Free Web NovelChapter 2: Chapter 2: The Noob Starter Pack
A wet, sharp pop echoed through the quiet hut as Kellar finally pulled his slick rod out of his aunt’s drenched core.
Maya let out a soft, exhausted whimper, immediately curling up into a ball on the rough straw bed, her breathing still erratic from the intense climax. Kellar stood over her, his mind spinning as he stared down at her body. Even in the dim light, he couldn’t take his eyes off her. She was absolutely delicious—blessed with a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping ass.
Holy shit, what is all this? Kellar thought, his modern engineering brain temporarily short-circuiting. I’ve never seen an ass that big and perfect in my entire life. If this is a dream, I swear to God I never want to wake up.
Right on cue, a sudden, brutal migraine slammed into his temples, making him wince and clutch his head.
"Damn it... definitely not a dream," muttered Kellar, grinding his teeth.
As the throbbing in his skull subsided, a massive flood of memories finally locked into place. He understood exactly where he was now. This was the wild territory of the Fire Bear Tribe. He was inside the body of Kellar, the previous owner—the frail youth nicknamed ’Little Flame’.
But why the hell did I end up here? Kellar wondered, rubbing his temples.
Seeking answers and a way to clear his foggy head, he walked toward the entrance of the primitive hut. Just outside the leather curtain, he spotted a clay basin overflowing with water. He approached it, leaning over to look at his reflection in the still surface.
Staring back at him was a handsome young man with messy, deep red hair and striking emerald green eyes.
"Holy shit... I’m gorgeous," Kellar grunted, bursting into a hearty, confident laugh.
This kid was straight-up idol material. He could easily be the main lead in a high-budget K-drama. Kellar began to inspect his new body, looking down at his clothes. It was a crude, slightly rough leather tunic—not comfortable at all, but it definitely had its own primitive charm. He looked closer, checking his physique. He had a somewhat defined six-pack, but it wasn’t from actual muscle; the kid was just dangerously thin. His arms were lean, and his skin was a stark, milky white.
Wait a minute... shouldn’t a tribal dude be tanned, dark, or covered in dirt? Kellar thought, raising an eyebrow. And usually, shouldn’t they have an enormous dick and massive muscles? Wait... my dick.
He quickly looked down to check his pants, checking the goods after that intense round with Maya. He stared for a moment, blinked, and then let out a sharp chuckle.
"Well, damn. This really is the ultimate noob starter pack," Kellar said with a smirk.
"To hell with why I’m here! Gorgeous aunts, I’m the literal definition of perfect, and I have a pornstar-sized cock," Kellar let out a massive grin spreading across his face. "Wait... a system! That’s right, I saw a blue screen earlier... How the hell do I bring it back out?"
He cleared his throat, looking around the empty space outside the hut.
"System."
Nothing happened.
"Screen. Open. Deploy. Activate!"
The air remained completely empty. Kellar’s smile instantly vanished, a cold sweat breaking out on his neck.
"Shit, shit! Why isn’t it opening? Hey, don’t do this to me! Don’t give me hope like that just to tease me!" he panicked, waving his hands in front of his face.
He took a deep breath, trying to remember the hotkeys of every web novel he had ever read.
"Stats."
Ding!
A crisp, translucent blue interface immediately materialized in front of his face, hovering perfectly in his line of sight.
"That’s it! Haha, so that’s how you open it!" Kellar cheered, pumping his fist.
He leaned closer to inspect the screen. Right at the very top, hovering above his attribute list, was a bold, glowing header that read:
[Menu]
Kellar stared at the word, his face flattening into an expression of pure disbelief.
"Is this a joke?" Kellar muttered.
The moment the word ’menu’ left his mouth, the entire blue interface snapped shut and vanished. He blinked, stunned for a second, before speaking again.
"Menu."
Ding!
The screen immediately popped back into existence. Kellar let out a loud, breathless laugh, shaking his head.
"You bastards really scared me for a second," Kellar chuckled, wiping his brow.
"Forgive me, Young Master. I forgot to mention how to open it."
A sweet, melodic voice of a young woman echoed directly inside his brain.
"Holy mother of—!" Kellar shrieked, his heart leaping into his throat.
The sudden, unexpected voice caught him completely off guard. He jumped in fright, his footing slipping on the muddy ground. Kellar crashed heavily onto his backside, his flailing leg kicking right into the clay basin. The heavy pot shattered, sending a tidal wave of freezing water splashing directly over his head, soaking his new leather tunic and messy red hair completely.
