Rebirth: I have Monopoly System

Chapter 160: Chapter 160: Malatang

Wu Yun’s words made all the girls look at Wen Meng with envy.

"Den Mother! You guys have already met the parents?" Lai Yi, once again, zeroed in on the key point.

Wen Meng beamed at the memory, the corners of her mouth turned up in a self-satisfied smile, like a little girl who’d just been given candy.

The trunk closed, and the G63’s excellent soundproofing prevented Wu Yun from making out what the others were saying, though they looked to be in the middle of an excited conversation.

A moment later, Wen Meng slid into the driver’s seat. She stretched lazily, then pressed the seat memory button to adjust it to her saved position.

Wu Yun took a bottle of water from the cup holder, twisted off the cap, and handed it to Wen Meng.

"I wanted to come see you guys dance, but practice was already over by the time I got here. Such a bummer!"

Wu Yun took back the water bottle, which now bore the imprint of Wen Meng’s lipstick, and took a huge gulp.

Seeing his expression, Wen Meng licked her lips and said seductively, "Junior! How about I give you a private performance tonight? The kind where I’m only wearing sheer gauze!"

As she spoke, she performed a few fluid dance moves with her upper body, looking utterly tempting.

’There’s no way Wu Yun is the type to just watch and not act.’ He wrapped an arm around Wen Meng’s neck, lowered his head, and kissed her.

"Junior! It’s all your fault! The others have probably already gotten there by now."

Wen Meng aimed the air vent at her skirt, then fastened her seatbelt, started the car, and, with her right hand in a standard grip on the gearshift, put the car into Drive. She carefully pulled out of the parking space.

Seeing how cautiously Wen Meng was driving, Wu Yun laughed. "Don’t be scared, senior! If you wreck the car, we’ll just buy a new one!"

Wen Meng’s voice trembled slightly, unusually high-pitched. "Don’t distract me! I’m more afraid of hitting someone!"

Because Wen Meng really didn’t drive often, it took them twice as long as usual to get to the night market.

Following Wu Yun’s directions, Wen Meng fumbled a few times before finally parking the car in a spot between two other vehicles on the side of the road.

Wu Yun was so frustrated watching her that he wished he could just take over and give her a hands-on lesson in parallel parking.

At a little past nine, the night market was still bustling with activity. The shouts of vendors filled the air, and the lights set up by the stall owners made the market seem vibrant and prosperous.

Wen Meng pulled Wu Yun by the hand through the narrow path.

"This little shop has been our go-to spot for group dinners since our freshman year. It’s run by a couple who are around my parents’ age."

As they walked, Wen Meng continued her introduction, "It’s clean and hygienic, cheap and delicious!"

They arrived at a small shop with a sign that read "Husband and Wife Malatang."

The shop had a single storefront, but it was reasonably wide and deep, spacious enough to fit two four-person tables side-by-side.

There were also some small tables and stools set up outside on the street.

Since the weather was cool, the outdoor tables were already full of customers, who all looked like nearby university students.

Inside, two long, four-person tables had been pushed together to form one large square table.

Wen Meng’s teammates were all seated neatly on stools, chatting and laughing.

When they saw Wen Meng walk in with Wu Yun, the noisy atmosphere at the table quieted down considerably.

Only Lai Yi spoke up loudly, "Den Mother, what were you two doing? It took you forever to drive here! Don’t tell me you had a quickie in the car before you left campus?"

Lai Yi’s outrageous words made everyone burst out laughing.

Wen Meng pulled Wu Yun to sit in the two empty seats next to Lai Yi. She then gave Wu Yun a seductive glance and said smugly to Lai Yi, "Hah! If Wu Yun and I had a round, we’d probably still be back on campus right now~"

"Ooh! Is that true? I don’t believe you!" a girl across from Wen Meng said with a laugh, covering her mouth. But her eyes couldn’t help but sneak glances at Wu Yun’s face.

"Right, right! Yuanyuan’s right! We’ll only know if it’s true if we try him out for ourselves!" Lai Yi said excitedly, and she didn’t look like she was joking.

Wen Meng laughed and scolded them, "You little vixens, do you still want my Wu Yun to introduce you to boyfriends or not? All of you, behave! Junior, let me introduce you to my sisters."

Wen Meng decided to change the subject, afraid that if they kept talking like this, they’d really scare Wu Yun away.

"This is the flirtiest, Sister Ding—oh, no! I mean, senior! Her name is Lai Yi!" Wen Meng said, introducing her to Wu Yun, almost letting Lai Yi’s nickname slip.

Seeing Lai Yi giving Wu Yun the "come-hither" eyes, Wen Meng slapped her on the thigh. "What do you think you’re doing? You want me to buy you something to cool you down?!"

After scolding Lai Yi, she went around the table introducing everyone to Wu Yun, including her roommate, Qin Rui—the one with the small black mole near the corner of her eye—and Chang Yuanyuan, who had made the first joke.

After the introductions were done, the proprietress happened to walk over carrying a large basin of malatang, calling out, "Excuse me, coming through! Food’s here!"

The girls, who had been starving, didn’t hold back. They stood up, bowls in hand, and immediately started grabbing food. The bright red chili oil was enough to make one’s mouth water.

Wu Yun hadn’t been hungry, but seeing all this, he couldn’t help but have a few bites himself.

Two minutes later, another basin of malatang was brought to the table.

"Hey! Xuanxuan! Save me a piece of sausage!"

"Sister Ding! Stop hogging all the meat! You’re gonna take it all!" someone shouted, seeing Lai Yi snag two pieces of beef with her chopsticks.

Wu Yun watched these third-year seniors, somewhat dumbfounded. They were eating as if they’d been starving for days, completely ignoring his presence.

’Whoever said girls are demure when they eat? I want them to stand up and show themselves!’

The chaotic scene only started to calm down when everyone was mostly full.

Chang Yuanyuan took a small sip of her bottled soy milk through a straw, then looked at Wu Yun and laughed. "Ah, sorry about that, junior. We were starving! So we got a little carried away!"

Wu Yun waved his hand, indicating that he didn’t mind.

"What were you all talking about just now? You seemed so happy," Wen Meng asked as she picked up a piece of tripe and dipped it in some sauce.

Lai Yi, sitting next to Wen Meng, put on a fake pout. "What else? We were talking about you! We were saying how you’ve been hiding your handsome man away. You’ve been living off-campus for so long and only now you deign to bring him out for us to see. What, were you afraid we’d steal him from you?!"

"Hey, handsome! Do you have any other juniors who are as good-looking as you? Introduce them to us older sisters! There are five single, available seniors right here!" said Yang Yang from another dorm.

Just as Wu Yun was about to speak, he felt someone’s foot gently rubbing against his calf under the table.

Wu Yun immediately pulled his leg back and sat up straight. "There are plenty of handsome guys! I’m just afraid you all might be too picky for them!"

Everyone’s attributes were laid bare before Wu Yun’s eyes. Only Qin Rui, the one with the small black mole near her eye, had data showing she hadn’t been in a deep relationship with anyone before. Her scores were 85/95/90.

Wu Yun planned to introduce a high-quality girl like her to Gao Qiang, to see if fate would bring them together.

As for why he wouldn’t introduce her to Liu Yongheng?

’It’s better not to let him ruin a good girl.’

"I want a beefy one!"

"I want a handsome one!"

"I want you~ Someone just like you!"