Free Web NovelChapter 86: Saintess Mary Jane Dawson
After Kathy and Maria caused an innocent restaurant to be closed, declaring the place a natural disaster, we now find ourselves in the Church of Divine Promises. Bishop Gary Oldman is currently looking at his depleted swimming pool of money as he laments the fact that so much of his pool money is now being taken away in taxes.
Looking at his pool of money, Bishop Gary glanced at Priest Joe and said, "God damn that bastard Fate Grimsever. How dare that kid try to take so much of this old man’s money. Now I’m being laughed at by the other bishops of the church, as well as the pope, because I’m the only priest of my rank without my own pool of money to swim in. That bastard Fate now has three different pools of money he swims in. That kid came by earlier to mock me, Priest Joe, saying that I’m a loser who suckers people out of their money by making them join a pyramid scheme."
Priest Joe was upset as well. He only has a toddler-sized pool of money to swim in, as opposed to the bishop’s half-full Olympic-size swimming pool.
Fate made him feel even worse because he knew the truth: Fate actually now has five different pools made up of various kinds of wealth. In fact, rumor has it that a group of sirens have found their way into Shadow Spire Citadel and now sing Fate to sleep as he floats in his pools of money.
Wanting to fan the flames a bit, Priest Joe said to Bishop Gary, "Bishop Gary, you might not be aware, but the local pop idol siren band has recently taken up residence in Shadow Spire Citadel. From what I hear, they sit around all day singing to Fate while he enjoys his six different Olympic-size swimming pools full of money. Fate has one full of silver, another full of gold, a pool of platinum crowns, a pool of precious gems, another of melted gold, and another full of the bitter tears of his enemies."
Bishop Gary Oldman trembled in shock as he screamed out loud, "When did that bastard collect my tears? Was it when I saw him take away my favorite bishop hat because we were short on one of our payments? I can just imagine that ingrate wearing my hat while he floats on an inflatable money balloon in his pool. How can he call himself a just and fair ruler when all he does is oppress the nobles and wealthy like myself?"
Priest Joe nodded in agreement as he said, "Exactly. Fate is hated by everyone except for the new mysterious and wealthy poor class that have shown up out of nowhere lately. If they hear anyone bad-mouthing Fate, they immediately fly off the handle and beat them up."
Bishop Gary began to tremble in anger as he walked away from his half-filled pool of gold crowns. High up in the central tower of his church, Bishop Gary Oldman looked at Shadow Spire Citadel far in the distance. The giant black citadel stuck up out of the ground and made the entire city look as if it was home to some gloomy hellspawn.
Fate was not far off from that term either. Looking at the citadel, Bishop Gary spoke to Priest Joe behind him as he struck a powerful and all-knowing sage pose.
"Priest Joe, I have received word that in a few days’ time the gathering of the lords will happen. When that time comes, Count Victor Dupont will stage a rebellion against Fate, despite him and his followers losing a massive number of soldiers to the undead hordes that have recently been wandering this territory. Now their numbers have only swelled with more undead soldiers to join their ranks. Honestly, I think this rebellion will fail and Fate will take this opportunity to completely solidify his control over his territory. Which will be good for us since the saintess has now arrived with the full support of the church behind her. We will make our move to seize this territory from Fate Grimsever when classes start for Bloomspire Academy in several weeks’ time. The saintess Mary Jane Dawson will be able to play the prince and Fate with a single smile. After all, how can the woman that old bastard Pope Crispy Cleaner chose himself not be able to handle something this easy? Isn’t that right, my lady?"
Bishop Gary Oldman and Priest Joe saw a woman covered in a pristine white robe walk into the room. She had curves in all the right places, with long blonde hair and an impressively large belly to match. But nothing set off Mary Jane Dawson’s beauty more than the womanly beard that the goddess gifted her to proclaim her as the new saintess of the Church of Divine Promises. freeweɓnovēl.coɱ
That thick black womanly beard made Mary Jane look like their own goddess Vespera, the very definition of beauty. And they are not just saying that because the divine power in their bodies is forcing them to.
The saintess curtsied to Bishop Gary Oldman, and as she lifted up her robes, both of these men could make out the thick black hairs on Mary Jane’s legs.
Taking a deep breath, Mary Jane spoke to Bishop Gary, saying, "Bishop Gary, it will not be a problem at all to manipulate the prince and Fate Grimsever with my natural beauty."
Bishop Gary and Priest Joe both had hearts in their eyes as they looked at this goddess-given human form in front of them in all of her large rotund beauty.
Bishop Gary smiled at this response and said to Mary Jane, "That is excellent news, Mary Jane. We will be able to effortlessly seize control of this territory and kingdom with you here. Since you will be married to Prince Nimrod Bloodsworn in the future, you will be expected to produce an heir for him, but you can hold off doing that for a few decades if you wish. But I’m not sure that he will be able to resist your natural charm."
Of course, Amara has already seen this new saintess for herself, and let’s just say there is a reason she never accepted any of the blessings that Vespera offered her and instead only took the divine magic. Those blessings come with a terrible and irreversible effect for the saintess.
As for men, let’s just say that monkey men exist in this world and work as the Templar Order of the Church of Divine Promises.
