Free Web NovelChapter 1705: Chapter 1707: Did You Give Away Your IQ?
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear; the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown...
This statement is very true.
In ancient times, humans feared fire, until they mastered it, and fire became something that always accompanied humanity.
Ancient humans feared lightning as if it were a divine punishment, until they captured it through science, and it became something that interrupts sleep in people’s conversations.
Such is history, always repeating.
However, no matter how much one conquers the unknown, there always must be someone who stands out, to master fire, to capture lightning.
And now Lu Xiaobu is that person who masters fire and captures lightning.
If ordinary people heard about the existence of a new world, especially one filled with deities who fly and traverse freely, their first reaction would definitely be fear!
They fear being invaded, fear being slaughtered.
However, Lu Xiaobu is not an ordinary person, and neither are the ten thousand Iron Cavalry!
Those who have been following Lu Xiaobu in his climb, upon hearing about a world filled with monsters and cultivators, show not fear, but excitement!
"Ladies and gentlemen, are you willing to follow me into a world filled with monsters, to open up new territories?!"
Lu Xiaobu’s voice wasn’t loud, it was even rather steady.
However, the response was like a roar from the mountains and seas: "We are willing! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"We are willing! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"We are willing! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"We are willing! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"..."
A group of programmers, white-collar workers, security guards, and cleaners from before the spiritual energy revival, now seem like a real Iron Cavalry!
They want to break through city walls, crush mountains, and wield the iron horse and golden spear!
They wouldn’t even consider what’s right or wrong, whether there is justice or not.
Their justice is the man before them, their right and wrong is whether he likes it or not!
It’s hard to imagine that in today’s era, there actually appears such a person, someone who seems mentally unstable, who shouldn’t even appear!
And it’s not just one, it’s ten thousand!
No, it should be said that only in this era, this era at the beginning of the spiritual energy revival, can such people be born.
Once time goes on, once everyone gets acquainted, these thoughts might slowly fade away!
Heroes shape the times, and the times shape heroes.
Truth is stranger than fiction!
"Alright! Hahaha! Then let’s each prepare!" Lu Xiaobu laughed heartily: "But, I won’t take you all at once, we’ll take it slow!"
"Yes!"
The ten thousand Iron Cavalry were in no hurry.
They knew their young master’s peculiar nature best.
Though he claimed not to be in a hurry, the most excited and anxious was probably him, so they didn’t need to rush!
"Then continue, I’m going home for a bit." Lu Xiaobu stretched lazily: "See, for you, I haven’t even gone home, almost like Yu the Great controlling the waters, passing by his home three times without entering!"
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone laughed heartily.
Lu Xiaobu left, and the Lu Group was once again invigorated, bustling with activity!
Opening up new territories!
This term has fascinated countless people to sacrifice everything from ancient times to the present, and they are in that situation now!
"Young Master, Uncle Lu and the others are at the base." Liang Lan said to Lu Xiaobu.
"En, I know." Lu Xiaobu nodded, then turned to look at something not far away: "I’ve always wanted to ask, who brought that mythical creature here?"
Liang Lan followed his gaze and laughed: "Young Master, that’s dumbass! You didn’t recognize it for the past three days, did you?!"
"Dumbass?" Lu Xiaobu stared blankly at the massive lump lying on the ground and said dumbfounded: "I thought it was brought here to eat, but I’ve waited three days and haven’t seen it slaughtered! Turns out it’s dumbass?! How did it get so big?!"
Dumbass had originally heard Lu Xiaobu finally notice him and was about to show off.
After all, regardless of how much he was usually insulted, he was his true master, and a master is still a master!
However.
He had just stood up when he heard Lu Xiaobu’s comments about waiting to eat him.
At that moment, his rage made the Three Corpse Gods jump!
"I want to revolt today!"
Dumbass howled and charged over, opening his stinky mouth, ready to bite Lu Xiaobu!
Then!
In mid-air...
"Smack!"
Lu Xiaobu grabbed his forearm-thick tail...
Then!
"Smack!"
He flipped it and smashed it on the ground!
Then again!
A perfect arc was drawn in mid-air, smashing into the other side of the ground!
And then!
"Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!"
Only to see dumbass’s massive body drawing arcs mid-air and constantly colliding with the ground!
"Ouch! Mama! No, Master! Daddy! I was wrong! Wrong! Spare me! I had a cramp in my brain! I drank too much last night!"
Dumbass wailed incessantly mid-air!
He really hadn’t intended to bite hard, just to demonstrate a bit!
Dog owners all know that in general circumstances, dogs never bite their owners hard, they merely hold them lightly!
This dumbass master, no—this dumbass owner, also no—this owner of a dumbass...
It all seems wrong!
Forget it!
How did this master take it seriously!
However!
His plea for mercy had just been uttered!
"You learned to drink too!?"
Lu Xiaobu raised an eyebrow!
Then!
"Smack smack smack smack smack!"
Another round!
Dumbass wished he could die!
How did he forget about this, his legitimate master wasn’t aware of it!
Plead again! There’s nowhere to turn!
However, he didn’t dare to plead in human language anymore!
Using dog language, he barked, intending to show his attitude was good enough, lest he inadvertently slip about the smoking too.
As he thought, he barked: "Woof woof woof!"
Thinking about smoking made him bark in dog language...
And then!
"Ding dong ding dong ding dong!"
A pit bull and a Tibetan mastiff ran in from outside!
One held a cigar in its mouth, the other a fire lighter shaped like a chew toy!
Instantly!
Still in mid-air, dumbass felt as if struck by a thunderbolt on a clear day straight on his dog head!
"Dumbass!"
Lu Xiaobu’s voice changed.
"Gulp!" Dumbass swallowed hard: "Uhm...Master, uh, can you believe it wasn’t mine?!"
"You think I believe you?" Lu Xiaobu sinisterly smiled.
"Hehe, hehe, hehe..." Dumbass awkwardly laughed: "I..."
"You? Go to hell!" Lu Xiaobu raised his voice by eight degrees!
Then!
"Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!"
In the repeated collisions between dumbass’s dog head and the ground, he pondered life—dog life—whether he inadvertently gave away his IQ along with absorbing spiritual energy?!
