Free Web NovelChapter 338: Chapter 318: How Can One Resist Canned Fish (2)
The Black Cat had already started drooling. Its eyes were fixed on the can of dried fish, not even blinking.
Drool dripped from its mouth.
It was as if drawn by destiny; it couldn’t resist the smell.
It seemed to be etched into its very soul, into its genes!
Catching that scent, it had only one thought: ’Eat it!’
What other thoughts could it possibly have?
"See the perks of having social security and a housing fund now?"
The drooling Black Cat nodded, its eyes glued to the can of fish, already tensed to pounce.
It looked like it wanted to snatch the can in its mouth at any second.
But the next second, the can of fish that held such a fatal attraction for it suddenly... vanished?
The Black Cat grew furious again, its body visibly swelling in size.
"Don’t be angry, don’t be angry! Listen to me. You really want to eat those dried fish I just bought, don’t you?"
"Want to eat."
"I can give them to you, but you have to listen to me, understand?"
The Black Cat didn’t answer, its eyes glowing as it stared at Wen Ying with an extremely hostile expression.
Wen Ying acted as if she hadn’t noticed. "There are no dried fish in the mental hospital, you know. I bought these from the outside. If you kill me, you won’t get the dried fish. Go on, take a look. I have nowhere on me to hide them."
The clever little cat actually did look over Wen Ying’s body.
’This woman is so scrawny; there really is nowhere she could hide the dried fish!’
’Where in the world did my dried fish go?’
’Could that guy on the second floor have stolen them?’
At this thought, the Black Cat’s mood soured even further!
It had to get its dried fish back!
"Human, hurry up and get to cleaning! This great cat has no time for your games!"
The Black Cat ran off toward the second floor.
"Don’t go, you poor thing. I’m not done talking yet."
The fleeing cat was suddenly snagged by the tail—its tail of destiny!
It was lifted up and pulled back...
"I know you want the dried fish, but we have to take things one step at a time, you know? Or do you not want to eat any more dried fish in the future?"
The Black Cat, which had been about to teach this foolish human a lesson, instantly calmed down upon hearing this.
It wanted to eat lots and lots of dried fish!
It wanted to pile its room high with dried fish!
It wanted to be with dried fish every single day!
"Human, why aren’t you cleaning?"
"I think it’s more important to help an adorable creature like you awaken!"
Hearing the word "awaken," the Black Cat felt the genes in its soul stir once more for some unknown reason.
Yes, it must awaken!
To become a great Black Cat!
"It breaks my heart to know that you’ve never enjoyed the benefits we provide, you know? A nine-to-five schedule is a fundamental principle of labor. No person and no place can violate this principle! It’s protected by law! It’s nighttime, which means it’s after working hours. Therefore, this area will have to wait until I’m on the clock tomorrow morning to be dealt with. That is the true essence of a nine-to-five job. And you don’t need to stand guard here, either. You can go play wherever you want. You don’t have to be tied down!"
Doesn’t a kitty want to play?
No, a kitty very much wants to play!
A love of playing is a kitty’s nature!
A kitty wants freedom!
"Really?" A huge temptation washed over the Black Cat once again.
The kitty, having never encountered such a cunning human, thought this person seemed pretty nice.
"It’s true! Look at me, aren’t I off the clock? It’s my personal time now, so I was just wandering around and happened to meet you. It’s the power of fate. It was meant to be."
But the Black Cat seemed to remember something and suddenly trembled. "I can’t do that."
"What are you afraid of? Don’t you want the dried fish anymore?"
Once again dominated by its genes, the Black Cat nodded. "Eat dried fish, must eat dried fish!"
"Now that’s the right choice! From now on, we’re good friends. I can help you get everything you want! Including dried fish."
The man hiding behind the staircase felt his head spin, no longer even sure what he was doing there.
’Isn’t this supposed to be a horror game?’
’Why has it turned into a vanguard class on resisting capitalists?’
He had personally witnessed this terrifying Black Cat rip a human in half!
But now, he was also personally witnessing this human, who seemed to have a screw loose, con the terrifying Black Cat into a stupor.
’Is this world still the world I know?’
’Can this instance even be played like this?’
’Does this mean we’ve been doing it all wrong before?’
’Could it be that this lunatic is actually...’
As he thought this, the man suddenly poked his body out from behind the staircase.
