The Most Random System

Chapter 1022: Chapter 465: Irresistible Feelings

"It was originally 600 bucks." Du Hansi finally smiled, seemingly afraid the two wouldn’t believe him, and deliberately looked at the customer next door: "Sir, can you testify for us?"

The customer nodded upon hearing that and looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "Yes, at this shop, a cup of coffee is indeed 300 bucks."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"

"Damn, you could’ve just robbed us directly, but you still gave us two cups of coffee. Dude, you’re too nice!" Bai Bufan exclaimed with a thumbs up.

At this moment, Bai Bufan suddenly realized something.

True good coffee doesn’t need to be consumed to be invigorating.

— He was now wide awake.

Lin Li leisurely blew on the steam rising from his coffee and nonchalantly said: "Bufan, thanks for treating us."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Well, damn.

Just as Bai Bufan was about to throw a tantrum and roll on the floor, he quickly reacted: "Wait, Hansi, didn’t you just say it only costs six bucks?"

He had specifically confirmed it after all.

"Yes, but there’s a premise: you both need to participate in our simple discount activity. Are you interested?" Du Hansi replied without the evasiveness Bai Bufan anticipated. Instead, he nodded decisively, even with a hopeful look in his eyes.

"Participate! Definitely participate! What’s the activity?" Bai Bufan vigorously nodded.

Du Hansi: "The original price is 300 yuan per cup, but shouting ’Oh—— delicious’ reduces it by ten bucks, with a minimum reduction to three yuan per cup."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

The two were initially stunned, then suddenly turned to look at the guy beside them.

Only to see that the guy, who had been holding back for a while, finally revealed a grim smile, patted the table, and uttered a devilish whisper: "Oh—— delicious!!"

It was the most satisfying and willing shout the guy had ever made.

These two finally fell into the trap!

And Bai Bufan and Lin Li instantly understood—the guy wasn’t a shill, he wasn’t even a customer!

He was just a victim.

As for the servant standing next to him, he wasn’t on standby to serve customers at all. He was counting how many times the guy had shouted!

Thinking about Du Hansi’s previous words, they were nothing but deceptive rhetoric.

His musings were all voluntary, and teachers were shocked after trying it. How could it not be voluntary, how could it not be shocking?

Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly realized something: sophomore class 14... was also class 4.

Du Hansi seemed unaware of the change in their expressions, continuing to cheerfully say:

"I need to emphasize the rules of the activity here.

Firstly, the volume must meet the requirement; the sound must be loud and full; the rhythm needs to be standardized, with each ’Oh——’ tail tone extended for no less than 1 second; emotions must be ample, it’s best paired with body language, like slapping your thigh or the table..."

Clearly, these rules were to prevent people from quickly whispering "Oh delicious oh delicious oh delicious..." to get a discount, and it’s no wonder the victim next door cooperated so much.

"So, are you two interested in participating?" Du Hansi asked.

Hell yeah!!

Upon finding out that Lin Li, who pinched him, really intended to come in, Du Hansi’s eyes were filled with genuine anticipation!

This was what he wanted to see!

The flames of revenge were fiercely burning!!

"Participate." What else could Bai Bufan say? He nodded with a hopeless look, realizing he had underestimated the other classes of Nansang Middle School. But since he was outmatched, he could only accept reality, sulking: "Oh—— delicious!!"

But unexpectedly, Lin Li let out a cold laugh:

"Ha ha!"

"This kind of extremely vile activity that’s essentially just playing a trick on people doesn’t interest me, and I refuse to participate!"

"I don’t know if you know Xiling’s Black Silk Hero, but he’s my idol, and I will align myself with him, so I recognize this cunning scheme of yours, but don’t think I’ll just sell my dignity like that to be your lackey, saying insincere words!!"

"I, Lin Li, will never bend my back for five bushels of rice! At worst, I’ll just pay the original price for this cup!!!"

In sophomore class 14, Lin Li stood tall and proud, his back as straight as a green pine, his towering presence standing out like a crane in a chicken coop amidst the crowded classroom!

His eyes were shining like torches, gleaming with an unyielding edge, and the sarcastic smile at the corner of his mouth further highlighted his righteous aura!

The whole person was like a drawn sharp sword, radiating an aura of "rather break than bend," instantly filling the entire space!!

One word, truly damn handsome!

Du Hansi, shocked, came back to his senses with newfound respect in his eyes, nodding with admiration: "Good! Lin Li! I knew I didn’t misjudge you!! Truly living up to yourself, then let’s stick with the original price!"

Lin Li: "Original price it is!"

The two had a deep mutual appreciation.

As for Bai Bufan, who was supposed to treat Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

What were these two gibbering about?

Oh, he realized, it seemed like Lin Li said he wanted to pay the original price for the coffee, and Du Hansi was okay with it.

Hmm.

Hey, in that case, does it mean I still have to pay 303 even if my voice goes hoarse from shouting?

Hmm, seems like it.

"..."

Bai Bufan: "(〝▼皿▼)!!!"

"Damn you all!——"

"Lin Li!!! I really have to curse you now!!"

"You don’t bend your back for five bushels of rice! Fine! Great! No problem! But use your own rice, alright!! What do you mean by using my rice!"

"Beast! Beast! You’re such an ungrateful spawn——"

"Shout it out for me! You damn well have to shout for me!! Open your mouth! Open your mouth for me! Shout for me!"

"Shout along with me——" freēwebnovel.com

"Oh—— delicious!!"