The Most Random System

Chapter 1020: Chapter 465: Truly Unable to Resist

To be honest, Du Hansi now fondly reminisces the time when the term opposing straight men was still "warm men."

This world is changing too fast.

Feeling Lin Li still touching his butt, and the classmate who came with him, consciously turning around to use his body to shield the critical area for himself and Lin Li.

No, why are you so skilled too, classmate??

"Since you don’t want to, let’s start then~"

Seeing Lin Li still smiling at him, Du Hansi was silent for a moment: "Lin Li, then I am willing to play the fitness game with you."

"Great!" Lin Li started taking off his jacket, "Since you’re willing, let’s start then~"

"This is the same damn thing! This is definitely a trick question!!"

Du Hansi, having somewhat anticipated this, still couldn’t hold it together, desperately holding his head.

It turns out that something more hopeless than wearing a maid outfit is wearing a maid outfit and meeting Lin Li.

"I’m so stupid, really, I shouldn’t have worn this maid outfit..." Du Hansi swatted away Lin Li’s hand, saying dejectedly.

"What’s wrong with this outfit? Isn’t it great? At first, it looked quite uncomfortable, but slowly, a different flavor emerges, making you look a bit seductive.

Hansi, do you cover yourself with a blanket at night? Do you think dry bedding is better or damp bedding?"

Du Hansi replied expressionlessly: "I don’t cover myself with a blanket at night."

Lin Li’s eyes lit up: "Do you sleep on your back or on your stomach?" freewёbnoνel.com

"...I sleep on my side."

"That’s even better! You can choose either side!"

"Damn, hahahaha—" Du Hansi couldn’t help but laugh helplessly, then clasped his hands together like praying, bowing three times towards Lin Li:

"Brother, Brother Lin, let me go, I have to save some butt for Wang Ze."

"Alright, alright, no more playing," Lin Li laughed, and immediately withdrew Wang Ze’s aura he was emanating, and his tone instantly returned to normal: freēwebnovel.com

"My classmate and I are here to drink coffee with your class, how about you recommend us something?"

"Absolutely OK!!"

Du Hansi, initially thinking Lin Li was just passing through Class 14 of the first grade, didn’t expect he came directly to their class and instantly brightened up upon hearing the words.

The anticipation in his eyes exceeded Lin Li’s expectation, making Lin Li seriously question if Class 14 had some incentive system or commission.

"Lin Li, and this guy... what’s his name?" Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan."

"Oh oh, I’ve heard this name from Wang Ze, since we’re all bros, let’s not be formal, I’ll just call you Bufan, I’m Du Hansi, you can call me Hansi."

The interaction among the boys was swift, and after a simple introduction, Du Hansi pointed at his class’s poster and enthusiastically introduced:

"You two are planning to drink coffee, right? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our class’s hand-brewed coffee is so spectacularly delicious that it will make you shout out loud! Come, come, follow me to find a seat."

Bai Bufan lowered his voice and said to Lin Li: "Hand-brewed coffee, tonight’s intensity, this coffee sounds like it’s involved in something shady, right? Lin Li, drinking it won’t make us pregnant, will it?"

Lin Li didn’t bother to respond.

"Welcome——"

Apart from the maids and butlers welcoming guests at the front and back doors, there were two more girls and boys in maid outfits inside the classroom, along with a temporary coffee stand set up using a podium table, equipped with several coffee machines next to it, where some ingredients were piled up on the floor, and two students were responsible for making coffee.

After Lin Li and Bai Bufan entered, everyone greeted them in unison, creating a maid café vibe.

But what truly caught Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s attention weren’t these ’employees.’

There was already a ’customer’ in the classroom, with a male butler standing nearby seemingly ready to serve him at any moment.

This customer had a cup of coffee in front of him, still two-thirds full, which he was sipping slowly.

All of this was normal with nothing particularly eye-catching, but—

"Wow—delicious!!"

"Ah, South Korea—delicious!"

"..."

Every time this customer took a small sip, akin to that South Korean overbearing CEO eating broadcast, he would let out an enjoyable "Wow—" sound, close his eyes, wrinkling his facial features, shaking his head in pleasure, then using his fist in front to continuously tap on the table, followed by an emotional exclamation—

"Delicious!"

Seeing this scene, Lin Li threw a glance at Du Hansi: "Did you guys hire a plant?"

That was too flamboyant, if a plant hired by him performed like this, Lin Li would think it’s unworthy of payment.

"Hey—" Du Hansi immediately proudly extended his palm, signaling Lin Li not to say such things: "Lin Li, this kind of talk I don’t like to hear, it’s a question of our effort!"

"This guy, firstly, he’s not from our class, secondly, he’s definitely not someone we’ve pulled from another class as a plant, his current appraisal is absolutely his voluntary outcome! Don’t believe me, you can ask him later."

"Let me put it to you straightforwardly, we’ve done internal trial operations beforehand, almost everyone had this effect, it’s solid as heck, exclusive formula! No kidding, even our homeroom teacher was stunned after trying it."

Seeing Du Hansi speaking so convincingly as if he wasn’t lying, Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged glances.

Is it really that amazing?

But the curiosity of the two was indeed piqued, plus they had originally planned to have a cup, so they nodded:

"Alright, Hansi, since you say so, we must give it a shot."

"OK," Du Hansi nodded, then looked at a butler in the shop, saying: "Ah Xiang, these two are my friends, I’ll entertain them, please cover the door for me for a moment."