The Most Random System

Chapter 1079: Chapter 485: Of Course the Bodhisattva’s Youth Romantic Comedy Has Problems

The compensation is nice, but let’s not have any more compensation in the future.

Wu Min thought, this kind of news is like when Lin Li was critically ill and going into surgery, and while waiting for the doctor, asking anxiously, "How is it?" The doctor mischievously replies, "Between me and your son, one of us has died, care to guess who?" and finally saying they’ll compensate with an urn, what difference does it make.

"Driving is quite fun, mom, do we have any relatives or friends with an idle second-hand car? I can exchange it for a stainless steel basin." Lin Li chuckled and then asked.

"There’s no such thing as a free lunch." Wu Min rolled her eyes.

"Mom, then I want to buy a car."

"Do I look like a car to you?" Wu Min sneered.

"Yes, like an elegant and magnificent custom-made luxury car. Even if BBA sees you on the road, they’d immediately turn off their engines and hail you, ’Long live the queen! Long, long, indeed!’ They wouldn’t dare to ride alongside you!" Lin Li answered instantly.

"Flattery won’t get you anywhere," Wu Min scoffed.

"I’m not flattering, I’m patting the trunk of an elegant and magnificent custom-made luxury car," Lin Li’s voice grew more earnest.

"Useless, all useless," Wu Min quickly waved her hand:

"If you want your own car, at least wait until your junior or senior year when you start an internship, but at most, mom can help you get an affordable vehicle. If you want a nice car, you’ll have to earn it yourself."

"What’s the point of getting you a car right now? Are you going to drive to school every day with just that short distance? Parking is a hassle, and it’ll just collect dust, don’t even think about it."

Lin Li was just casually probing, so after getting this response, he just sighed with feigned disappointment:

"Mom, actually, recently I’ve awakened memories of when I was reincarnated.

Because in my last life, I was an incredibly good person, I had the privilege to choose my reincarnation. At that time, I specifically asked the person in charge of reincarnation, ’Is this family rich?’ He said, ’Rich.’ I was cautious, so I asked again, ’Are you sure they have money?’ and upon receiving the confirmation, ’Yes, they have money,’ I chose our family.

But when I came here, I realized that what he said was ’have debts’ as in ’negative’ and ’confirm, owe money.’ Sigh, originally I should have posted in my friend circle, ’I don’t want much wealth; I want much love,’ making all those common folks envious. But now I can only pity myself in the car...

Life, huh... life... those shady intermediaries are truly harmful..."

Lin Li couldn’t even imagine how enjoyable an Earth online mod would be.

Wu Min, hearing this, wasn’t the least bit upset. Instead, she nodded approvingly: "Lin Li, what you said really hits the nail on the head for me, who wouldn’t agree!"

Lin Li: "o.O?"

"Back when I gave birth to you, I immediately asked the doctor how was the child."

"The doctor smiled at me and said, ’This child is fine, no problems, quick-witted, bringing him home will surely bring fortune.’"

"I was very happy then, but after bringing you home, I realized the doctor had said, ’This child is cheap, full of problems, no brain, quickly bring home, definitely contaminated,’ it turns out he was urging me to quickly take you to avoid radiation affecting the hospital.

Sigh, originally I should have also posted in my friend circle, ’This child is so understanding all day long, there’s really nothing for the parents to worry about, sigh, a part of life is missing,’ making those relatives and friends envious. But now I can only pity myself in the car..."

"Life, huh... life... those shady doctors are truly harmful..."

"Hahahahahaha—" Lin Li couldn’t hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

Let’s see whoever dares to say Wu Min is the one who corrupted him!

Obviously, he’s just bettering blue from the indigo plant!

"Anyway, your mother can see her whole life at a glance, there won’t be any changes, don’t expect me to turn into a phoenix; Lin Li, rely on yourself," Wu Min said with a smile.

Lin Li: "Then mom, you have really good eyesight."

Wu Min: "..."

To call having one’s whole life laid out in front of you ’good eyesight,’ well, luckily, it’s her son saying this, otherwise Wu Min would think it was some crazy person.

With all the chatter and clamor, they returned home, not too late. After showering, they went back to their rooms to sleep.

...

The next day, January 2nd, Thursday.

The little emperor of Xiling returned to his loyal Nansang Middle School.

"According to unofficial history, the reason Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei’s relationship deteriorated, leading to her return to Eastern Wu, was a valid one.

On the night of Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang’s wedding, Liu Bei, with a playful smile, told Sun Shangxiang, ’Xiangxiang, let me show you the prowess of my second brother.’

Then Guan Yu crashed through the window, shouting, ’Thanks, big brother, I won’t hold back then.’

Liu Bei, twitching his mouth, quickly corrected, ’Not that one, I meant to show you the strength of my younger brother.’

Then Zhang Fei jumped out of the closet shouting, ’Me too.’

With this disturbance by the two brothers, Liu Bei completely lost interest, and waved his hand saying, ’Forgot to deal with them, let’s leave it for another day, we have plenty of time.’

As Zhang Fei, the governor of Sichuan, pulled at his second brother’s pants, he turned back to remind his big brother, ’Big Brother, Second Brother is Yun Chang, but whatever, do you want to go first or should I?’

Liu Bei: ’Sorry, sorry, I did get it wrong, but let it be me first, third brother, if you can’t hold it, you can stand behind me, I can lend you some strength.’

Sun Shangxiang thus learned of the chaotic relationship among the three brothers, and finally, simply couldn’t accept it. So a few years later, when Sun Quan sent a big ship to get her back to Eastern Wu, she left without hesitation."