Chapter 1049: Chapter 25: Honey, I Won’t Dare Again
Gu Yan’s face was also red and fiery...
As they stepped out of the light rail, Nie Xiaoxing’s face was already turning blue.
Gu Yan shoved his hands into his pockets, hiding something, reluctantly following behind Nie Xiaoxing.
After walking for about five minutes from the light rail, they arrived at the Taekwondo company.
Halfway there, Nie Xiaoxing suddenly stopped.
Gu Yan also halted immediately, turning his eyes to the side, peering at Nie Xiaoxing from the corner of his eye.
Nie Xiaoxing clenched her hands in frustration, suddenly turned and glared at Gu Yan, "What the hell do you want?"
Gu Yan pretended he didn’t know she was talking to him, pointing left and right, finally looking at Nie Xiaoxing in "confusion," pointing at himself and saying, "Are you talking to me?"
"Do you have a death wish!?" Nie Xiaoxing at that moment genuinely had the urge to beat him up.
Gu Yan’s mouth twitched hard, dropping the act, looking at Nie Xiaoxing with grievance, "Can you not be so fierce towards me?"
Nie Xiaoxing’s head throbbed, lowering her voice, "Stop following me!"
After saying this, Nie Xiaoxing turned around and walked off quickly.
"...This path isn’t your property, on what grounds do you say I’m following you!" Gu Yan muttered, still following.
Nie Xiaoxing had never met someone like Gu Yan.
Thick-skinned, sharp-tongued, extremely self-centered, intermittently frantic, utterly ridiculous!!!
"Hey, clarify this, on what grounds do you say I’m following you? Do you think you’re some beauty queen?" Gu Yan glanced at the Taekwondo company not far ahead, squinted, and suddenly raised his chin in provocation, staring at the back of Nie Xiaoxing’s head and shouting, "And say I’m following you, can you have some self-awareness?"
Nie Xiaoxing gritted her teeth hard, stopped walking, turned back, and glared ominously at Gu Yan, "Overstepping bounds, huh?"
Gu Yan pulled his hands from his pockets, crossed his arms, "I don’t care, you have to give me an explanation today, how is it that my normal path makes it look like I’m following you? No explanation is fine. Just apologize! I’ll let it slide. Otherwise, hmph hmph."
"Gu Yan, are you five?" Nie Xiaoxing looked at him, unable to comprehend.
Gu Yan’s face twitched, "Anyway, you have to apologize to me today!"
"Do you want an apology?" Nie Xiaoxing nodded, shifted her bag from her shoulder to her back, and suddenly strode towards Gu Yan.
Gu Yan’s scalp tightened, his Adam’s apple moved up and down quickly several times.
His legs involuntarily retreated, lightly coughing, "Nie Xiaoxing, I’m telling you, in broad daylight, don’t do anything crazy, just apologize properly, uh... ah..."
Gu Yan was momentarily stunned when Nie Xiaoxing pulled his arm over her shoulder.
Then, he was suddenly flipped 180 degrees to the ground by her, the sharp pain from his tailbone feeling like it shattered surged to his nerve endings, causing him to cry out in pain.
Nie Xiaoxing looked at Gu Yan twisting on the ground, still not satisfied, suddenly yanked his arm, bent her leg and pressed forcefully on his chest, twisted his other arm half a turn, gripping his hand, and bent his wrist downward.
"Ah, it hurts, hurts, hurts... aye... it hurts, hero..." Gu Yan cried out, overwhelmed with pain.
Nie Xiaoxing gritted her teeth, "Do you still want an apology?"
Gu Yan was grimacing in pain, staring at her with red eyes, unable to hold on for five seconds before timidly saying, "I guess there’s no need to apologize."
Nie Xiaoxing twisted his wrist down harshly again.
"Ugh..."
Gu Yan bit his hand to handle the pain, his features all scrunched up.
Nie Xiaoxing’s expression was cold, snorting, "Gu Yan, from today onwards, let’s stay in our own lanes! If you dare to bother me again, I’ll break your hand!"
Gu Yan, "..." Not only is she Mother King Kong, she’s a violent Mother King Kong!
"Did you hear me?" Nie Xiaoxing suddenly shouted lowly.
"...Hmm." Gu Yan nodded, feeling wronged.
Only then did Nie Xiaoxing raise her brow, let go of his hand, stood up, and began to walk forward.
Unexpectedly.
Before she could take a step forward, her legs were suddenly hugged from below.
The anger Nie Xiaoxing had just suppressed flared up again easily, clenching her jaw, she lowered her head to look at Gu Yan holding onto her legs tightly.
Really, really wanted to beat him to death!
Just as Nie Xiaoxing couldn’t hold back the surging power inside, Gu Yan suddenly rested his head on her leg, unexpectedly starting to wail.
"Aiyo, aiyo, it hurts so much..."
"Honey, please don’t hit me anymore, please..."
"I know making a million a month isn’t enough for your spending, working overtime from 6 am to 2 am is still too easy, I should work till 5, no, I shouldn’t sleep..."
"Honey, don’t be angry. This morning was my fault, I shouldn’t have asked you to get up for breakfast, since you’re used to waking up naturally..."
"I’ll never dare again, honey, please calm down, honey."
"I’ve been working for two straight months, finally getting a day off just to accompany you shopping, buying you the bags you love..."
"Honey, don’t be mad. You should be happy when you’re buying a bag. Don’t let me affect your shopping mood. It’s not worth it, honey..."
Nie Xiaoxing, "..." was completely stunned on the spot!
And with Gu Yan’s howl, people quickly formed a circle around them, trapping the two inside.
Some people had already started recording them with their phones...
"Gosh, this woman looks so thin, yet she’s so violent..."
"Your husband earns a million a month and it’s still not enough? Why not take it to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"
"He works nearly twenty hours a day. He’s risking his life to earn money for you to spend. You don’t even feel sorry for your husband, and you still hit him? Are you even human?"
"I just saw it. This woman directly threw her husband to the ground and almost twisted his arm off. She’s so fierce and brutal, it hurts just watching it. Oh dear, so pitiful!"
"When a man abuses a woman, everyone calls for justice. Shouldn’t someone also step in when it’s the other way around? Even as a passerby, I can’t stand it."
"My temper, really. This spendthrift deserves a beating!"
Nie Xiaoxing, "..."
Gu Yan’s shoulders were quaking.
Anyone who didn’t know better might think he was crying.
But Nie Xiaoxing knew it was because his devious plan succeeded; he was secretly elated!
Nie Xiaoxing cast another glance at the surrounding crowd, biting his teeth in frustration.
He then slowly bent down and gently grasped Gu Yan’s arm, softly saying, "Get up now."
"Honey, honey, don’t talk to me like that, it scares me... I’m used to you being fierce," Gu Yan said, voice trembling like a frightened little rabbit, clutching Nie Xiaoxing’s leg even tighter.
Then.
Thanks to Gu Yan, Nie Xiaoxing received a wave of "condemnation" a hundred times stronger than before.
Nie Xiaoxing closed his eyes, his face darker than it had ever been.
He finally experienced how powerful the saying "words can be alarming" truly is!
"I’m wrong, okay?" Nie Xiaoxing whispered into Gu Yan’s ear, smiling insincerely, "Stop this, okay?"
"Honey, how could you be wrong? It’s not wrong for you to hit someone..."
"Don’t push me." Nie Xiaoxing smiled.
"..." Gu Yan secretly chuckled.
Not continuing to "push" her, Gu Yan hugged Nie Xiaoxing’s legs and slowly stood up, burying his face in her chest, "Honey, will you really not hit me anymore?"
Nie Xiaoxing’s face was almost cracking from his ’smile,’ looking down coldly at Gu Yan.
If he protested so loudly, why not show his face?!
He knew it was embarrassing too!
"How could I hit you? I won’t, I won’t." Nie Xiaoxing said.
Gu Yan hugged her back tight, "Really?"
"I never lie." Not really!
"I trust you, honey." Gu Yan said.
Nie Xiaoxing looked around smiling, "Can we go now?"
This was directed at both Gu Yan and the surrounding crowd.
"Honey, let’s go, let’s buy you a bag." Gu Yan said.
Nie Xiaoxing, "..."
"Oh dear, I don’t even know what to say about this husband."
"Probably got used to being beaten, can’t feel it anymore. So pathetic!"
"Forget it, forget it. Look at this couple, one willing to hit, the other willing to take it, let’s not get involved, get back to work."
"Tsk tsk."
"..."
As the crowd slowly dispersed, Nie Xiaoxing let Gu Yan hold her as they walked away.
Once they completely left the "storm circle," Nie Xiaoxing’s face suddenly darkened, and she slightly lifted one foot.
This time, Gu Yan seemed to have anticipated it. As soon as Nie Xiaoxing’s toes left the ground, he quickly jumped away from her, maintaining a distance and putting on a blatantly fake ’pitiful’ look at her.
Nie Xiaoxing squinted; the cold fire surging in her eyes could almost blaze to the sky!