The Most Random System

Chapter 1096: Chapter 491: I Will Answer Sincerely!!_2

If that’s the case, then that guy probably still has to thank Li Sheng.

But anyway, Li Sheng did it to ensure that Lin Li wouldn’t come back empty-handed.

It’s top-notch service, and well-deserved considering Lin Li’s generosity.

——This time, Lin Li didn’t give cash; he casually handed over a gold accessory, small but worth thousands, citing it as a prize he won from a previous event.

As for how to cash it in, with Li Sheng’s connections, it’s a matter of minutes.

Even if given a few kilograms, he could probably grab it and refine it instantly.

It’s a shame giving too much might cause misunderstandings, otherwise Lin Li really would want to use Li Sheng as a cashing channel.

Yangliang: "..."

Turns out this undercover job isn’t done by oneself, but by using good friends as material.

"...That’s a very good friend."

Sure enough, it’s hard to find humans when playing with Lin Li.

"That’s the way it is," Lin Li smiled, then pushed the menu of the store to the two:

"Uncle Yan, Uncle Yang, we have to sit here for at least another half hour, maybe you guys should order something to drink. Even if you’re not thirsty, treat it as paying for the table fee for half an hour."

"Alright."

As Lin Li said, even though the store staff hasn’t shown anything yet, it’s indeed inappropriate to sit for half an hour without ordering anything, so Yan Aosong and Yangliang nodded.

After looking at the flashy menu for a while, they pushed it back to Lin Li:

"Lin Li, we haven’t really drunk much milk tea, which ones are good?"

"You two are asking the right person,"

Lin Li’s eyes lit up, and he immediately started recommending:

"Uncle, if you like oranges, I’d recommend this ’Smash Today’s Orange,’ made from freshly picked oranges of the day."

"If you like peaches, I’d recommend this ’Peach Four Seasons Spring,’ which has a distinct Korean flavor."

"If you not only like peaches but also want more passion fruit flavor, then my top recommendation is ’Black Peach Thick Cream Mirai,’ made with overnight passion fruit. Though it’s overnight, it’s like overnight garlic sprouts, incredibly authoritative!"

"And then there’s this one..."

Yan Aosong, Yangliang: "(;☉_☉)?"

What’s this kid babbling on about?

Not a single one of those is on the menu!

...

It wasn’t a long wait, just over twenty minutes passed, and Lin Li narrowed his eyes slightly, tapping the table with his knuckles to get Yangliang and Yan Aosong’s attention.

"Uncle, it’s here."

As Lin Li’s voice fell, Yangliang and Yan Aosong’s eyes instantly sharpened, switching to work mode.

The two quickly put down their nearly finished drinks, leaned slightly forward, and inconspicuously stared at the black car that stopped at the target’s door.

"Well, let’s start." Confirming the target, Yangliang and Yan Aosong stood up.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

Upon hearing Lin Li’s voice, Yan Aosong and Yangliang quickly turned their heads, looking at Lin Li with concern: "What’s wrong?"

Lin Li said nothing, his expression grave, placing both hands on Yan Aosong and Yangliang’s shoulders, taking a deep breath, then sincerely said: "I love you guys (我爱你们)."

The heartfelt confession ended in a second, and Lin Li turned around to leave the store.

He enjoyed saying it, leaving Yangliang and Yan Aosong standing there bewildered.

A few seconds later.

Yan Aosong: "What’s Lin Li up to? Is he having an episode?"

Yangliang: "He’s probably mimicking the dialogue from the three Spidermen appearing together."

Yan Aosong: "Hmm? Ah? Eh? Yangliang, you even got the reference O.o?"

Yangliang: "Maybe I’ve already caught the illness."

Yan Aosong: "Alright, I still have to work harder to catch it too."

Yangliang: "Then don’t try hard, I’m beyond saving, so ease up."

Yan Aosong: "I’ll try."

After this dialogue between humans who were far from normal, yet close to the divine, ended, Yan Aosong and Yangliang exchanged a glance, nodded, and hurriedly followed Lin Li.

They were originally plainclothes, so there was no need for any disguise at this moment, and they headed straight for the store door across the street.

The three didn’t really conceal their actions, and even the shopkeeper who walked out of the door noticed them, but just glanced over.

Because in his eyes, the trio seemed more like customers coming to buy things.

So after one glance, the shopkeeper directly walked toward a skinny-looking man who had just gotten off the black sedan.

The two exchanged a few simple words, and the driver unloaded a few boxes with blurry labels from the trunk, stacking them at the store entrance, while the shopkeeper pulled out a wad of cash ready to hand over.

"Hello, may I rob you?"

Lin Li suddenly appeared next to the two.

He was being straightforward, as when he spoke, he had already reached out to take the money and stuffed it into his pocket.

Shopkeeper, Driver: "?"

Before the two said anything, Lin Li pointed at the store entrance and reminded: "Boss, I saw the city enforcement car coming earlier, you’d better stash this as soon as possible."

"Also, Uncle, you can’t park here for too long. Remember to drive away soon, or it’ll be a hassle later."

"Ah? Oh, thank you, thank you."

"Yes, yes, I’ll be going now, bye-bye."

"Bye-bye." The shopkeeper and the driver nodded.

Such a good kid, kind-hearted, and exudes a warm aura.

Lin Li gradually walked away.

"..."

"Wait a minute!!"

"Oi! Kid! Give us back the money, damn it!"

"No." Lin Li turned back with a cheeky grin.

The shopkeeper and the driver belatedly realized something was off, and they rushed forward to try and catch this lunatic.

But they found that the kid was extraordinarily agile, although staying near the entrance, he could easily toy with the two, making it so neither could touch even a hem of his clothes.