Free Web NovelChapter 1157: Chapter 351: Posing as an Assassin to Attract Little Cuties?
Chapter 351: Pretending to be an Assassin to Attract Little Girls?
When Yu Xiaodi came into the bedroom and saw Li Yan lying on the bed, she immediately rushed over, jumped up, and pounced on him. Luckily, Li Yan reacted quickly, otherwise some delicate part might have been pressed or hit by her.
"You’re finally awake! You scared me to death..." Xiaodi said excitedly, with a hint of crying, as she lay on Li Yan’s chest.
She was worried about Li Yan’s health and also worried that he might forget her. After all, she was young and heavily influenced by movies and novels, making it hard for her to rationally analyze something like "memory loss".
Li Yan had known she was there; she had even helped Yurong in bathing him earlier, so he wasn’t surprised. However, he still had to feign surprise on the surface. He reached out to support her and asked, "Xiaodi? How are you here?"
Seeing that he was fine, not acting like an idiot, and hadn’t forgotten her, Yu Xiaodi broke into a smile, quickly got up, and sat astride his legs through the quilt, propping her hands on his shoulders and looking at him closely.
"Why am I here? You don’t remember?"
"..." Seeing her enter, Li Yan naturally knew that Zhang Yurong had already approached her, and hearing her words, he could guess that Yurong had told her about the ’memory loss’. However, her words left him helpless. You came here after I was in a coma; if I hadn’t woken up first, how would I know? It’s not supposed to be in my memory; how could I have forgotten?
"I don’t remember. Should I know?" Li Yan held her waist, sliding his hands down to touch her smooth, fresh thighs. Looking through the gap between their bodies, he realized she wasn’t wearing long pants, which made him a bit sweaty.
"Hehe, if you don’t remember, it’s fine. As long as you haven’t forgotten me, everything’s okay."
"Uh... could you change your position? This way..." This position was too ambiguous, especially if Yurong and Yue Yao saw it; it would be inappropriate. It’s not good to directly say this either, so he only hinted, and then moved his hand on her leg further back.
"What are you doing..." Xiaodi softly snorted, understanding that given the circumstances, it was indeed not suitable for too much intimacy.
She straightened herself and then flipped to sit on the bed.
"It’s good you’re okay. Why did you fall into a coma? Is it like the previous time?"
"Last time?"
"Last year, Zhang Yurong said you had been in a coma once, for an entire night. She couldn’t wake you up no matter what, and later was ready to take you to the hospital, but the next day, you woke up naturally. After that, she contacted me, trying to get you to go for a medical check-up. The check-up didn’t reveal any problems, but you fell into a coma again now..."
Now that he was okay, Xiaodi relaxed and spoke with less restraint. She joked, "Could it be because of excessive indulgence? Uncle, you’re thirty now; you’re not like boys in their early twenties. Take care of your health, don’t push yourself too hard, be careful not to overexert yourself to death someday..."
"Do you want to try it?"
"No thanks! I have to keep my promise not to be tempted." Hearing this, Yu Xiaodi remembered what Hai Fu had said about him and Zhang Yurong. During their one-year agreement not to do it, someone else took advantage and had fun outside. She said with a bit of jealousy, "Do you lack someone to try with? Don’t you have a busty lover?"
"..." Li Yan felt a bit sweaty; ’busty lover’... she must be talking about that Hai Fu who came and left?
Seeing that Li Yan couldn’t say anything, Yu Xiaodi didn’t press him but switched perspectives. "So tell me, what’s with this coma? In half a year, it’s happened twice, each time worse than the last. I don’t believe it never occurred before. Just because the hospital didn’t find anything, doesn’t mean you know absolutely nothing."
"Actually, it’s nothing; I’m not sure either..."
"If you have a secret you can’t share, I can keep it confidential. I promise not to tell anyone. I’m just... worried about you. If you let me know the specifics, whether it’s something or not, at least I’ll have some peace of mind." Yu Xiaodi said seriously.
Looking at her youthful face, Li Yan suddenly felt a bit touched.
Where the problem lay this time, others didn’t know and couldn’t be told, but he was clear about the reason. If it hadn’t been for the boss’s people taking him away, in that situation, he might have gone crazy on the street, or fainted and been hit by a car. If he were really dead like that, what a grievance it would be!
Since Yurong knew, and Qianyi knew earlier, then it was appropriate to reveal a bit to Xiaodi and the others about his identity. Whether they’d eventually leave because they couldn’t accept it or stay because they could, they at least had a right to know the truth.
He glanced at the door; Yurong hadn’t returned. She must have gone downstairs to warm the food after parting ways with Yu Xiaodi. Li Yan also got serious, beckoning Yu Xiaodi over.
Xiaodi moved a bit closer to him, but stretched her hands over her chest, half-joking and half-seriously said, "Don’t have any lewd thoughts! If your wife sees, she’ll blame me for seducing you again."
"Actually, my real identity... is an assassin."
Her smile had not faded when she heard those words that left her unable to comprehend for a moment. "What real identity... assassin?!"
Seeing her startled look, examining his face from side to side and up and down, Li Yan spread his hands with a smile, "Genuine article."
"I’ve also seen ’Léon: The Professional’ (This Assassin is Not Very Cold), are you pretending to be an assassin to attract the little girls? You should tell the new girls you’ve met, ’I’m already yours, no need to act cool around me,’" Xiaodi laughed teasingly.
Is an assassin’s identity really cool in the eyes of the girls? Li Yan was speechless.
He could only say more seriously, "I really am an assassin. Do you remember how we met? Do you remember the things that happened shortly after we met?"
Of course, Xiaodi wouldn’t forget; if she hadn’t met him, she would probably still be hanging out with those same-age friends, looking for fun. Every detail of how she knew Li Yan was deeply etched in her memory. Now, thinking back, slapping someone unconscious, kicking people flying, or holding her and escaping from an oncoming car could all be considered skills and agility. But casually opening handcuffs, finding people based on a phone call, or wounding someone seriously... those things are somewhat unusual!
"When you’re in trouble, I’m more useful than your family’s security or Li Jie; because those are more low-grade assassins compared to me. Including that time when we encountered armed robbers at the Prince Hotel, I took them out!" Li Yan disclosed some bits she was involved in and knew about.
Sure enough, Yu Xiaodi’s mouth was agape in shock.
"Uncle, what you’re saying... is all true?"
"You’re already mine, do I still need to act cool around you?" Li Yan answered using her previous words.
"So... you’re a very powerful assassin?"
"The top tier."
Yu Xiaodi suddenly excitedly exclaimed, "Yay! So it turns out I’ve knocked down and caught the top-tier assassin, I guess I’m not simple either. Hahaha!"
"..." Li Yan was quite speechless. Her surprise turned out to be because of this... She didn’t believe it earlier, also because of this, right?
Xiaodi reached out, held Li Yan’s chin, and said with a cheeky smile, "Haha, you don’t need to explain. I know you underestimated me by accident, but being able to make you careless, being able to make you overlook me, also shows my prowess, right?"
Li Yan couldn’t help but laugh, "Alright, I admit, you’re the only one who managed to use drugs effectively on me."
After the carefree jokes, Xiaodi asked seriously again, "What you said is all true? Then you... have killed people?"
"Of course! Calling oneself a top-tier assassin without killing anyone is a sham!" After he said this, Li Yan asked, "Scared?"
"Scared! But I’m not your enemy, you won’t kill me; even if someone pays to hire you to kill me, you won’t take the job, instead, you’d protect me." Xiaodi smiled, "I don’t think an assassin is cool like other girls do, but I do feel a lot safer!"
"..."
"Does Yurong know?"
"That’s why I’m telling you the truth, she only found out last night."
Xiaodi caught on and cautiously asked, "You guys ran into other assassins last night? Your coma... is because of this?"
"I lost my memory, how could I remember that much?" Li Yan gave her a sidelong glance.
"You really have amnesia?" Now she doubted.
"Yeah, I’m terrified I’ll someday forget about this identity, and cause you trouble and danger without knowing it, so I’m telling you honestly now."
Yu Xiaodi pondered for a while, then made a serious promise, "Rest assured, whether or not you really have amnesia, whether it’s temporary or not; no matter your identity, I will never leave you. And your secret, I will keep for you, I absolutely won’t tell outsiders. If I break my word, I’ll willingly let you kill me with a single shot!"
Seeing her vow so seriously, Li Yan didn’t want to give her too much pressure, so he deliberately joked, "A single shot to kill? Isn’t that too cheap? Hehe, I will shoot you to make you half alive, half dead, ecstasy-laden..."
Xiaodi already had experience with him; from his lewd smile and those ambiguous words, she clearly understood what he meant, her face flushed involuntarily. She pulled the hem of her clothing to cover her thighs and shyly said, "I... better go back to my room first, if they see me like this... they might misunderstand us."
"Alright, but before leaving, give me a kiss!" Holding her hand, Li Yan pulled playfully.
Just a kiss doesn’t fall into that restriction, nor does it take long; Xiaodi obediently fell into his arms, their four lips quickly intertwining...
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