The Most Random System

Chapter 1094: Chapter 490: There Is a Child in My Family, Named Xiao Chuan_2

"Drunk? How could I be drunk? I’m drinking Brother Sun’s homemade brew, it’s sweet and barely has any alcohol."

"Uncle, I seriously can’t drink anymore. What you’re drinking might not have much alcohol, but what you’ve given me is too strong, beyond my limit. If it were twenty or thirty degrees less, maybe I could handle it," Lin Li said, still troubled.

"How is it strong? This stuff is like water. You’re an adult now; you should drink something with more alcohol," the other person eagerly insisted.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li took a deep breath: "I admit, this stuff is like water..."

"But—"

"Boiling water at a hundred degrees is way too hot!!!" Lin Li exclaimed expressionlessly.

"I’m begging you, Uncle, let it cool down! Once it’s down twenty or thirty degrees, I’ll definitely drink it! I will for sure!"

Holy crap, the elixir of life is only ninety-six degrees, and this uncle is trying to get me to drink a hundred-degree water.

Who the heck offers boiling hot drinks while saying they’re not drunk?

The other person: "?"

"How is it hot? Let me show you!"

"Ah, ah, ah, hsss ha—hsss ha—"

"See, Lin Li, it’s not hot!"

Lin Li ☉_☉: "Watch you, huh? Uncle, you must’ve scalded yourself silly!!"

But I must say...

Walking into Brother Sun’s BBQ feels like coming home. It feels even better than home! Everyone there is talented, and they speak so nicely. Lin Li absolutely loves being there!

The BBQ tastes quite good, too.

After eating and drinking for almost an hour and feeling content, Lin Li reluctantly said goodbye to everyone and went home.

...

Daytime slipped away in the blink of an eye.

Saturday evening, 8:20 PM.

Even though it wasn’t mealtime, Lin Li, who had just finished a date with Chen Yu Ying earlier and had dinner, was still sitting at a coffee shop near the floor-to-ceiling window, playing on his phone to kill time.

Occasionally glancing out at the shops across the street and the ends of the roads on both sides.

The three people he was waiting for hadn’t shown up, so Lin Li continued chatting while looking at his phone.

First, he shared today’s funny date stories in the "Three Men One Dog" group to gross out "Two Men One Dog," then Lin Li shifted his attention back to the gaming chat group.

"Yang Bangjie: ’Picture’ "

"Bai Bufan: Damn, I feel so wronged TAT!"

"Bai Bufan: I was just taking a walk downstairs in the neighborhood and got yelled at because the dog wasn’t on a leash. But the dog isn’t even mine. I just happened to be walking alongside a dog I don’t know TAT!"

"Bai Bufan: I’m really feeling so wronged!!!"

"Qin Zeyu: Maybe your neighbor wasn’t talking to you, but to your parents."

"Bai Bufan: My parents weren’t beside me ☉_☉."

"Qin Zeyu: I know OvO."

"Bai Bufan: You *sshole ☉_☉."

"Yang Bangjie: ’Picture’ "

"Zhou Baowei: Bufan, even though we know you’re quite intelligent, your neighbors might not. Be cautious next time you go out."

"Bai Bufan: I can’t live, I shared this in the group for comfort, but all I got was mockery and sarcasm, I want to jump off a building."

"Lin Li: Go ahead."

"Bai Bufan: Not even gonna stop me? I’m really jumping."

"Lin Li: Get lost, knowing you, with your personality, you’d pretend to jump and then just start peeing once there’s a crowd. Stop you? More like keeping away from you is better!"

"Bai Bufan: Damn, I can’t believe you saw through that, alright. Oh, and those with a fear of large objects, stay even further away."

"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, keeping away? It’s easy to pretend to be shy online, but in reality, who could resist such a scene?"

"Wang Ze: I’d gladly follow the stream up!"

"Zhou Baowei: If it were diabetes urine, I’d follow too."

"Bai Bufan: Sorry, I know I was wrong. I’ll never gross people out again, please stop scaring me, I’m scared."

"Yang Bangjie: ’Picture’ "

"Chen Tianming: Voice message·27s ’What kind of group is this? You guys are really too much, what is this group for? You’re ruining my kid’s grades. He’s in first year of high school. What do you want me to do when my son’s grades are below average? He’s not even in college yet.’ "

"Chen Tianming: Every time I look at this chat history, there’s not a single human—ridiculous."

Lin Li no longer continued chatting in the group because he noticed from the corner of his eye that the people he was waiting for had arrived, and there were two of them.

First, a car parked at the entrance. Yangliang got out first, checked his phone, and looked around until he spotted Lin Li waving at him, then headed into the store.

"Is your Uncle Yan not here yet?" Yangliang asked, puzzled, as he walked in without sitting down.

"...came, right after you, Uncle Yang."

Lin Li, who was about to nod, caught sight of something with the corner of his eye and changed his words, nodding his chin towards the window.

Following Lin Li’s gaze, Yangliang looked outside, and sure enough, almost at the same time, another private car pulled up outside the store.

Out came Yan Aosong.

"Phew—" Yan Aosong walked in and naturally took a seat.

Looking at the kettle on the table, he asked the clerk for a cup, filled it, took a sip, and let out a long breath.

He looked quite exhausted.

"Aosong, didn’t you say you had no plans for the evening and left earlier than me? Why are you later than me?"

Yangliang, thinking he’d be the last to arrive, asked, confused.

"Don’t mention it," Yan Aosong waved his hand, his tone slightly dejected, "I came across a dispute on the way and ended up dealing with a lunatic who insists on not spitting on the ground, that’s why I’m later than expected."

Lin Li’s curiosity was piqued, hesitantly and uncertainly asking, "Uncle? Did you misspeak or did I mishear? Dealing with someone who doesn’t... ’spit on the ground’?"

"Neither. I didn’t misspeak and you didn’t mishear. I reprimanded a guy who insisted on not spitting on the ground. If his family hadn’t come to pick him up, he might have been locked up for a few days."

Yan Aosong’s lips twitched, his face full of disdain.

Lin Li was even more puzzled: "Isn’t not spitting on the ground a good virtue?"

Yan Aosong expressionlessly replied, "That’s exactly how he tried to argue, but it was no excuse for him to spit on others instead."

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)!"

F*ck, so that’s what he meant by not spitting on the ground.

That’s quite cultured of him.

"He even spit on me," Yan Aosong added in frustration, noticing Lin Li and Yangliang beginning to scoot away, "What are you doing, what are you doing? He spit when I was in uniform, tonight I’m wearing casual clothes, I went home and changed!"

Lin Li, Yangliang: "Even if he really spit on you, we’d never despise you."

"Heh heh."

"In any case, running into such insane problems is just annoying." Yan Aosong waved his hand, clearly not wanting to dwell on it.

"Who wouldn’t agree," Yangliang sighed, matching Yan Aosong’s demeanor, "Even the chicken farm is seeing some New Year revival, everyone seems to be stirring up old trouble again. I was just dealing with that, caught a batch just now, and ran into another lunatic."

"When my colleagues and I rushed inside, we went through the process and asked them to get dressed and squat, but the client and technician insisted they weren’t soliciting."

"So I asked what they were doing, and the guy said he was playing dice with the technician to make footwashing more fun, nothing more."

"I found it both amusing and infuriating. I asked if this game required no clothes, and they didn’t even have dice, claiming a dice game, then, then—

Damn it!!! The guy suddenly slapped his hands on the woman’s chest, shouting ’Big! Big! Big!’ three times.

The woman, also nuts, immediately slapped his hand away, shouting ’Open! Two! Small!’

"They actually demonstrated it for me!"

Yangliang’s expression was incredibly grim at that moment.

Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"

So that’s how you can gamble on size?

The human body, isn’t it amazing!

Next to him, Yan Aosong, upon hearing Yangliang’s story, was not as excited as Lin Li, but instead, gave Yangliang a profound look, maybe a bit moved.

Lin Li suddenly frowned, pondered for a moment, and couldn’t help but ask:

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, speaking of which, Zhou Yu kicking Huang Gai, was that the earliest crackdown on exploiting relationships?"

Yangliang, Yan Aosong: "..."

The two looked up and exchanged glances.

Yan Aosong silently lowered his head to drink water, while Yangliang turned to look out the window:

"Sometimes, I seriously doubt if Han Xin ever trapped Xiang Yu in Xiling, otherwise it really doesn’t explain why Xiling is full of Chu echoes."

Yan Aosong calmly nodded.

Yangliang also calmly nodded.

Lin Li also calmly nodded.

But in the originally peaceful scene, as Lin Li nodded, Yan Aosong and Yangliang slowly, slowly turned their heads, fixing their gaze on him, looking displeased.

Then, they stayed silent.

Stare—

Lin Li: "..."