The Most Random System

Chapter 1083: Chapter 486: Lin Li Thinks His Mind Is Still Too Sophisticated_2

But don’t even mention the guy, even Lin Li could hear that the girl wasn’t really rejecting it.

Tonight, locked in!

Sure enough, after the guy pulled a few more lines, the girl "reluctantly" nodded, but still wanted to say reservedly: "But we cannot do that sort of thing, uh... I actually came on my period."

From the tone, it was obvious the girl wasn’t on her period.

And the guy who had been drinking with her all night knew this fact very well, so he just smiled and said: "Oh, is it painful? Luckily, I studied medicine, you can show me the wound."

If she really is, it’s just a matter of fighting the bloody battle!

"Wow, you rogue, seriously—" the girl gave him a playful look.

"All right, all right," the guy kept nodding, then said with a sly grin:

"No doing that thing, no doing that thing. Hey, you see, life’s meaning is in eating, drinking, and having fun; how about later I’ll let you eat, drink, and have fun at the same time?"

"Hmm?" The girl was taken aback by the words, and curiously asked: "How to do that?"

The guy first glanced at the driver who was focused on the road and seemed completely oblivious to the two in the back seat, then chuckled and leaned close to the girl’s ear: "Bite."

Actually, with excellent hearing, even though the guy deliberately lowered his voice, Lin Li could hear it clearly and raised an eyebrow.

The next second, he realized.

F*ck.

Don’t you say, "bite" as an action, in a sense perfectly satisfies eating, drinking, playing, and having fun all at once.

This guy’s sleaze quotient might be higher than mine.

And a woman who can play along with such a man surely can’t be that low on sleaze quotient; only a moment slower than Lin Li in reacting, then she clicked her tongue twice: "No."

The guy frowned slightly: "Why?"

The girl: "Start."

The guy instantly understood, and chuckled:

"No problem, I eat planet cups without a spoon, wake up every morning with my blanket on the ceiling, can play with the blanket as if it’s Indian roti, get stopped at security checks as if it’s a police baton, continue walking normally with a broken leg, and never use a cue stick to play billiards..."

"I don’t care about those... I care more about whether you’re actively filial and responsible..."

The girl didn’t listen to the guy bragging and interrupted directly, saying something comparatively more positive.

"What counts as actively filial?" The guy couldn’t help but ask.

The girl: "Taking care of grandma without forgetting the little sister."

The guy: "!"

"No problem, I’m actively filial, not only grandma and my sister, even you I’ll take good care of. You know, tonight I planned to send you a rose, but halfway through the bouquet fell, only the rose head is left, do you still want it?"

Girl: "Yes, yes, send it to me."

Guy: "Hehehe, what kind of relationship do we have now..."

Girl: "Classmates."

Guy: "Hmm?"

Girl: "With my classmates..."

"Hehehe..."

"Hehehe..."

Lin Li: "☉_☉"

These two at the back are having a great time, exchanging lines back and forth, and Lin Li who is overhearing them feels like dying without anyone to manage it, you know?

The sleaze quotient of these two isn’t just beyond mine; converting it to intelligence, they’ve already led Earth to break out of the galaxy and dominate the universe.

However, being talked to like this by the two of them, Lin Li suddenly felt that being a Beijing native isn’t such an expensive identity anymore.

After all, you only need to connect the head and tail in Beijing, and it counts as a Beijing household registration.

F*ck.

My brain seems to be contaminated by some strange knowledge.

These two people really did me harm.

...

This was actually only a twenty-minute journey, but in Lin Li’s perception, it felt as long as two full minutes.

—F*ck, even though I already deliberately drove very slowly, how come we still got here so fast, haven’t heard enough, there’s still a lot of knowledge I wish to learn.

For example, from the recent conversation between the two in the back row, Lin Li learned a new term—bar cultivation group.

At first glance it might sound like drinking until dawn, like cultivating, but in reality it’s totally off!

Cultivation means—zero! Aura! Revival!

Only to say, the cultivation group would be Wang Ze’s favorite bar chrysanthemum.

Useful cold knowledge increased.

Next time will say it to Shanqing Daoist and Deng Wen.

"Arrived, you two."

But all good things come to an end, after all, they arrived at the location the guy had given earlier, Lin Li parked the car, and somewhat reluctantly said.

"Thank you, driver, the fare was already paid online."

Although a bit puzzled why the driver looked at him with such a complicated gaze, the guy still nodded and said farewell.

Watching this pair like the Smiths walk into the residential building, Lin Li frowned slightly.

Because until their figures disappeared before Lin Li, the system still had no response.

Another failure.

Does it have to be an official platform?

Or is it because the whole commission was completed by following the guy’s instructions, not meeting the system’s requirements?

Just thinking won’t verify it, taking advantage of having time now, Lin Li immediately turned around and headed back to the East Lake District.

...

[Drive a Mecha to complete at least 10 related commissions for unfamiliar empire citizens (1/10)]

Looking at the pop-up message from the system panel, Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief.

Just now, after returning to the East Lake District, Lin Li carried out a more stringent screening of passengers, this time picking up a group of three, one male and two females, but it wasn’t a left and right embrace, the two girls lived together, the guy lived elsewhere.

All three were relatively sober.

Since the distance was short, they dropped off the guy first, unexpectedly the system didn’t respond, but when they reached the two girls’ residential community downstairs, the system finally made a transition from 0 to 1 in offense and defense.