My Restaurant's Guests are All Abnormal

Chapter 147: Chapter 7 I Really Don’t Want to Be a Cross-Dressing Boss!

"Actually, this is Elysian Pure Land." Hastur picked up a cola and drank it all in one go, making Chen Ze’s stomach ache.

That was a 2-liter bottle of cola, and finishing it in one gulp was simply terrifying. Chen Ze felt that drinking too much cola could cause bloating, given all that fizzy drink.

"Elysian Pure Land, huh..." Chen Ze scratched his head. Of course, he had heard that song, the Divine Comedy that had once swept through Bilibili, its presence ubiquitous on the site to an almost demonic degree.

"Right, I meant to just translate it directly, but then I realized there’s no such name as Elysian Pure Land where I’m from, so I had to translate it like this." Hastur rubbed his belly contentedly.

Then, with a wave of his hand, a computer appeared in His grasp.

Chen Ze could feel Betty’s eyes lighting up behind him, as she had now developed an addiction to the Internet. During the noon break, Betty would rather take her food upstairs than waste any time not spent on the computer.

"Do you need to top up?" Chen Ze casually took out his cell phone.

For some reason, Hastur wasn’t affected by the restaurant’s restrictions. When Hastur was around, Chen Ze could also connect to the internet, which he guessed was because Hastur was already connected.

Chen Ze recalled the games Hastur used to play, "Arknights" and "Hearthstone" were among the Ancient Ruler’s gaming list.

"No, I’m here for something else," Hastur said as he crossed his arms and made a commander’s gesture.

"What?" Chen Ze was curious and glanced at Hastur’s computer.

It displayed the interface of League of Legends, and it was even a ranked match screen, which wasn’t surprising; Chen Ze already knew Hastur was a player from the Zaun gaming zone.

What made Chen Ze’s eyes almost pop out was Hastur’s rank, which had reached the peak level of Challenger, and even ranked first in the Zaun region.

"I’ve realized that money is way too important," Hastur said, looking at Chen Ze with a serious face.

"So?" Chen Ze’s mouth twitched, sensing an ominous premonition.

"So, I’ve decided not to be human anymore!" Thankfully, such words did not come out.

"So, I’m planning to become a streamer." Hastur looked directly into Chen Ze’s eyes, giving him an inexplicably overwhelming feeling.

"So, what does your becoming a streamer have to do with me?" Chen Ze asked, completely baffled.

"Here’s my list, have a look," Hastur handed over a piece of paper. Chen Ze took it and was relieved to see it was in Chinese.

"Alienware desktop computer... HD camera and microphone for streamers?" Chen Ze understood as soon as he read the first line, Hastur was still here to make money.

"Right, I’ve checked your Taobao, and the things I want are already in the shopping cart. You just have to pay," Hastur said flipping his long hair aside, looking exceptionally cute.

Chen Ze silently continued reading.

"And a Bilibili contracted streamer? You want me to handle the contract?" Chen Ze was flabbergasted.

Of course, Chen Ze knew how to stream on Bilibili as he had once considered trying it himself.

"Is there a problem?" Hastur gave Chen Ze a puzzled look.

"You... first tell me, what image do you plan to use to stream?" Chen Ze felt a headache coming on; this was something only he could help Hastur with.

After all, neither Hastur nor Betty had things like ID cards.

"Easy, I know that I can’t use an image that would infringe on copyrights, so I’m planning to use this image." Hastur’s body twisted for a moment.

Then he transformed into a beautiful girl with long black hair, sporting an antennae-shaped hair clip with perfect features and a delicate figure.

Chen Ze was stunned; not because he liked Hastur, but because any otaku looking at Hastur would lament, "Ah, has the Dimensional Wall been broken?"

"How is it~" Hastur twirled around cutely, drawing extra attention in her Japanese sailor outfit.

"I’m freakin’..." Chen Ze was a bit helpless. Was Hastur’s image good or not?

Of course it was good, Chen Ze knew at first glance that Hastur’s look would definitely blow up on Bilibili, and it was only a matter of time before she ascended to the ranks of top streamers.

After all, most humans are creatures who judge by appearance.

Not to mention in martial arts novels, when a handsome guy saves a girl, she says there’s no way to repay him but to offer her body.

But when an ugly guy saves a girl, she says she’ll be his ox and horse in the next life.

The problem, however, lay in the fact that the live stream account was authenticated with Chen Ze’s ID. In other words, if Hastur streamed like this, Chen Ze would become a cross-dressing star.

This was not within Chen Ze’s expectations.

"Is there a problem?" Hastur asked with her hands behind her back, leaning slightly forward, her big eyes staring straight at Chen Ze, her face full of confusion.

Chen Ze involuntarily turned his head. He had intended to refuse, but Hastur was just too adorable!

And that illicit voice, brimming with the innocence of youth and distinct enough to be recognizable, was the type that could make someone confess their feelings just by the sound.

"No problem, the purchase is made, expected to arrive the day after tomorrow at the latest," Chen Ze cleared Hastur’s shopping cart, and the sellers were quick to ship using SF Express.

"Hehe, then as a return favor~ you can ask me to do anything once more~ anything, oh~" Hastur said, smiling slyly at Chen Ze.

Chen Ze couldn’t help but swallow his saliva.

Betty silently watched from the sidelines. She felt she should record this scene to use as leverage against Chen Ze later.

Only... it seemed the clueless store manager hadn’t yet realized Lafra’s feelings for him. Would a threat even be effective?

Betty eventually gave up on pondering it.

"Alright, can you save a soul from the Soul Abyss?" Chen Ze touched his finger, which still bore a wound.

The thought of the agony from the rabies vaccine reminded him of Flemea.

Since he had nothing better to do, he might as well use it to help a client.

"I can, who do you want to save?" Hastur yawned, looking utterly bored. ƒreewebɳovel.com

"Let me ask, and I’ll tell you next time," Chen Ze nodded. He wasn’t surprised by Hastur’s response.

After all, this was The King in Yellow; it would be strange if he couldn’t break the seals of the gods.

"Eh~ that’s what I’m saying, you people are so boring. I was hoping you’d make a request that would get a person all hot and bothered~" Hastur flirtatiously flicked her long hair that rested on her neck.

Chen Ze rolled his eyes. He certainly understood what Hastur meant.

"Kids are the ones who make requests. Adults know better than to ask for the impossible," Chen Ze handed over five chiffon cakes to Hastur.

"What’s this? A bribe?" Hastur didn’t remember ordering them.

"Just take it to Lafra. She forgot them earlier. As compensation, I’ll personally sponsor two thousand RMB," said Chen Ze, who now had money to spare.

"Eh~ so that’s how it is~" Hastur said, looking at Chen Ze with a playful grin.