife, Piggy Sue Trotter, was standing right behind him. freёweɓnovel.com
Pig Trotter looked at Piggy Sue and smiled as he said to his wife,
"Hi honey, I swear I can explain. This fat woman in front of me bought all of my pig trotters from me and I made a bunch of silver from the deal. But she is not right in the head; she thinks I’m in love with her or something. After I sold her the trotters, the next thing I know, this giant pillar of light descended on me after she said that she would give me a divine blessing from the goddess Vespera."
Pig began to sweat bullets as he looked at his gorgeous wife, who looked even more attractive than many of the city guards.
Piggy Sue Trotter looked at the bearded woman in front of her and then reached into her apron, pulling out a notebook with all kinds of information gathered from NAO-WACH in it. Piggy Sue flipped through the pages until she landed on one that showed an image of the woman in front of her.
She is the saintess of The Church Of Divine Promises. After confirming her wifely suspicions, Piggy Sue looked at the saintess and said,
"You’re the saintess Mary Jane Dawson from the Church Of Divine Promises, right? Then my husband is telling me the truth and did not relapse back into his pork addiction. Mary Jane, you better lift this divine blessing that you gave my husband, or I may start to act a bit uncivilized."
Mary Jane was still eating her trotters until she heard this thinly veiled threat. So she said to this ugly person in front of her with a wave of her long straw-like hair that smacked Piggy Sue in the face,
"Lady, it was your husband who hit on me first when he asked me what I was. I gave him the honor of being able to talk with me. As a mere mortal man, he was able to glimpse the perfection that is me. After these delicious pig trotters, how can I not bless this poor man after he is married to such a hag like you?"
Someone across the street who was watching this confrontation said,
"Oh shit, that bitch did not just call you ugly, did she?"
With a sneer on her face, Piggy Sue said to Mary Jane,
"Mary Jane, I don’t think you and your church want to mess with the full might of NAO-WACH and all of its angry housewife members."
Mary Jane was the saintess of the only religion in the world. So, with an arrogant sneer that showed her brown and yellow teeth, she said to Piggy Sue,
"What the hell is NAO-WACH, some kind of after-work social tea party?"
With a sneer, Piggy Sue looked down on the short girl in front of her and raised her hand, ready to slap Mary Jane. But then she remembered the NAO-WACH wives’ weapon of choice. So she pulled her rolling pin out of its sheath on her apron, ready to strike a blow for piglet justice.
Piggy Sue lifted her rolling pin up into the air and saw Mary Jane’s smug look on her face. Then Mary Jane said to Piggy Sue,
"What, are you going to hit me just because your man prefers a true beauty like myself over someone as ugly as you?"
Pig Trotter saw his wife about to face off with this bitch, so he did what any sensible husband in this situation should do: he backed up twenty feet and yelled at his wife,
"Honey, it’s time for one of your favorite games. Whack-A-Bitch! You show her why you call the shots in our house."
Mary Jane looked at Piggy Sue in front of her, then she raised her hand and snapped her fingers. A bunch of knights from the church’s Thempar order showed up on the streets.
Piggy Sue looked around her and sneered, saying to Mary Jane,
"So you want to hide behind your little soldiers? Well, today I’m not alone either. Ladies, come on out and have some fun with me."
All of the men on the street began to hear the sounds of dozens of people walking in Piggy Sue’s direction. When Mary Jane looked to see who was interrupting her time showing off, she saw a large woman in an apron. It was none other than Fran Gunderson, the leader of the local Chapter of NAO-WACH, and with her, she brought a few angry wives ready for a rumble.
Mary Jane looked at all of the ugly women that came down the street, well, all except for that big sister leading them.
She is actually not that bad looking. It’s too bad that she is only a one out of ten on Mary Jane’s attractive index.
Fran Gunderson walked up to Piggy Sue Trotter’s side and pulled out her rolling pin along with her sisters. Then, with a sneer on her face, she said to Piggy Sue,
"Piggy Sue, I heard from some of the other wives that some brat was making trouble for you and your husband. So I gathered a few of our members and came over to open a can of whoop ass. Look what I find when I get here: one of the groups that have been causing all kinds of problems for our benefactor, Duke Fate Grimsever, one of NAO-WACH’s best customers of our baked goods and food vendors. That nice young man waived our taxes for us for the next three years and gave me my cookie jar money back."
Piggy Sue heard this and looked surprised for a moment. Then she said to Fran Gunderson,
"Well then, he certainly is a nice young man. Unlike this woman who is delusional enough to think that my husband is into her. She even made him fat, which almost caused me to beat him again. I can’t beat my husband without a reason, Fran. That violates our NAO-WACH charter."
Pig Trotter, standing twenty feet away, yelled to his wife,
"That’s right, honey! You tell her off and give her a good beating. After this is over, I will go on a diet to lose this pot belly again."
