MILF Harem Of Legends

Chapter 46: The Upchuck

Ruby moved on to her next target as they noticed her presence. She smirked and then flicked her wrist to send her garrote wire flying like a whip through the air.

*Squelch*

The garrote wire easily pierced through the chest of one of the guards. Then Ruby violently pulled it out of the man’s chest.

*RRRIIIPPP*

*Thump*

*Thump*

The poor man saw his heart ripped from his chest. Looking down, all he could see was a gaping hole where his chest used to be.

Ruby flung the heart at another of the three remaining men while it was still beating.

*Smack*

The heart hit the man in the face. The man had never seen such a brutal death or been hit with a body part, so he screamed out.

"Aaahhh!"

"Demon!"

"She is a demon!"

When Ruby heard this, she smiled and said to the man, "Please, I’m only a demon when I’m in bed with my master."

When Nimrod heard this, his pants once again grew hard despite all of the gore he was seeing.

Maria saw this with disdain written on her face. She said something that caught Nimrod’s attention, "What a virgin!"

Nimrod, hearing this statement from Maria, who was currently carrying him like a fairy princess, said to Maria, "I agree completely. Maria, that idiot Fate Grimsever is definitely still a virgin, unlike me. There is no way that the women I have set my sights on would sleep with someone else."

Hearing this statement, even Bishop Gary Oldman had to admit that what the prince said sounded like the truth.

None of these three, except for the hoe Maria, doubted the words of Nimrod. But Maria knew better than to question her meal ticket. She meant her future husband. freёwebnoѵel.com

Ruby saw that this heart got a lot of air when she threw it at the man. Nodding in satisfaction, Ruby did something completely new. She pulled her garrote wire hard and it disappeared back into her glove.

After the guards thought that Ruby had put away her weapon, one of them said to Ruby, "Little lady, did you decide to surrender?"

As this overconfident guard said this, the man who called Ruby a demon was shaking with fear as he heard the sound of tiny feet scratching the ground as they moved.

He nervously said to his two comrades, "Did you guys hear that?" freeweɓnovel.cøm

One of the men did not hear anything, so he asked, "Hear what? I did not hear anything."

The nervous guard was sure that he heard the sound of thousands of feet moving against the ground, but they sounded quiet. "It’s there. I hear them. They are coming. No, it can’t be."

One of the men asked, "What is it?"

The nervous man yelled out, "IT’S SPIDERS!!"

Then out of the three men’s shadows, thousands of spiders swarmed out, descending upon them.

*Crunch*

*Crunch*

"Ahh! Help!"

"It hurts!"

*Crunch*

Then, as quickly as these spiders came, they left with full stomachs, having feasted for the first time in days.

Leaving behind nothing but bleached bones with tens of thousands of small bite marks on them.

Nimrod looked at this scene and began to wet his pants in terror. Maria promptly deposited Nimrod onto the ground as he cried out,

"Ouchh! My national treasure, it’s real bad this time."

Amara still remembered her original purpose before that disappointment of a fight. So, with another sexy walk that accentuated her seductive body inside of her armor, she walked up to Nimrod and then picked up a chunk of gold brick that fell to the ground from the head wind earlier.

Amara smiled as she said, "Hmm, this one has some good weight behind it." Then, raising her arm, the brick flew through the air.

*Smack*

*Ptui Ptui*

*Ding Ding Ding*

Nimrod was smacked in the face, and out popped all of his teeth. Amara did not want to touch them, so she simply melted them with her new fire magic, something that all of Fate’s harem members gain from him. The platinum teeth melted together and quickly turned into a rough metal bar that Amara kicked to one of her subordinates. They picked it up in a medieval-style hazmat suit so that it could be properly disinfected.

Amara, looking at Maria with a quick glance, could see the thousands of infectious diseases swimming around in her body. Amara wondered for a moment if she was really the villain in this situation, but why should she care?

Amara knew that eventually Maria’s "victims" would find out about her gifts to them and come looking for her for compensation.

Fate walked up to Amara and patted her on the back, saying, "I’m sorry I had to put you through that, Amara."

Amara’s cold face lit up for a moment. Then she said, "It’s fine. I’ve seen worse, but not by much."

Nimrod, now with only a mouth full of gum holes, wondered if they were still talking about him. But at this moment, the pain of losing his teeth made him scream out loud like a dying chicken.

"AAHH! My teeth!"

With every breath that Prince Nimrod took, a distinctive whistling noise could be heard.

Nimrod, not aware that he had even done anything wrong, glared at Amara. At this moment, Bishop Gary ran over and scooped up Nimrod into his arms in another princess carry.

Bishop Gary did his best to ignore the smell coming from Prince Nimrod, then decided to do the only thing that could save him from the smell. He sucked in a deep breath and held it, hoping that he could perform a miracle and not vomit.

Nimrod noticed this, but why would he care? It was Maria and Bishop Gary’s distinct honor to smell him.

Maria was not stupid enough to abandon Nimrod right now. She considers herself a leech that, once she sets her eyes on a target like Nimrod, she would bleed him dry of all of his wealth for decades, as well as the rich people around him.

Bishop Gary was just stupid, so he fell into Nimrod’s usual follower category: stupid people.

Nimrod finally said to Fate, who was now standing a good fifteen feet away from him with Amara and Ruby, "Damn you, Fate! You can’t keep humiliating me like this! I’m the crown prince of one of the most powerful nations in Vale. You and my future female servants, that mistakenly serve you for the moment, will pay for this blatant challenge to my authority."

Fate rolled his eyes. He was not sure that Nimrod was capable of giving up on a beautiful woman even after they cripple him repeatedly. This guy is the poster boy on Earth for what you would call a simp.

At this moment, every nerd and geek on the planet Earth suddenly felt a great disturbance in the weeb force because every one of these lonely men who watched a woman and gave her money to speak their name suddenly realized through some cosmic force that at this moment, on a planet far, far away, exists a simp so powerful that they must bow down and worship this man for his ability to be in denial of his own stupidity and the stupid people who follow him.

The great choir of weebs and geeks said in one unified voice that for a single moment brought about universal peace on Earth in order to say, "We’re not worthy!"

"We’re not worthy!"

Today on Earth, the stars aligned for Nimrod. At this moment, as if sensing this great event unfolding, Fate said with a deep sneer on his face to both Nimrod and the weebs, "Shut up!"

This face slap hit Nimrod straight in his face along with the many weebs and simps of Eaeth. It instantly made all of them say.

"Ow that hurt."

The weebs and nerds were smart enough to shut up. But how could Nimrod be this smart? His name literally means stupid.

With a whistle in his voice, Nimrod said to Fate, "How dare you tell me to shut up? You may have broken my national treasure twice, but that is only temporary. As for my glorious platinum teeth, minted from the very platinum currency of my country, you will immediately return them and pay ten times their value as compensation for your offenses today."

Fate looked at this idiot. Does he not see all of the blood and bodies on the ground? Then it dawned on him. This guy can see everything that’s going on around him; he just doesn’t care.

Fate, getting tired of slapping faces for today, decided to end things here for now. There is plenty of time in the future to fleece the church and Nimrod.

Fate needs to take this wonderful kingdom for everything that it’s worth.

Then he would deal with the church. Fate was sure that they would soon have the funds raised for a new and even bigger gold roof. Probably from bad-mouthing him to the very nobles that are meant to serve him.

"Nimrod, I’m done here with you today. Amara and Ruby have both had their fun killing and looting from you and the church, so we will be on our way. Do me a favor and send more assassins my way. Maybe they will have some nice new gifts for me, like another reason to beat you up. Oh wait, I already do that whenever I want anyway."

After these words left Fate’s mouth, he turned and left this shell of a church behind.

Nimrod, still carried by Bishop Gary, saw Fate leaving and did not know what to say. Fate did not even stay to listen to what he plans to do to Fate for his actions today.

It was almost as if Fate did not take him seriously at all. But Nimrod knew that was impossible. At this moment, Bishop Gary could no longer hold his breath. It turns out that you may not smell things when you hold your breath, but the first inhale of breath you take tends to carry a certain taste with it.

The only natural result was what Fate from Earth called an upchuck of colossal proportions.

*Blah*

Nimrod screamed out loud, "Bishop Gary, what did you do? It’s everywhere!"