Free Web NovelChapter 1727: Chapter 1337: Unfilial Disciple, You’re Threatening an Old Man!
Not even able to get in, let alone be cannon fodder!
Diao Chan truly doesn’t even have the qualifications to be cannon fodder!
Reality is just so cruel, Diao Chan is just so useless!
Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng frowned and pondered; Diao Chan does make some sense!
But isn’t this a bit difficult?
If she doesn’t send someone to take a look, she just can’t set her mind at ease!
"What should we do then? I can’t go, and you are useless. What do we do?" Gu Changsheng instantly became agitated, scratching his head anxiously, "What if those two fools really get upset and something bad happens, how can we fix it? Huh? What should we do?"
Diao Chan looked at her master, who was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, tilted her head and thought for a moment, then slapped her forehead and said loudly, "Master, you can’t go, and I’m useless, but Medical Immortal can go! His seniority speaks for itself; both Son-in-law and Shi Wujue have to give him some respect..."
"What if the old man’s respect doesn’t work?" Gu Changsheng turned around upon hearing this and said hesitantly.
"Hey! If Medical Immortal’s face doesn’t work, he’s still a Master of the Primordial Transformative Realm, right? Under the influence of two Master of the Primordial Transformative Realm, even if Medical Immortal has to be cannon fodder, he’s still much more useful than us useless ones!" Diao Chan said with confidence, pounding her chest.
She is being proud, but not for herself, rather shoving someone else forward...
"Diao Chan, is this really okay?" Gu Changsheng looked at Diao Chan with shining eyes, his mouth twitching slightly, feeling a bit speechless.
"..." Diao Chan awkwardly touched her nose and chuckled, "Well, it seems a bit unethical, doesn’t it!"
"Yeah! Unethical is good, this girl likes it that way!" Gu Changsheng nodded immediately, resolutely.
Diao Chan was a bit caught off guard by her master’s sudden change in tone, turning her head just in time to see her master striding away. Quickly snapping back to reality, she hurriedly followed, "Master, you’re so worried, where are you going?"
"To find cannon fodder!" Gu Changsheng’s response was simple and direct.
"Haha..." Diao Chan laughed awkwardly, "Well, I still have to patrol, so I won’t follow you, Master. When you meet Medical Immortal, just don’t say it was my suggestion for him to go..."
Medical Immortal Old Man seems carefree and cheerful all the time, but Diao Chan always feels that the old man is quite dangerous, even afraid to get close to him, lest she gets poisoned by mishap...
"Coward!" Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but mutter a curse even without turning his head upon hearing Diao Chan’s words!
When Gu Changsheng found Medical Immortal Old Man, the latter was busy flirting with the Dark Night Army’s Female Army!
Speaking of Gu Changsheng’s Female Army, their origin is well known; they were snatched by Gu Changsheng from Yue Xilou’s hands long ago. Yue Xilou is a nitpicker, and the beauties under him all have good looks. Plus, over the years, with Gu Changsheng leading the Female Army in countless battles, they’ve gained even more heroic charm, looking very attractive!
"Young lady, your palm lines are excellent! Very good!" The Medical Immortal Old Man said with a lecherous smile, holding the hand of a Female Army member, rubbing, examining, while also making comments in an amiable manner.
"Old man! You shameless old fool! You’re flirting with my subordinates while I’m not around!" Seeing the Medical Immortal Old Man’s actions, Gu Changsheng got angry immediately, eyes glaring and a foot extending outward, kicking the old man right in the butt!
Never mind respecting the elderly and loving the young; she truly can’t respect someone like him!
"Oh my god!"
Medical Immortal Old Man exclaimed, stumbling forward a few steps before stabilizing. Turning back, he saw his disciple staring at him with a look of disdain and anger...
Knowing he’d done something wrong and feeling guilty, the Medical Immortal Old Man immediately put on a flattering grin and said eagerly, "Hehe... Who’s this, it’s the Changsheng Melon Baby, come over, I was just reading the palms of these young ladies, want to join?"
Gu Changsheng heard this, and her lips twitched instantly, scoffing coldly and speaking disdainfully, "When did you get the capabilities of Little Monk Bu Jie, and why don’t I know?"
Damn it, does he think I’m an idiot?
Medical Immortal Old Man is clearly just taking advantage of my subordinates here, I would be foolish to go along with him!
Though saying this, Gu Changsheng really did reach out!
In the red sleeve, the white hand extended, not giving the Medical Immortal Old Man any time to react, ignoring her subordinates’ greetings, grabbing onto his beard and dragging him away, "You’re idling here posing as a fortune teller, why don’t you come with me..."
"Ow ow ow! Melon Baby, what are you doing? My beautiful beard! My beautiful beard!" Having his beard grabbed, Medical Immortal Old Man felt quite embarrassed, helplessly being dragged along by Gu Changsheng, too ashamed to retaliate, looking exceedingly humiliated...
Gu Changsheng sulked, ignoring him!
"Fine, fine! I shouldn’t have teased the girls under your command. You’ve dragged me to this deserted place, so what’s the gripe you have? Speak up! Speak up!" The Medicine Immortal Old Man really had no way to deal with his fierce apprentice, shielding his beard, he begged for mercy.
Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng immediately stopped, still clutching the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s beard, he grunted twice, and said from above, "Those two have been out fighting for a while now, go find them!"
Upon hearing these words, the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s expression immediately became serious, not even a nap, he instinctively rejected, "No way!"
Did he look stupid to you?
Though he’s old, he’s not senile yet. Those two boys are no pushovers. Watching them fight is one thing, but stepping into the fray...
Hehe!
Haha!
He’s got old bones, it’s not that he’s tired of living!
"Hmm?"
Upon hearing the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s words, Gu Changsheng pulled down on his beard immediately, a bright smile on her face instantly frost-filled, she spoke with sarcasm, "Old man, if I’m not mistaken, my current realm should be higher than yours, right?"
"..."
Upon hearing this, the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s face turned dark, he couldn’t even care about his beard, he raised a trembling old finger at Gu Changsheng, accusing, "You... unfilial apprentice... You’re threatening me..."
Indeed, it’s a sad fact that his apprentice’s martial arts surpassed his own, because he couldn’t beat her...
"I’ve done worse things than threats!" Gu Changsheng grinned, showing her good teeth, grinding teeth...
The Medicine Immortal Old Man felt a shiver down his spine at Gu Changsheng’s grinding teeth!
He could vividly remember the times Gu Changsheng bit him!
He sincerely did not want to experience it again!
Yet, asking him to meddle in Zhou Mu and Shi Wujue’s fight, he was reluctantly unwilling...
"Changsheng Melon Baby, those two boys aren’t easy to mess with, I fear I may not fulfill your request. Going there and coming back remains uncertain..." The Medicine Immortal Old Man lamented...
"Old man, you must have confidence in yourself!" Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng reached out and patted the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s shoulder!
"Confidence requires a foundation, a foundation supported by strength..." The Medicine Immortal Old Man’s face grew more bitter...
As the saying goes, the waves of the Yangtze River push forward, clearly, he was the one being washed up on the sand, with those two boys at his level, yet one was fierce and deadly in his path, not quite the Asura Path but close enough, the other was too deep to fathom, with his experience steeped in medicine as a master of the Primordial Transformative Realm, his old limbs seemed fated to be mere cannon fodder before those boys...
"Old man, you can’t surrender!" Gu Changsheng insisted, eyes wide.
"Surrender to survive, when it’s time to fold, fold decisively!" The Medicine Immortal Old Man rubbed his old face resentfully, resolutely said, "You go if you want, I refuse to go!"
"Old man, I can’t go, if I go, how will they explain their reasons for fighting? You’re taking away my chance to feign ignorance knowingly?" Gu Changsheng’s expression darkened hearing this.
"Uh..." Hearing this, the Medicine Immortal Old Man thought for a moment, contemplating, "Seems there is some truth to that..."
"Therefore, old man, my lifelong happiness depends on you, you can’t let those two get into trouble, otherwise, your apprentice here will be a widow before even getting married!" Seeing the Medicine Immortal Old Man waver, Gu Changsheng quickly jumped at the chance, releasing his beard, and coaxingly stroked it...
"As if you haven’t been widowed before!" The Medicine Immortal Old Man snorted instantly upon hearing this.
That comment instantly made Gu Changsheng’s face turn into all colors...
Oh my god, she was made to sound like a professional widow...
Rubbing her face, Gu Changsheng kicked out, hitting the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s backside, gritting her teeth, she said, "A hero doesn’t talk about the past! If either of those fools is missing, don’t come back to recognize me as your apprentice. Wait for the ancestor of Medicine King Valley to rip you apart in your nightmares!"
The Medicine Immortal Old Man staggered a few steps, turned back remorsefully, "Unfilial apprentice... you’re threatening me again..."
