Rebirth: Pampered by the Lord

Chapter 2369: Chapter 2369: Mockery

The Little Kid laughed at them openly, but they endured it, thinking it’s just a child who doesn’t know better. Yet even adults were mocking them, truly testing their patience.

"Oh dear, big brother, just ignore it. We’re already struggling ourselves. Let’s quickly go inside, fill our stomachs, and then talk about finding the treasured sword," the Fat Man said, reaching to pull his angry brother.

It was noon, and the restaurant was bustling with noise.

As they entered, their tall and short, fat and thin figures immediately became the focal point. Everyone paused their eating to turn and look at them.

Having bottled up his anger at the entrance just moments ago, the Thin Man was feeling very annoyed!

He immediately glared viciously at the diners and cursed, "You bunch of cowards, what are you looking at? Look again and I will dig out your eyeballs to pair with my drink."

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman’s voice playfully and mockingly quipped, "With your frail body, you would be blown over by a gust of wind, and yet you dare threaten us? It’s hilarious, you are even thinner than Zhu Gan."

"Hahaha...!"

Following this was a burst of laughter.

The Fat and Thin Man turned to see that it was the Noble Lady from earlier, accompanied by two Little Kids laughing heartily. Observing this, the other diners couldn’t help but join in the laughter.

"You wretched woman, Master has tolerated you for long enough." The Thin Man was furious; as a protector of the Heavenly Mountain Sect, when had he ever been humiliated like this?

The Fat Man quickly grabbed him and whispered, "Big brother, remember, we have important matters to attend to."

The Thin Man realized he was right. They were severely poisoned, and if they didn’t find the treasured sword within seven days, they would die. Thinking of this, he swallowed his anger and sat down sullenly with his brother, planning to eat and rest properly before searching for the sword.

The Noblewoman sat gracefully on the chair and said to a nearby waiter, "Summon your Shopkeeper to see this madam."

Before the waiter could speak, a middle-aged man walked over from the counter; he was the Shopkeeper. He had noticed the Noblewoman as soon as she entered the restaurant.

After all, with so many Maids trailing behind, anyone with clear sight could tell she was either wealthy or noble. Being a businessman solely focused on profit, he naturally paid careful attention to relationships to avoid accidentally offending any noble in the Capital, which could harm the restaurant’s interests.

"Madam, I am the Shopkeeper here, what can I do for you?"

"Are you the Shopkeeper here?" The Noblewoman gave him a sidelong glance and asked arrogantly.

The Shopkeeper nodded and smiled ingratiatingly, "Yes, yes, I am the Shopkeeper here."

Sitting on the chair, the Noblewoman extended her jade-like finger, suddenly pointing at the fat-thin brothers, and said haughtily, "Since you’re the Shopkeeper here, haven’t you noticed beggars coming inside? I command you to immediately throw them out! Seeing them ruins my appetite."

The two Little Kids clapped their hands and laughed together, "Yes, yes, too ugly, ruins the appetite."

The Noblewoman’s expression eased, and she smiled indulgently, "Baobao, Yingying, what has the teacher been teaching you usually? Today, set the mood, let me hear a few lines."

"Okay, I’ll go first."

The little girl excitedly jumped out and sang around the fat-thin brothers, "There’s an uncle called Fatty, lost a gray bunny while cutting grass."

The little boy, with rhythm, jumped out too and sang while circling around them, "There’s an uncle called Skinny, lost floral pants while playing in water."

"Fatty went to find the gray bunny, found a pair of floral pants."

"Skinny went to find floral pants, caught a gray bunny."

"Fatty returned the floral pants to Skinny."

"Skinny returned the bunny to Fatty."

The two Little Kids sang back and forth, happily.

The surrounding diners laughed heartily.

The Noblewoman laughed complacently, she deliberately made the fat-thin brothers lose face in public just because she disliked them; their unseemly looks irked her, which was their fault.

Everyone said, "The madam’s son and daughter are truly talented, both beautiful and gifted at such a young age."