The Most Random System

Chapter 1080: Chapter 485: The Bodhisattva’s Youth Romantic Comedy Is Definitely Problematic (Part 2)

"Still the person most respected by Class 4 of Senior Year in terms of Guan Fangchang." Lin Li couldn’t help but give Bai Bufan a thumbs-up as he walked in.

"I really want to meet the three brothers, they seem like some hot intestines and like-minded friends."

Wang Ze spoke hopefully in a soft voice, feeling sentimental as he took breakfast from Lin Li and raised his chin:

"Long time no see, Lin Li, the last time we met was last year, and you know, the ’chong’ in ’chongfeng’ stands for Chongqing, so when we reunite we need to respect the customs over there in the Chengyu Region..."

"Damn you." Lin Li laughed and cursed.

Turning Wang Ze’s male emotional quotient into IQ, this guy would have ranked first in grade a long time ago.

"Stop babbling, hurry up and bring out my breakfast."

Urged by Bao Wei, Lin Li stepped forward to continue distributing the breakfast in his hand, but noticed his desk mate Qin Zeyu’s gloomy expression and asked with some amusement:

"Zeyu, what’s wrong with you?"

"I’m emo..." Qin Zeyu weakly fumbled with the plastic bag wrapped around his freshly acquired breakfast, "The New Year should be a fresh start, but it’s ruined, life..."

"Wow, that’s harsh," Lin Li rolled up his sleeves, looking slightly indignant: "Who did it, Zeyu, tell your brother, I’ll help you beat him up!!"

"Very touching," Qin Zeyu waved his hand dismissively, "But it has nothing to do with others, it’s my own lack of discipline, screwed everything up, just made the resolution, yesterday—damn it!!"

Getting punched out of his seat and ’flying away,’ Qin Zeyu transformed into Dragon King, covered his cheek, stared blankly at Lin Li: "Lin Li, why did you hit me?"

Lin Li showed a gentle, kind smile of justice: "Didn’t I say I’d help you beat up the guy who destroyed your life?"

Qin Zeyu: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Damn you!!"

In a word, a brother’s life is like a dead horse... it truly feels a bit like a dead horse.

"Then you should help me beat Bufan,"

Qin Zeyu got up, patted his butt, pointed at Bai Bufan with some frustration:

"I resolved this year to abstain from desire, to discipline myself, to have a body that could mesmerize thousands of girls; but Bai Bufan, this jerk, sent me ’Mystical Websites’ and ’Mystical Numbers’ at three in the morning on New Year’s Day, causing me to fall before achieving anything. Go beat him up."

"That’s not right, if you trace the root cause then I’d be the culprit." Lin Li quickly shook his hands, then looked at Qin Zeyu.

For this increasingly hormonal buddy, Lin Li offered consolation:

"Zeyu, your thought to abstain from lust in the new year is good, but what you should abstain from is lust for women, not lust for gold. Women only hinder your speed in drawing the sword. Why are you pursuing this, it’s pointless."

Qin Zeyu: "?"

"Isn’t it?" Qin Zeyu lost his composure and pointed at Lin Li, then pointed at Chen Yu Ying at the front of the class, "Lin Li, you’re the last person qualified to say that, so what’s this all about?"

Lin Li heard and wasn’t fazed at all, waved: "I’m different."

"Women indeed hinder the speed of drawing the sword, but the class monitor is a rich lady, she directly gave me a fully equipped six-bullet M250, so I can sprinkle water with Golden Core at will, I don’t need to wield a sword. Why worry about drawing speed?

When I see someone draw, I just spray them a round, it’s done, for sure guns are faster than knives.

But don’t worry Zeyu, if I meet you, I won’t spray a round, because bullets are more expensive than your life."

Actually, there’s a somewhat more affectionate answer—women indeed affect drawing speed, but she is my reason for drawing.

But such words aren’t suitable to say from the back row; if I say it, my enemy wouldn’t be only Qin Zeyu.

Better to say it privately with Ying Bao.

Lin Li grinned.

Qin Zeyu didn’t grin ☉_☉.

"You... You... Damn..." Heartbroken and off the charts, Qin Zeyu felt things wouldn’t be sadder than this year.

Lin Li: "Okay, stop losing it, if you lose it any longer, your breakfast will be finished by Bao Wei."

"Damn it!!!" An even sadder thing happened.

Successively stealing food, Zhou Baowei was satisfied:

"Zeyu ah (chew chew chew), let me say (chew chew chew), Lin Li is right in some respects (chew chew chew), instead of relying on your own discipline and growth to increase your chance of getting a partner (chew chew chew), you might as well pin your hopes on metaphysics (chew chew chew), go pray to Buddha?"

Qin Zeyu waved irritably when he heard: "Already prayed, I went on New Year’s Day to pray, and that night Buddha apologized to me in a dream, saying I’m a good person, but I’m unsuitable for her, she couldn’t accept my confession."

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan, Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Hey, wait a minute!"

"Which Buddha did you pray to!!"

"You even got a rejection card from Buddha? This Buddha’s youthful love stories are really problematic!!"

Lin Li truly loves Class 4 of Senior Year.

Do other classes have so many amazing people?

Alas, separation in classes would be medicine—

After enjoying some good banter, Lin Li returned to his own seat.

"Did I miss anything important last night?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan.

"No, last night was just regular evening self-study, even Xue Jian just came around for a stroll and left."

"Tsk, looks like Old Jian secretly loves me, he doesn’t linger when I’m not around; last night he probably couldn’t sleep thinking about me." Lin Li boasted a little.

"Can’t be bothered," still eating breakfast, Bai Bufan raises his chin, "Also, the physics homework was collected last night, submit yours."

After Lin Li submitted his homework, Bai Bufan asked with some amusement:

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