The Most Random System

Chapter 1082: Chapter 486: Lin Li Thinks His Own Brain Is Just Too Superior

There’s a line of poetry that goes, "The winter wind knows my heart, chilling beneath."

But on this street, sometimes the wind can blow warmly upon people.

Even without the help of the wind, some people’s postures—whether squatting or lying down—are already madly probing the edge of danger.

However, Lin Li’s gaze directly ignored these presences, and those all-female groups.

He’s not a ride-share driver, nor a driver with a fixed taxi, plus he’s male (handsome male, to be clear).

In the middle of the night, if a man drives up and offers to take you home, any sensible woman would be cautious and, for safety reasons, definitely wouldn’t get in.

Of course, being in a bar dancing street, coupled with his looks, there will surely be women willing to get in the car.

Remember, there are three elements to seducing women: modeling, economy, and legal matters.

To execute smooth operations, besides changing to a new chick online, at least one of the elements must be leveraged.

Without modeling, you rely on economy for your play.

Without economy, you rely on modeling for your play.

If you lack both economy and modeling, you can only rely on legal matters.

Lin Li has modeling, and economy that isn’t entirely liquid, so it’s definitely feasible—if he really planned to do this, he’d definitely reap rewards and there’d surely be no issues afterwards.

But that would be putting the cart before the horse.

Lin Li is here to complete a mission, not to pick up drunkards.

Besides, yesterday... no, it was the day before yesterday, he and Ying Bao kissed loudly, pure love Warrior slaying a Minotaur!!

So, although the mission forces him to target women, those who are inebriated or are empire citizens, even if sober, not only are they unsuitable, but they should also be avoided like snakes and scorpions.

They absolutely should not be seen as targets.

Apart from pure love, if these people were to vomit in the car, wouldn’t that be disgusting? And what if they try to harass me while drunk?

Or simply turn things around on me, initiate a collective domain, creating false accusations, pinning the harassment label on me—no cameras in the car, who would stand up for me then?

Before Martin Luther King is renamed Barbie Code Water, before Mixue Ice is renamed Flare City, before the root seeking formula is renamed the must-seek formula, Lin Li will not stop using the worst intentions to think through gender disputes.

When going out, men must also protect themselves.

Therefore, Lin Li is not only wearing a mask to hide his face, but also has set his sights on those male and female pairings as the most reasonable targets.

Because with a male present, regardless if he’s a friend the girl knows or an amorous target drunk on alcohol, the accompanying female can feel at ease, not needing personal care when going crazy in the car, and even if sober later, attempts to punish would not affect the driver—it’s irrelevant to Lin Li.

However, if there’s indeed suspicion of them picking up drunk people, Lin Li, from a moral standpoint, would certainly intervene.

Once the target range is confirmed, the next steps become simple.

Passing by suitable targets, Lin Li rolls down the window, asking the most clear-headed among them:

"Hello, need a ride? Within Xiling, I can drive anywhere; outside Xiling, we’ll see circumstances—"

In male-female pairs, the sober one isn’t necessarily male; in some pairs, the female is comparatively more clear-headed.

But Lin Li is skeptical about these men’s drunken state.

Feels like if a girl whispers near a guy’s ear, "I’m on period tonight," he’d immediately sit up, solve a test paper, walk a tightrope on the Empire State Building, and finish with a nice backward swing.

Tonight’s a weekday, thus fewer people are out needing rides, and fewer drivers are out at this hour.

Thus, although most first inquiries led to refusals or reports of already caught rides, after waiting a few minutes by the bar door, someone took the bait.

"How much to No. 900, Shangqing Road?"

It’s a male and a female pair, the female looks completely out of it, draped over the male, who seems alright, folding away his phone after hearing Lin Li’s shout, asking Lin Li.

"20 bucks."

Before coming, Lin Li already searched and noted down various fare costs from ride-share software, thus instantly offering a price lower than the software to assure them he’s looking for ’business,’ reassuring them to get in.

"Alright."

The male clearly satisfied with the price, nods and opens the car door, supporting the girl into the car.

Fragrance of alcohol and perfume instantly floods the car, opening windows in the deep winter night isn’t suitable, [Wind Control] seems useful at this moment, once again making Lin Li find the meaning of cultivation.

Unlike last time picking up office workers, this time Lin Li had no intention of chatting, nor did he play music, once the car door shut, he drove silently towards the destination.

But I don’t meet the mountain, the mountain rushes to meet me.

"Hey, snort——"

A few minutes into the ride, the girl on the backseat seemed to awaken slightly, after eagle-calling, she shifted a bit within the guy’s embrace, opened her eyes then closed them, asking:

"Where are we going?"

Guy: "My place."

"Huh? Why go to your place?"

The guy pecking like a chicken: "Exactly, exactly."

"Oh, you’re terrible~" The girl clearly understood the guy’s meaning, gently slapped him, "I’m not going, I want to go home..."