Chapter 31: Who’s Your Daddy
Sam slightly blushed at how Fate said she could address him so informally.
Ruby observed all of this without any worry. She could tell that Fate did not look at Sam with any actual desire in his eyes. This woman was nothing compared to her or her sisters.
"Well then, Fate, please go ahead and come to the front of the line to register."
Fate did as he was asked and came to stand at the counter in front of Sam. The other guild receptionists looked at Sam with furious jealousy in their eyes.
Before Fate could start the registration process, he was interrupted by a surprise guest.
"Well, well, well, look who finally decided to come to the academy. Fate Grimsever, have you finally accepted your position as a student and decided to stop acting like some kind of lord? I did not get my revenge yet on you and your maid for that kick to my national treasure last time."
That’s right, this voice belonged to Crown Prince Nimrod Bloodsworn.
He had Andy Fillmore by his side. Fate was not surprised anytime in the future that he goes somewhere. A random flunky of one of the many people who want him dead are sure to show up.
When Nimrod mentioned the kick to his balls, Fate did something that greatly embarrassed Nimrod.
Turning around and pointing at Nimrod, Fate broke out in laughter and said, "Ha ha! I can’t believe you called my maid kicking you in your junk an assault on a national treasure."
When everyone in the guild hall figured out what Fate meant, everyone suddenly burst into laughter, mocking Nimrod about his unfortunate accident.
Andy Fillmore had a constipated look on his face from all of these students mocking the man he brought to get revenge on Fate with.
Andy, with an angry tone of voice, yelled out loud, "All of you shut your damn mouths! You are in the presence of royalty!"
Nimrod, red-faced with anger, looked at Andy Fillmore with approval. Deciding that this F-ranked adventurer may be worthy of grooming, Nimrod calmed down and said to Fate, "Fate, you still owe me compensation for your maid’s actions. So you will send her to serve me from this moment forward." freewebnoveℓ.com
Ruby answered this statement instead of Fate. "You little shitstain, do you think you are worthy? I would not even let you clean the bird shit off my shoes after I kick you again."
When Nimrod heard this, his face grew a bit pale from fright. But as a mighty warrior, Nimrod found the resolve to respond to this threat. "Fate, stop letting a woman fight your battles for you."
Fate, hearing this, was busy holding Ruby in his arms. His image was already bad, so he did not care if people saw him play with Ruby a bit. Fate kissed Ruby on her lips deeply. After the kiss, they broke apart with Ruby looking flushed.
Fate responded to Nimrod, saying, "See this, Nimrod? This is what a mature woman looks like compared to Maria at your side. That little girl is as flat as a runway. I bet you are so jealous of me that you lie awake at night saluting your daddy because I just sent you to school. That’s right, I’m your daddy. Nimrod, you even get to wear a green hat since Maria’s body count is higher than the population of this school."
As Fate shit-talked Nimrod, the people around them in the guild hall covered their mouths and said, "Oh shit!"
Someone even had the balls to say to Nimrod, "Nimrod, call me daddy too because Maria was more generous to me than the food shelf. Maria is open for business."
At this statement about her, Maria began to panic, so she went on the defensive. Looking at Nimrod with big doe eyes, she said, "Nimrod, don’t listen to Charlie. He is making up nonsense."
Nimrod placed his hand around Maria’s waist and held her to his side. He thought that Maria is indeed very flat-chested. But Nimrod is stupid, so he ignored this defect and the fact that Maria knew that man’s name.
"Don’t worry, Maria. I know that you are as pure and untainted as freshly fallen snow."
Maria played the perfect green tea bitch as she responded to Nimrod, saying, "I knew that you would believe in me, Nimrod. But you need to deal with Fate for making him call you daddy."
At this statement, everyone except Nimrod seemed to have a question mark above their heads. Why would Maria admit that Fate and Charlie are his daddies? This statement seemed to rouse Nimrod and make him focus on why he came here.
"Daddy, no wait, I mean Fate, I came here today for justice for the assault that I suffered at your maid’s hands."
When Nimrod said this, Maria poked him in his side, resulting in Nimrod saying, "You must also answer for giving my maid Maria a pig face."
Ruby looked straight at Nimrod with a surprised look on her face, then she asked Fate, "Fate, did Nimrod Bloodsworn just call you daddy?"
Fate, hearing this question, nodded his head, then put on a solemn expression, answering Ruby, "Ruby, it’s a difficult burden to bear being the daddy of such a useless prince. He brings shame to all of my great insults."
Nimrod’s face began to turn red in anger as he was about to say something. Andy Fillmore stepped in front of him and said something that made the prince lose all dignity.
"How dare you say such outrageous things to the crown prince? So what if he is wearing a green hat from Charles sleeping with Maria? I heard she is not even very good in bed and the price is way too expensive. Prince Nimrod would never accept such a woman if he did not truly care about her."
Andy wanted to continue with his statement, but suddenly, scared out of her mind, Maria raised her leg and sent it flying right between Andy’s legs.
*Crack*
"Ahh, Ohh!"
Andy’s face began to turn red in pain as he fell to the ground and lost consciousness. ƒгeeweɓn૦vel.com
Then, without any shame at all, Nimrod kicked Andy into a nearby corner of the guild hall behind a few students. Then he returned to stand in front of Fate, saying, "Where was I? Oh yes, Fate, I want compensation for this travesty of justice."
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