Free Web NovelChapter 1341: Chapter 503: Wedding Doll (2)
"Our Fox Clan is no longer just Mountain Barbarians."
This statement caused the members of the Fox Clan to glow with excitement, their faces lighting up with joy as they danced around happily.
The Fox Clan, having grown up in the mountains, are much more open in expressing their emotions compared to the Mingjiang people,
Many young foxes even danced publicly, grateful for this hard-won status and the rights of the Fox Clan.
The joyful atmosphere quickly infected the other guests, and some Mingjiang people, no longer restrained, also began singing and dancing along.
Zhou Xuan enjoyed watching it all, feeling a certain familiarity with the scene—can’t sing but learning to sing, how the brother leads, how you follow...
"Let’s harvest a wave of joyful wheat."
Zhou Xuan closed his eyes and initiated the Destiny Law.
Suddenly, the laughter and joy from the banquet, those abstract emotions that could be felt but not touched, became tangible items in Zhou Xuan’s eyes.
He released his Perception,
His strong Perception was like countless invisible giant hands, capturing all those joyful emotions.
In front of Zhou Xuan, a doll took shape—the wedding doll.
The doll smiled widely, extremely adorable,
When the joyful emotions first approached, this wedding doll appeared as if made of plaster, grayish in color, with indistinct features.
But as the joyous emotions grew stronger, the doll’s body seemed gilded, shining brightly.
Sitting to Zhou Xuan’s left, Zhao Wuya saw the wedding doll looking like a golden deity, and his hands itched to touch it.
As soon as he touched it, he couldn’t stop laughing aloud.
"Hahaha, hahaha, interesting, interesting."
"Hehehe, hehehe, it’s really extremely amusing."
Zhao Wuya started laughing uncontrollably, scaring those around him, who thought this little Daoist suddenly came down with a serious illness.
Yun Ziliang and Li Changxun were dumbfounded watching the scene.
Li Changxun asked Yun Ziliang, "Ya Zi, did he remember something funny?"
"I wonder if the doctor can cure Ya Zi’s condition." ƒrēewebnovel.com
"Hahaha, hehehe." Zhao Wuya laughed until he almost couldn’t breathe.
Zhou Xuan finished collecting the first wave of intense joy and quickly knocked Zhao Wuya’s hand away, then threw the golden doll into the Secret Realm.
But Zhao Wuya kept laughing uncontrollably, and if he continued, he might really laugh to death at the banquet.
Zhou Xuan called over Alchemist Bai Lu: "Old Bai Lu, what should we do now?"
Alchemist Bai Lu, busy eating and drinking, listened to Zhou Xuan’s call, holding a pig’s trotter in one hand, and after understanding what had happened, his eyes turned several circles before he came up with an idea, saying,
"Mr., Brother Wuya here is overwhelmed with joy. According to the Seven Emotions and Six Desires in the human world, it’s about counteracting emotions. Do we have anything that Brother Wuya fears? If he recalls that, he won’t be so happy, and the madness will naturally be cured."
This posed a challenge for Zhou Xuan.
Zhao Wuya, that boy, usually carefree, Zhou Xuan couldn’t really think of anything he feared.
"What does Ya Zi fear? Even Lao Yun beating him, he’s not afraid." Zhou Xuan thought of Zhao Wuya, who’s particularly resistant to getting beaten.
But knowing one’s disciple as well as their teacher,
Yun Ziliang said softly, "Ya Zi, your pants have been pulled down, and your Big Black Donkey wants to mate with you."
"Hehe... eh... nonsense, my donkey, fights against heaven and earth, but can’t fight against me."
Despite Zhao Wuya’s words, he did stop laughing. He truly feared the Big Black Donkey going wild and pinning him down to do the deed.
"Is this what you’re afraid of?"
Zhou Xuan was quite surprised.
Yun Ziliang chimed in, "Our Dragon Seeking Lineage values dignity, and since we value it, we greatly fear losing face. In this world, what could be more embarrassing than being mated by one’s own donkey?"
Zhou Xuan gave Yun Ziliang a thumbs-up, acknowledging that in terms of mischief, Yun is truly crafty.
"Eat, drink, don’t talk about ridiculous matters." Zhao Wuya, holding his wine cup, looked a bit embarrassed, feeling he had been rather out of control.
Zhou Xuan then asked, "Don’t rush to drink, tell me, when you touched my wedding doll, what did you think of?"
"I didn’t think of anything, really didn’t think of anything." Zhao Wuya lowered his head to eat, trying to gloss over the situation.
Yun Ziliang immediately shouted, "Tell us when you’re asked, if you don’t say it, I’ll say it for you. Your thoughts just now, Grandmaster saw clearly."
"Well... Brother Xuan, there’s really nothing... I thought about becoming the Sect Leader of Dragon Seeking, then expelled all disciples, recruiting a batch of beautiful female disciples to serve me..."
As Zhao Wuya spoke, he became more embarrassed, lowering his head further.
Yun Ziliang listened, enraged, and slapped the table in anger, "What kind of conduct is this, what kind of conduct is this, the thoughts in the heads of Dragon Seeking disciples are this filthy."
"..." Zhao Wuya.
Zhao Wuya: "Grandmaster, didn’t you already see what I was thinking?"
"I saw nonsense! I was bluffing." Yun Ziliang grew better at deception after spending some time with Zhou Xuan.
"Grandmaster, you can’t blame me, those illusions were too real, those female disciples, so big and soft, I reached out and touched..."
Zhao Wuya while speaking, reached out to grab a plate of longevity cake from the table—which was actually steamed, soft, leavened brown sugar buns.
"Just like this cake, the texture, it was wonderful." Zhao Wuya reminisced, chuckling foolishly again.
