Free Web NovelChapter 528: Chapter 395: A Visit from Aunt Flo
After speaking, he raised his head with a miserable expression, gesturing for the Snow Tiger Witch to look at the dark circles under his eyes. "That fart she let out on me... if you didn’t know better, you’d think some giant beast was coming!"
The Snow Tiger Witch glanced at the group of young Beastman females behind him. "..."
He inexplicably felt his authority being challenged. "What nonsense are you spouting? The sun is already high in the sky. Hurry back to the tribe."
’Otherwise, this punk is going to start badmouthing me, the witch, in front of the young ones again.’
After seeing off the people from the three other tribes, the Snow Tiger Tribe returned to its usual peaceful life.
But for Wu Yue, this day was turning out to be an incredibly miserable one.
Staring at the little red map on the kang bed, she felt absolutely awful.
The feeling was so familiar that she couldn’t even lie to herself and say it was hemorrhoids.
It seemed that even in another world, she still had to entertain that monthly relative, Aunt Flo.
"Host, stop moping. The other Pure Human females who came of age with you have already had their periods come and go several times. You’re the only one just getting it now."
The disdain in the System’s voice couldn’t have been more obvious.
"System, I need a ’little bread’."
The moment she finished speaking, a palm-sized package landed a short distance in front of her.
Wu Yue was about to struggle to her feet, but as soon as she lifted her butt, she felt a torrential surge.
’Damn it, life is meaningless...’
But in the next second, seeing the familiar packaging in front of her, Wu Yue wanted nothing more than to grab a brick and smash the System’s stupid face. "What the hell is this!"
A crisp rustling sound was heard—the unmistakable sound of a wrapper being torn open. It was followed by the sound of someone munching, and only then did the System slowly speak up. "A little bread, wasn’t that what you wanted to eat? I even specially picked one with red bean filling."
Wu Yue clutched the soft little bun, utterly miserable. ’Can I really not return this scammer of a System?’
"The ’little bread’ I was talking about is for dealing with Aunt Flo, not for eating!"
The System’s ears twitched, and the tail behind it poofed up with a SWOOSH. "..."
’Why are you being so fierce? I’m a boy, how would I know about this stuff?’
"Host, next time it would be better to just say ’diaper’, ’kay, hun?"
"Hun what hun?! Just hurry up! Right now, it feels like I’m wetting the bed while wide awake!"
The System’s tiger-like body shuddered. ’That sounds like an ecstatic experience. I want to have it too.’
"Dear Host, please open the system panel and select the brand of ’little bread’ you want. As a straight-male system, this humble one is truly unable to choose."
Forcing herself to ignore her discomfort, Wu Yue opened the system panel, which she hadn’t used in a long time.
But in the next second, the dazzling array of familiar ’little bread’ brands and the increasingly exorbitant prices listed below them successfully made her expression darken.
"System, are these prices for real?"
Wu Yue felt utterly miserable.
The System nodded. "Host, don’t doubt it. These are absolutely conscientious prices."
’Meow-therf*cker, five points for one ’little bread’, and you call that a conscientious price?’
’You’re black-hearted, more like it!’
"Excuse me, Host, would you like to exchange?"
Wu Yue gritted her teeth and was about to make the exchange when the door was suddenly pushed open.
"Why is there such a strong smell of blood? Yue, are you hur..."
Yuan Lang was still holding a plucked chicken, his forehead covered in a fine sheen of sweat. The anxiety in his eyes instantly spilled out when he saw the bloodstain on Wu Yue’s kang bed.
’What’s wrong with the little female?’
’Why is she bleeding so much?’
Tossing the chicken aside, he strode forward, preparing to scoop up Wu Yue and take her to the Snow Tiger Witch.
Wu Yue quickly grabbed the Beastman’s firm, muscular arm. "I’m fine."
As she spoke, she pulled up the nearby Beast Skin blanket to cover the incredibly conspicuous bloodstain.
"You’re bleeding, and you still say you’re fine."
The Beastman’s lips tightened. He wrapped an arm around the little female’s waist, preparing to lift her off the kang bed.
Wu Yue’s expression changed drastically. "!"
’Holy crap, the floodgates were already open just from sitting up, and now this bastard is actually...!’
Before she could say anything, the Beastman’s arm wrapped around her waist. As his firm, muscular arm circled her lower abdomen, Wu Yue’s previously fair little face instantly turned a deep, dark red.
A warm stream snaked its way down her thin leg, dripped a few times near her toes, and then reluctantly fell onto the kang bed.
’HOLY CRAP! It gushed out!’
’Just let me die!’
’Is this what they call a large-scale social-death situation?!’
The heavy smell of blood filled the air once more. Yuan Lang’s body instantly went rigid. "Did I... Did I touch your wound?"
