Free Web NovelChapter 80: The Freaky Little Gnomes Pt. 6
*Splat*
Daddy screamed at the top of his lungs as more of his brethren were stomped to death.
"No, Chet! Brett! Shet! How can you call yourself a man when you fight like this, Fate Grimsever?"
Fate just kept looking around, wondering when his fight was supposed to start. He said to Daddy, "Daddy, what’s going on? It seems like I’m not fighting anything but a few bugs with my boots right now."
Daddy arrived in front of one of his subordinates, only to see Fate’s boots of destruction rain down on his subordinate in front of him. freewebnσvel.cøm
*Slam*
*Splat*
Daddy grew enraged and pulled out his small sword, charging at Fate’s boots in front of him. His sword made contact with them, but instead of his toothpick-like sword cutting up Fate’s boots, his sword got stuck half an inch inside them.
Fate smiled at this and said to Daddy, "Oh no, Daddy, it looks like you joined my bug extermination mission. But don’t worry about helping me out killing these cockroaches because my boots of justice are made extra thick to ensure that even the toughest and juiciest of bugs can easily be eliminated. But I am beginning to smell a bit of an odor in the air. That’s probably just Kathy’s feet."
Kathy, seeing her minions being tragically stomped to death, heard this statement and yelled at Fate, "Fate Grimsever, that is no way to talk about your fiancée! I do not have stinky feet!"
The skinny strongman, Sprout, looked around the audience and said, "Am I the only one who thinks that Kathy Primrose is a bitch who does not care about the death of her minions?"
Everyone in the audience wanted to keep shit-talking about Fate out of hate and spite, so as one unified voice, the audience said to Sprout, "Yes, you are the only one, Sprout."
Sprout was dumbfounded by this statement until he heard the audience continue to shit-talk Fate.
"Fate is such a bully, killing his enemy like that without even using a weapon. What kind of man even wears thick work boots like that to a duel anyway?"
Sprout’s mouth hit the floor from statements like this. These people are a bunch of shameless bastards.
Ruby saw Sprout’s outrage at the crowd condemning Fate and saw potential in this young burly man. Perhaps there is room in the Grimsever Tax and Inspection Collection Department for a strongman like him.
Fate saw Daddy’s weapon stuck in his boot, so when he lifted his boot up, it left Daddy with no choice but to abandon his weapon. Daddy looked around for another weapon to fight with. Some green juice fell onto his body from above his head. Daddy looked up at Fate’s boot as it came down on top of him.
Daddy jumped off of his stink bug mount and narrowly avoided Fate’s boot as his loyal mount was crushed to death under Fate’s oppressive boots of tyranny. Running on his tiny feet that had trouble supporting Daddy’s fat belly, he quickly ran out of range of another boot. One of his subordinates saw Daddy running around pathetically, so he called out to him, "Daddy, jump onto my mount."
Daddy’s eyes lit up when he heard his loyal minion offer to give him a ride, so he ran in his direction. But right in front of his face, this disloyal minion got himself killed.
*Splat*
How can a minion who is loyal to Daddy be trusted if he gets himself killed so quickly? So, in a rage, Daddy shouted out to his minions around him, "You disloyal bastards, getting yourselves killed like this!"
Before Daddy could continue his rant, it came to an abrupt end.
*Splat*
Fate looked down at the remains of Daddy with a shocked expression on his face. Fate called out to Daddy, "Oh no, Daddy, we never even got a chance to fight. If only you had not wandered into this field of cockroaches. Oh well, at least none of these pests remain to threaten the dignity of my subjects or my wives."
Ruby and Amara had hearts in their eyes when they saw how Fate defended their honor from a bunch of potential bugs. The audience was vomiting blood in anger from this statement. How dare this bastard call this an honorable fight?
Fate then took the broom and began to sweep up the battlefield as dozens of highly compressed corpses and stink bug mounts were collected by Fate.
*Sweep*
*Sweep*
Ruby saw her husband cleaning the battlefield and could not help praising him by saying to the crowd, "Fate is a true hero. He even cleaned up the battlefield after that loser Daddy never even bothered to show up to the fight that he asked for himself. Instead, this battlefield was just full of a bunch of noisy bugs."
Amara nodded her head in agreement to this statement as she said to Ruby, "Ruby, I know. Our husband is such a gentleman, cleaning up a mess that clearly Kathy made."
The crowd, hearing this, began to shake in anger as they watched Fate sweep up a bunch of defenseless gnome bodies and mounts. Then, to make matters worse, his wives are being shameless by saying that Daddy never even bothered to show up. Instead, it was just a bunch of bugs.
One of the crowd began to get so angry he lifted his finger and said to Fate, "Fate, you bastard, how does this slaughter count as a fight? We all paid good money to see you get your ass beat up, and instead, what do we see? You being a shameless bastard and harming the lives of innocent gnomes."
Fate, while listening to this, took the dustpan and began to poke it with his broom.
*Poke*
*Poke*
"Slurrp"
"Plop"
All of the cockroach bodies fell into the garbage bin at Fate’s feet. When he saw Daddy’s squashed form on the top, Fate faked a very convincing gasp and yelled, "Oh no, when did you die, Daddy? And look at all of your little gnome friends too. All of you somehow ended up in my garbage bin. Oh well, no point crying over it now. I guess this means I win even if I have no idea how I did."
Fate took the lid to the garbage and placed it on top to prevent any weird smells from escaping. Sir Cut-n-Run came up to the garbage and grabbed it. Using his massive strength, Sir Cut-n-Run began to spin in a circle and then threw the sealed garbage. It then flew into the air, flying far into the distance. Its ultimate destination was anyone’s guess.
In another part of the city, Nimrod was enjoying his day at the royal palace in Valoria. Sitting in the gardens, he was currently being given a shoulder massage by Maria, his favorite new maid, until he acquired the services of Ruby, that is. Suddenly, Nimrod heard the sound of something traveling through the air. Nimrod looked up into the sky, pushing Maria away from him for a moment. Nimrod said out loud, "Oh my god!"
*Bam*
*Splat*
Nimrod found himself covered in all kinds of crushed corpses of small blue gnomes and stink bugs. Nimrod called out to Maria, "Maria, it’s happened again! I’ve been targeted by random flying garbage. Maria, where did you go?"
Looking around him while covered in guts and bug parts, Nimrod saw no signs of Maria. He wondered where that damn maid ran off to again. She always runs away whenever one of his male friends comes over to visit her.
