Free Web NovelChapter 100: Cramps Are Bitches
Ella’s POV:
So, guess what? It was the 24th. And yep, Mother Nature decided to pay me her monthly visit, right on schedule. Fantastic. Just what I needed to cap off this already stellar day. At least the cramps waited until I was heading home to kick in, and they were—thankfully—bearable for the walk. Small mercies, I guess.
But oh, you want to hear about the real fun part? The part where I roasted Max and Dylan to within an inch of their fragile egos.
Let me set the scene. Max, ever the oblivious optimist, decided it was the perfect time to complain about how I never gave him a second date. A second date. Like, buddy, did you seriously think this was the moment to bring that up? And the way he said it, all pouty and indignant, you’d think he’d just asked me to donate a kidney or something.
So yeah, I reacted. Big time.
I told him straight-up that maybe, just maybe, I didn’t give him a second date because he acts like a Golden Retriever that can’t take a hint. His face? Priceless. He looked like I’d just told him Santa wasn’t real.
And Dylan? Oh, Dylan. The man of the hour. The genius who thought it was a good idea to ask, "Hey, are you okay?" when I was clearly not okay. Guys, for the love of all that’s holy, please stop asking girls if they’re okay when they’re on their periods. Do you want a death wish?
So yeah, I gave Dylan my piece of mind too. Maybe a little too enthusiastically, because by the time I was done, he looked like he’d been scolded by his mom in front of the whole school. But guess what? Mission accomplished. Max and Dylan? Two perfectly silent, well-behaved gentlemen by the end of my rant. If that’s even possible.
Oh, and let’s not forget the bratty wannabe bag designer who decided to test my patience by changing her order not once, not twice, but three times. Like, who does that? At that point, I wasn’t even mad about the order—I was just offended by her audacity. So yeah, she got a little taste of my mood too. The cherry on top? Watching her slink away with her overpriced latte after I "politely" suggested she try making it herself next time.
By the time my shift ended, I could practically see the relief on my boss’s face. He didn’t even try his usual "Smile! The customer is always king!" spiel. Smart man. He’s seen me like this once a month for long enough to know when to keep his mouth shut.
As I finally clocked out and headed home, I couldn’t help but feel a tiny bit smug. Sure, the day had been a disaster, but at least I’d put a few people in their place. And sometimes, that’s all a girl needs to survive another 24th.
All I wanted was hot coffee, a fistful of strong painkillers, and maybe a cheesy rom-com to distract me from the fact that my uterus was staging a full-scale rebellion. That’s it. Nothing fancy. Just me, my bed, a mountain of blankets pulled up over my head, and a prayer that this miserable day would finally end.
The second I got home, my first move was to check if a certain stupid, entitled, rich jerk had decided to camp outside my door again. You know, like the last time, when Jason thought it was totally normal to just wait for me, uninvited.
Okay, good. No sign of him. Small victories.
And my phone? Blessedly free of his annoying, self-serving texts about "accidentally" needing to come over. For once, it seemed like the universe had decided to throw me a bone.
I shoved open my door and tossed my bag onto the floor. Shower first. Everything else could wait.
The water was hot—like, scald-your-skin hot—but exactly what I needed to feel halfway human again. I took my time, letting the steam ease some of the tension in my shoulders before finally dragging myself out. Toweling off, I made a beeline for the kitchen. Coffee. Stat.
I brewed the strongest cup I could manage and downed it like it was the elixir of life. By then, the cramps were really starting to kick in, so I popped some pills, muttered a few choice words at the ceiling, and trudged to my bed.
Finally. My safe haven. I curled up under the covers, balancing my laptop on my knees, and scrolled through my movie options. Something light. Something stupid. Something that wouldn’t remind me that my life was basically a melodramatic sitcom these days.
And then—just as I was about to hit play—my phone buzzed.
Jason. freewebnovёl.ƈom
Of course.
His name flashing on the screen felt like the universe’s way of saying, "You didn’t really think you’d get a break, did you?"
Like, right. As if I was about to pick it up. What was he even thinking? Did he sense I was on the verge of finally relaxing? Was he sitting somewhere with his stupid smirk, thinking, "You know what Ella needs? Me. Right now."
I let it ring. And ring. And ring again. I was not about to let Jason "ruiner of peace" Whatever-His-Last-Name-Is sabotage my evening.
But deep down, as much as I hated to admit it, I knew this wasn’t the end of it. He wasn’t the type to give up after one call. Sigh.
Guess I’d have to add ignoring Jason to my to-do list. Right after survive this god-awful night. freewebnøvel.coɱ
And yep it rang again.
So, I did what any self-respecting girl on her bitchiest day would do—I rejected the call. Then the second. The third. The fourth. And so on.
But apparently, this idiot wasn’t getting the hint. Was there a memo I missed about persistence being a virtue? Because at this rate, it was less "romantic hero" and more "telemarketer who doesn’t know when to quit."
By the time the eleventh call rolled around, I caved. Not because I wanted to, mind you, but because the sound of my ringtone was now the most annoying thing in my life—and that’s saying something, considering the cramps were already putting in overtime.
I picked up the phone, fully prepared to unleash hell.
And like the dumbass he is, the first thing Jason said was, "Are you okay?"
Really? Really? The man had called eleven times, interrupted what could’ve been the first relaxing moment of my day, and that’s what he came up with? Genius. Pure genius.
I didn’t even have time to verbally obliterate him, because right then—like they’d made some secret pact with the devil himself—my cramps decided to make an appearance so grand it deserved its own spotlight.
The pain hit me like a truck, and before I knew it, I was doubling over, cursing loudly enough to make the neighbors wonder if I was summoning a demon. I dropped the phone, clutching my stomach as though sheer willpower could banish the pain.
"The fuck was I born a girl?" I managed to growl between gritted teeth. "Stupid, biased cramps."
Jason was still on the other end of the line, panicking in his own Jason way. I could faintly hear his voice through the phone, all frantic and concerned, like "Ella, what’s happening? Are you okay? Talk to me!"
Yeah, boohoo, buddy. Like your worrying was going to make this any better. I didn’t have the energy or the patience for his theatrics.
I reached over, grabbed the phone, and hung up on him mid-panic. Sorry, not sorry.
But of course, my body wasn’t done torturing me yet. The cramps came back with a vengeance, like they were offended I’d tried to defy them by taking a call.
At this point, I was just laying there, moaning into my pillow, wondering what kind of karmic debt I was paying off to deserve this. Screw movies. Screw Jason. Screw everything. All I could do now was ride this out and pray that the universe would cut me a little slack tomorrow.
