Free Web NovelChapter 254: Chapter 189: Work Assignment: The Urn Is Lost, Have the Client Take a New One
Lin Hao wasn’t really concerned about the company’s newly announced free medical check-up benefit.
He’s a cultivator, would there be any issues with a check-up?
As for the videos and articles Li Chuchu posted in the group after sending the benefits, such as "Professional Doctor: The Correct Approach to Anal Exercise," "Director Cai Hand-in-Hand Teaching You How to Do Anal Exercise," "Why Can’t You Stop Clenching Constantly," Lin Hao didn’t click on any of them.
He’s a cultivator, why would he need anal exercise?
Li Chuchu sent this information surely not for him to see; perhaps a colleague has hemorrhoids and Li Chuchu found out.
All he needed to do was to respond with a message in the group—
"Thank you, boss, for the benefits. The boss is beautiful and kind-hearted."
It’s all about creating a good atmosphere.
However, after Lin Hao sent this message in the group, Li Chuchu privately messaged him.
Li Chuchu: The benefits will potentially consume some company profit. I’ll make up with my share for you, okay?
Lin Hao: As the boss, you decide the benefits. I don’t want your share of the profit.
Li Chuchu: Well, it works too, but you definitely have to go for the check-up.
Lin Hao: Uh-huh, I’ll go.
Li Chuchu put down her phone and looked around the office, where there was no one else but herself.
Lin Hao said he went to the bathroom half an hour ago and hasn’t returned yet, but he can timely reply to messages, which leads to one conclusion—
The probability of him having hemorrhoids is quite large! He might already have hemorrhoids and just not know it.
How can one be playing with a phone while in the bathroom?!
This is extremely irresponsible towards one’s health!
Yet such a suggestion, Li Chuchu couldn’t directly say to Lin Hao. Could she, as a partner, suggest, "Use the phone less in the bathroom" to Lin Hao?
Not practical, not practical! Just imagining such a scenario is quite abstract.
However, she found a solution that could work...
Li Chuchu dialed the HR manager in Ke Chen City:
"Hire someone whose main job is to collect phones behind the bathroom door to prevent playing while using the bathroom, no, the main task is to prevent phones from dropping into the toilet during usage...
Job title would be restroom attendant, apart from the normal salary, an additional 1000 yuan monthly position subsidy...
Then install a fresh air system..."
She stood up and moved around while on the phone.
Sitting for long periods is harmful to one’s body too.
After giving work instructions, she unknowingly stepped outside the office and looked up at the sky; the clouds with a faint golden glow were quite stunning.
This made her instinctively raise her phone and take a few photos, click click.
After she put down her phone, Lin Hao appeared beside her.
Li Chuchu showed the phone screen to Lin Hao:
"What do you think, do they look nice?"
"Pretty nice."
"Your answer is a bit dismissive."
Li Chuchu took her phone back and continued snapping photos, click click.
While shooting, Li Chuchu said:
"I rarely see such scenes. I must take some photos as mementos."
Lin Hao inwardly thought: If you want to see such scenes, I could present gifts to the Thunder Tribulation Cloud more often.
Earlier in the bathroom, after the Thunder Tribulation Cloud accepted a "karma offering," its success rate in accepting further karma offerings greatly improved.
Until—
[Warning! Warning! Warning!]
[Current karma offering to Thunder Tribulation reached the limit; more will prompt Heavenly Dao to audit Thunder Tribulation Cloud]
Upon seeing this, Lin Hao stopped, although he clearly felt that Thunder Tribulation Cloud’s hostility towards him had reduced considerably.
The next time thunder strikes, it should not strike him to the point of death.
I wonder if more karma offerings could stop it from striking me altogether.
Lin Hao decided to wait until Thunder Tribulation Cloud stopped emitting golden light before offering more.
Offering karma equivalent to transcending all zombies in a secret realm is quite notable.
Even after offering for half a day, only half has been sent.
But calling it "all zombies" might be slightly inaccurate; prior to the secret realm completely shattering, there was a special zombie outside the White Impermanence Avatar, uncertain whether it survived...
Just before the space completely shattered, that zombie seemed to shout:
"Boss, give Sang Biao a chance to work!"
Then, the secret realm completely collapsed.
Lin Hao’s incarnation lost all consciousness in an instant after pain.
...
Sang Biao watched the world he grew up in shatter before his eyes.
Heart-wrenching, yet powerless.
However, more urgent before Sang Biao now is the matter of life and death—
Work or perish.
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World awareness continually urges him to join Lord White Impermanence.
However...
There’s no response at all.
The indifferent look that overlooks everything, even if Sang Biao knees and bows before him, it yields no response.
Even a glance from lowered eyes is denied.
Whether in the realm of consciousness or within the world, no matter how Sang Biao tries before the world’s collapse, he never receives an offer from White Impermanence Avatar.
Space shatters.
Endless void.
Utter emptiness.
His life... GG’d.
But why does it feel like someone’s pushing him?
"Wake up, Sang Biao..."
"Sang Biao, stop sleeping, Sang Biao..."
"..."
A flood of strange yet familiar memories streams through Sang Biao’s mind.
Name: Sang Biao
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Occupation: Funeral Director and... all administrative work at other units
Relationship Status: Single since birth
Career Plan: Pass the Valve City civil service exam
After sorting through his memories a bit, Sang Biao gains awareness that he has...
Reincarnated in the Main World?
He transformed from a zombie into an ordinary human!
From fragmented memories, Sang Biao feels that the person is worse off than he was in his previous life, starting as an orphan, always longing for a family.
Graduated from college, struggled to find a job he liked that would also like him, picking and choosing, incidentally ended up as a funeral director.
However...
This job, unable to find a partner!
Let alone build and have a family!
Even if he saved a lot of money, it didn’t help.
Nowadays, in the matchmaking market, premium candidates enter the "circle" of the aunties, family aside, essentially starting off as a civil servant.
So, he decided to change jobs...
First year, applied to Valve City Power Bureau.
Second year, applied to Valve City Tobacco Bureau.
Third year, applied to Valve City Communication Bureau.
Fourth year, ...
Year after year, he kept applying till he reached 35, applied this year to the "Valve City Death Row Prison."
Working overtime while studying in snippets.
The previous host of this body died suddenly during work and study.
Then, for reasons unknown, Sang Biao came.
Sang Biao, rest assured, I, Sang Biao, will strive to fulfill your wishes.
After all, in the Little World, Sang Biao had become the ultimate ruler.
Now, it seems he possesses some death-related power.
The boundaries of this power need further exploring.
But possessing such strength beyond ordinary human capabilities, entering the workplace after reincarnation, won’t it be a breeze?
After fully accepting the host’s memories, Sang Biao slowly opened his eyes, and the nephew of the director’s brother-in-law patted Sang Biao’s shoulder:
"Sang Biao, you’re finally awake."
The coworker sitting opposite Sang Biao’s workstation, who was also the nephew of the director’s brother-in-law, exhaled with relief and smiled:
"Quick, there’s a client at the door causing a stir over storing ashes, the director said you should handle it."
Sang Biao: "What’s there to handle?"
Director’s brother-in-law’s nephew: "You remember we moved once, right? There’s no ash left in the urn."
Sang Biao: "... Does the director have any instructions?"
Director’s brother-in-law’s nephew: "Convince the client; we’ll trade her a new urn of ashes?"
Sang Biao: "..."
Reborn and immediately facing high job intensity? No introductory period for beginners?
