Free Web NovelChapter 344: Chapter 320: Stabbing a Friend Every Now and Then (2)
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The Black Cat looked at Wen Ying in confusion. ’Is that how humans explain the word "friend"?’
’Have I been misunderstanding it this whole time?’
’Should I apologize to this human now?’
The Kobold stared at the human spouting nonsense before him and laughed in exasperation. "Black Cat, you’ve been sold and you’re still helping her count the money? A stupid cat like you has no reason to exist! Just be a good kitty and let yourself be taken away!"
Hearing Lord Dog Head’s words, the Black Cat grew furious.
’Is this human tricking me, too?’
MEOW! MIAO MIAO!
MIAO MIAO MIAO!
SMACK!
Wen Ying swung her hand and slapped the Kobold’s face so hard it twisted to the side. "How could you spout such nonsense in front of Little Black? When did I sell Little Black? Who could I even sell him to? You think there’s a patient in this hospital who wants to keep a cat? Besides, no one paid me. Why don’t you make up for it?"
"Human! You’re courting death!" Whatever Wen Ying said was irrelevant; the slap had sent the Kobold into a rage.
When the Son of Heaven rages, a million corpses fall!
When Lord Dog Head raged, all the lights in the hallway flickered!
The terrifying atmosphere deepened, and for some reason, the cawing of crows could be heard.
"Human, I’m going to sew your mouth shut and use your head as a stool! I’ll show everyone the consequences of defying me!"
’I have to admit, for an NPC leader, the Kobold’s methods are pretty impressive!’
The Kobold’s body seemed to teleport, suddenly appearing right in front of Wen Ying. His dog head pressed close to her face, barely a centimeter away from touching.
Wen Ying’s expression changed drastically, and she quickly backed away.
’Now you know fear, don’t you?’
The Kobold loved to admire the look of fear on a human’s face.
"Gross, so gross! That dog face almost touched my beautiful one. I’m warning you, dog head, if you come any closer, I won’t be so polite!"
But in the Kobold’s eyes, Wen Ying’s reaction was just fear—running her mouth, putting on a brave front.
So, he teleported again. He loved watching that expression of terror on a human’s face as they died. It was just too interesting.
Just as the Kobold’s head lunged toward Wen Ying’s, SMACK!
An even louder sound echoed through the first floor.
The Kobold never imagined this foolish human would react so violently!
His entire body was sent flying by the slap, smashing against the hallway wall before dropping to the floor.
Wen Ying looked at the Kobold on the floor, her expression panicked and fearful. "I told you not to get close to me! Don’t get close to me! Why didn’t you listen? Don’t you know your dog head is covered in viruses and bacteria? What if you infect me? And you reek of piss! It’s one thing if you can’t smell it yourself, but don’t you dare contaminate me!"
The Black Cat: "..." ’What a brave human!’
The NPCs: "..." ’What a ferocious human!’
’She actually sent Lord Dog Head flying with a single slap!’
’That’s Lord Dog Head we’re talking about!’
Hearing Wen Ying’s tirade, the Kobold’s face flushed red with rage. He was clearly furious to the extreme!
He had originally thought the human had reacted subconsciously out of fear.
But based on her words, she just thought he stank!
She thought he was disgusting and covered in viruses and bacteria!
How dared this human!
How dared she say such things about him?
"Black Cat, don’t listen to his nonsense. The smell on him is strong enough to kill someone. You ate my dried fish, so you only have a bit of a fishy smell."
"So where did you get the dried fish?" the Kobold asked, gritting his teeth as he stared at Wen Ying. His eyes were like daggers, wishing he could stab this human to death on the spot.
"Human, do you realize you’ve angered me? Answer honestly, or you will face the most severe punishment!"
This time, the Kobold didn’t teleport. He walked toward Wen Ying step by step.
"Are you trying to steal my dried fish?" Wen Ying looked at the Kobold in shock. "Don’t tell me that since the thing you wanted is gone, you’re trying to use my food as a substitute? Let me tell you, that’s impossible! This dried fish belongs to my friend! Without his permission, I wouldn’t give it to you for anything!"
Wen Ying’s words had apparently hit the nail on the head regarding the Kobold’s intentions.
As long as he could offer up some food from the Mortal World, his punishment would surely be lessened.
That was why he hadn’t attacked Wen Ying immediately.
"Where is this friend of yours? I can make an exception and allow your friend to come before me and answer this question."
