Free Web NovelChapter 79: The Freaky Little Gnomes Pt. 5
Fate looked down at the idiot in front of him and smiled. Ruby and Amara pulled out their weapons, getting ready to go down and fight Daddy, but to their surprise, Fate lifted his hand, stopping them as he said,
"Ruby and Amara, both of you can stand down. I’m going to handle this challenge myself. After all, what kind of man would I be if I did not take on a challenge like this from time to time? But before I fight Daddy, can one of you go and get me a change of shoes? I don’t want to fight in my fine leather shoes. Oh, and go ahead and fetch the garbage bin and broom while you’re at it; we will need them in a bit." ƒгeewebnovёl.com
Daddy heard all of these requirements that Fate needed in order to fight him. Then he sneered and yelled up to Fate,
"Fate, you think a simple pair of shoes is going to keep you safe from our wrath? The only person who needs a garbage bin is you, once I throw what remains of you into it."
After a few minutes, Ruby came back with a pair of big black boots and a medium-sized trash bin and broom.
Fate took the boots and put them on his feet. After he tied them nice and tight, he smiled and said to Daddy,
"Daddy, I have been looking for a reason to break in a new pair of shit-kickers. Thanks to you, Daddy, I have a perfect reason to take them out."
Fate jumped down from the three-foot-tall platform and walked over to stand in front of Daddy.
Behind Fate, hundreds of archers and mages showed up on the ramparts of Shadow Spire Citadel, all with their arrows and spells trained on Daddy and ready to be fired at a moment’s notice.
Daddy wanted to shout about these soldiers showing up and threatening him during this duel. But then Daddy saw Amara holding one of his soldier gnomes in her hand as she made a small gesture to remain silent. Then Daddy saw this psycho Amara slit the throat of his soldier in front of his eyes as blood began to cover the stage.
Daddy then looked at Fate’s other woman, Ruby, and saw her with another one of his soldiers, making him look behind him to count his men. When the hell did two of his gnome soldiers go missing?
Daddy looked back at Ruby to see her smile evilly. Then she placed her hands on the gnome’s head and twisted hard, ripping the gnome’s head off his body.
Daddy and his mount trembled in shock, seeing Ruby with a small severed head in her hand. She took it and threw it into the trash bin, smiling as if she was playing some kind of foreign sports game that uses heads as if they were balls.
Daddy then saw some kind of plant-like vine creature grow its way out of the ground rapidly onto the stage. Ruby smiled as she stroked this blood-red vine lovingly; it trembled in pleasure from this intimate contact.
Daddy then became truly shocked as this vine rapidly grew a blood-red flower that Ruby and Amara threw the two gnome bodies into. The flower’s center opened up to reveal dozens of razor-sharp teeth as it began to devour these two bodies whole.
Daddy, trembling in fear, quickly shook out of his shock and decided after he killed Fate, he better retreat to the ancestral toe land and let his Granddaddy deal with these two psycho women.
With this thought in mind, Daddy looked up at Fate standing in front of him and said,
"Fate, prepare to meet your maker. Today is the day you die."
Fate looked around with shifty eyes just to make sure that Horse-kun was not here. When he did not see any horse carriage, he smiled and said to Daddy,
"Daddy, prepare to meet your maker, because there is no way that Truck-kun can get me now."
After Fate said this, Daddy stopped wasting time and raised his sword into the air. He cried out loud,
"Charge, my brethren! Together we are undefeatable!"
The dozens of tiny gnomes behind Daddy yelled,
"For the glory of Daddy and our mistress!"
Kathy heard this and began to freak out, yelling,
"Shut up! I don’t acknowledge any of you diseased rats."
Fate ignored Kathy and walked calmly towards Daddy and his soldiers on their stink bug mounts as they approached him.
Daddy began to grow excited when he did not see Fate pull out any weapons to fight them with, so he yelled to Fate,
"Ha ha, Fate! I knew that you are a weak little man who can’t even fight true warriors like us. You don’t even have a weapon."
Fate smiled as he came closer to the gnomes and said,
"Daddy, who said I don’t have any weapons? I’m wearing two right now."
Daddy did not understand Fate’s meaning, so he ignored this statement as his soldiers finally made contact with Fate on the field of battle.
Fate smiled evilly and then he did something that shocked everyone present. Lifting his boots and bringing his foot down hard resulted in a sound that still haunts everyone present here, except for Ruby and Amara, in their dreams nightly.
*Splat*
*Splat*
*Crunch*
*Slapt*
Fate smiled and said with an innocent voice,
"Oh nooo, looks like I stepped on something foul with my boots."
*Splat*
Daddy saw his loyal soldiers yell out in shock,
"No, what kind of fighting technique is this? We are not bugs!"
*Splat*
Fate put on an innocent look as he said with wonder in his voice,
"Daddy, I don’t know what is going on. It seems like all kinds of bugs are crawling onto our battlefield. I’ve never seen this many cockroaches before. I just have to keep stomping on them so that our battle can finally start."
*Splat*
Daddy began to tremble in fear as he looked at Fate while he crushed his loyal soldiers. Then he screamed out in anger,
"Fate Grimsever, what the hell are you doing stomping my brethren to death like some kind of bugs?"
*Splat* ƒreewebɳovel.com
Fate looked around him with his hand above his eyes so he could get a better view of his surroundings, but then he frowned, saying to Daddy,
*Splat*
"Daddy, I don’t see anything around me but a bunch of cockroaches who enjoy living life on the splat side."
*Splat*
Daddy rushed his stink bug mount to save his comrades.
"Ahh, help us, Daddy!"
