Free Web NovelChapter 1707: Chapter 1709: Eating
In the Heavenly Dynasty, which boasts a five-thousand-year culinary culture, eating and drinking are always the theme of gatherings.
The old man personally took to the kitchen, with Lin Shu, Liang Lan, and Su Luoxue helping out, while Wang Ling, Little Pepper, and Wu Qianmin caused chaos.
The old man wasn’t angry; he chuckled merrily as he watched the commotion.
At his age, he liked peace but enjoyed watching the younger generations make noise.
Finally.
A big table of dishes arrived amid the chaos.
You all know the Tai Chi Diagram, right? Half Yin, half Yang.
That’s how the Lu Family’s dinner table looks now.
On the left are dishes made by the helping group, perfectly colored, scented, and flavored; on the right are dishes made by the chaos group, with all five poisons!
The drinks on the table are also varied: soft drinks, fruit juice, milk, wine, and tea!
At their current level, they’re not eating for the taste but for the feeling!
"Brother, I salute you!" Lu Xiaobu raised his glass to Lu Hongbin and said.
"Alright!" Lu Hongbin laughed heartily.
At this moment, although Lu Hongbin had undergone only three months, he already carried a kind of official authority.
Of course, this guy held an important position in the Dragon Group, and gradually developed official authority!
"Second brother, you’ve become quite sturdy." Lu Xiaobu looked at Lu Wenhuo.
"Why not! Check out these muscles!"
Lu Wenhuo proudly showed off his six-pack.
He’s already deeply absorbed in martial arts.
His single-track emotional intelligence coupled with a definitely high IQ means that once he focuses on a path, his achievements always leap forward!
The martial path is no exception!
Improved training methods and refined power control are his forte.
I heard he’s now a professor at the Martial Arts School!
The Martial Arts School originated from Lu Xiaobu’s ’World Martial Arts’ martial halls and evolved into a school after the revival of Spiritual Energy, managed by Elder Yu!
Recently, they’re preparing to redefine the power system!
"Come on! I can slap dozens like you flying with one hand." Lu Xiaobu sneered, delivering a ’venomous’ blow.
"Xiaobu! Do you believe I’ll have your sister-in-law include some of her own creative dishes in your dinner tonight?!" Lu Wenhuo chuckled sinisterly in retaliation.
Then!
"Ow!"
Lu Wenhuo cried out ghostly, "Ouch! Wife! Ouch! Ouch!"
Lu Xiaobu snickered without responding and turned his gaze to the little girl.
"The little girl is more battle-hardened and beautiful!"
Lu Xiaobu looked at the little girl and sighed.
It’s true what they say about girls changing at eighteen; just three months ago, she seemed just a little girl, but now she’s evidently matured.
Of course, it’s related to her physique; though the Spiritual Energy was absorbed by the dumbass, it still silently nourishes her body.
"Brother!" The little girl called sweetly.
She actually wanted to dart over to him like before.
But growing girls feel shy after all.
"By the way, no dating, right?" Lu Xiaobu narrowed his eyes.
He had heard that kids these days are maturing frightfully fast.
Elementary kids are beginning to engage in romantic affairs.
If he ever found out someone dared to set their eyes on his family’s cabbage, hmm!
Breaking two legs would be lenient!
Upon hearing this topic, not only Lu Xiaobu, but Lu Father, Lu Hongbin, and Lu Wenhuo all set down their chopsticks.
They had all forgotten about this!
"No! No!"
The little girl immediately blushed and waved her hand: "I’m not a silly girl, besides, they wouldn’t dare."
Don’t forget, many in her school are children of the hundred thousand Iron Cavalry.
You see, these guys are normally gentle and refined!
But if forced, especially if someone not looking carefully sets their sight on their princess—the little girl...
Tut tut tut, spectacular!
The principal has been scared several times!
However, everyone got to know that though these kids are young, their actions are more measured than some adults, so they stopped asking questions!
Then, Lu Xiaobu’s gaze turned to the little guy!
"Say Uncle!" Lu Xiaobu handed a candy to his big nephew.
This kid looked tough, clearly old Lu’s breed.
"Doot doot!"
The little guy’s mouth never stopped, and his hands reached for the candy.
"Goodness, others are all courtesy before war, you’re combining them!" Lu Xiaobu laughed heartily.
Then!
His hair got grabbed by the kid’s other hand!
"Goodness, you’re not just combining courtesy and war, you’re leaving nothing out!" Lu Xiaobu laughed again, handing the candy to the kid, letting him savor it.
The whole table laughed at this scene.
It’s been a long time since it was this lively.
This house certainly lacks something without Xiaobu.
Now that Xiaobu’s back, it’s all lively again!
"Here, dumbass." Lu Xiaobu tossed a piece of meat to the dumbass beside him.
The dumbass instantly bit down.
Look, his owner hasn’t forgotten...
Then!
The dumbass’s face visibly turned black: "Pah pah pah! Master, what did you give me to eat?! Do you want your dog’s life?!"
"Nothing, I gave you Little Pepper’s dish! You don’t like it! Then talk to her!" Lu Xiaobu shrugged, acting coyly.
Then!
The dumbass felt all his fur standing on end!
There was killing intent!
"Dumbass, something made by auntie cannot be eaten, you think it’ll kill the dog, huh?!" Little Pepper turned her head, glancing at the dumbass.
"Cough cough cough! So... should I tell the truth or not?!" The dumbass heatedly tested the edge of death.
"What if it’s the truth?" Little Pepper’s eyes squinted.
"Then it’s inedible, eating it kills!" The dumbass staunchly replied.
"Fine, I’ll make another dish, steamed dog meat!" Little Pepper swung around and ran to the kitchen to grab a knife.
The dumbass sprinted off, circling the courtyard!
Indeed, it was chaos and commotion!
"Xiaobu, where have you been these past three months?" Lu Father smiled amiably, watching the antics, and asked.
"I went to a cultivation world; compared to there, ours is just a small world, and there are countless worlds like ours!" Lu Xiaobu replied.
"Really? So... won’t we be invaded?" Lu Father’s concern rose.
He learned the law of the jungle well in his lifetime!
"Oh, no worries, Dad. You don’t know, we don’t need to fear their invasion; know what they call our small world? The Demon Realm! They’re worried we’ll invade them!" Lu Xiaobu laughed.
"Really?!" Lu Father found it hard to believe; how’s that possible?
The others also were puzzled, finding it unbelievable.
"You don’t know; I even saw Bai Qi, Li Bai..."
As Lu Xiaobu spoke, everyone at the table intently listened, showing harmony and joy!
"Oh no!"
Only the dumbass, mesmerized, got slashed by Little Pepper!
