MILF Harem Of Legends

Chapter 76: The Freaky Little Gnomes Pt. 2

Fate had an evil smile on his face as he continued to eat his chicken and watched Kathy take a beating.

For some reason, it seemed as if Kathy would not be able to continue the game. This let down Fate a little bit, so he simply spoke into the magical loudspeaker and said,

"OK guys and gals, it looks like this game is over, so everyone dog pile on Kathy and beat her senseless. Remember that all is fair in love and beating a bitch senseless. I want to see some teeth flying."

Then Kathy saw her own team and the other team all look at her with sticks in their hands. Everyone ran at her and began a game of Whack A Bitch.

Fate looked down at Kathy getting beat up and smiled. It serves that girl right for the crap that she has pulled.

Looking down at Kathy hundreds of feet below him, Fate spoke over the magical loudspeaker again.

"Run, Kathy, run, but where can you run to?"

Well, it turns out after a few hits from the other tax dodgers’ sticks, Kathy suddenly surprised Fate by running towards the moat surrounding his home.

Fate did not want to kill Kathy, just make her suffer a bit. But he knew in his heart that this woman’s luck would save her, and it did.

As Kathy was running, one of the windows opened above where Kathy was, and out popped Ruby and Amara as they deposited a giant pile of old stinky food and vegetables right onto her head.

*Splat*

"No! Not my dress! I just got this thing cleaned. Fate Grimsever, do you know how much begging I had to do to have Nimrod pay for my laundry?"

But after this distraction, Kathy just kept running towards the moat of Shadow Spire Citadel. Before she knew what was happening, the now toxic and stinky Kathy jumped into the moat as she yelled,

"This water will save me from this garbage smell! My precious clothing is too expensive to get dirty and stinky."

*Splash*

Then suddenly a green glow began to rise from the spot that Kathy jumped into the water from. Fate winced as he saw hundreds of his Carnival Fish float to the water’s surface with little x symbols in their eyes.

Fate’s mouth opened in stunned disbelief. Fate then said over the loudspeaker,

"Damn, Kathy, when was the last time you took a bath?"

One of the pawns on the chessboard down below yelled up to Fate,

"My lord, we can all attest to the fact that Lady Kathy Primrose was very stinky even before she accidentally got covered in garbage. Her clothing was also riddled with suspicious stains from some kind of subpar discount food."

Fate nodded at these words and said to this speaker,

"Well done, pawn, your tax debt is forgiven. In fact, I’m in a good mood today. So I’m writing off all of your debts today, everyone."

Everyone began to cheer in excitement as several of the maids under Fate’s command rolled out snacks and beer for all of these new debtless citizens.

Fate focused back on Kathy and saw that she was trying to swim to the other side of his citadel, a block away from where the chess game was going on.

Her backstrokes were leaving a trail of green substances floating in the water. Fate was sure that at this point all of his expensive Carnival Fish were dead. There were now thousands of them floating in the moat water down below.

Looking at the water turning green, Fate finally realized what that green was from.

So, speaking into the megaphone, Fate said,

"Damn, Kathy, I just figured it out. You’re too cheap to even pay to get your own clothing cleaned. So you’re probably too cheap to treat your athlete’s foot. Your toe jam killed all of the fish in my moat, and those Carnival Fish are just like cockroaches; they are impossible to kill."

Kathy stopped swimming as she reached the shore and pulled herself up out of the water as it was turning green behind her. Somehow, Kathy lost her shoes in that moat, which made the moat situation even worse.

Without any shoes on, Kathy began to panic as the mushrooms sticking out from between her toes began to blow gently in the wind.

*Swaying in the wind*

Fate looked down at Kathy’s feet with his new solid gold binoculars that used diamonds for the lenses.

When he saw Kathy’s feet, Fate’s face turned green upon seeing this sight for the first time. freёweɓnovel.com

Ruby and Amara came up behind him and gave him a pat on the back, causing Fate to say through his loudspeaker to Kathy,

"Oh my God, what are those feet? Kathy, you can’t be so hard up for money that you let a tropical rainforest grow between your toes, have you?"

Kathy began to shake in anger. How dare this man insult her just because she wants to save some money. It’s not her fault she has to live this way.

Her mother does not give her very much money. Prince Nimrod even gives her a bathroom to use; he is a true gentleman. freewёbnoνel.com

Kathy yelled out loud to Fate,

"Damn you, Fate! How dare you insult me like this? You will pay for embarrassing me like you did today. On top of that, don’t even dream of asking Prince Nimrod for compensation for me destroying your fish. He is solely and legally responsible for any and all of my actions, but he will never pay a tyrant like you who would bully a woman."

Fate was still looking at Kathy’s feet, and now so are Amara and Ruby. Ruby had a pair of red ruby binoculars while Amara’s were made out of black diamond.

Ruby looked at Fate and said to him,

"Fate, I have seen many of the hidden wonders of this world, but Kathy Primrose’s feet have to be the most shocking of them all."

Before Fate could respond to Ruby, he heard a loud war cry coming from Kathy. Fate said out loud to Amara and Ruby,

"What is that nasally war cry?"

Then everyone from Fate and the now debtless citizens said in shock as one,

"Oh my God, what is that?"