Chapter 985: Chapter 985: The Mad Beauty
Gu Xiaozhan was at a loss for words.
It turns out this woman, even when drunk, is still quite sharp-tongued, leaving him speechless.
"You say I rely on you with my mouth and say I like you with my mouth?" Mu Anhan pushed her luck, "Should I use my ass to tell you?"
Gu Xiaozhan frowned: "Why are you being so crude?"
"Ha ha..." Mu Anhan snorted sarcastically, "Do you know why women become shrews after being married for a long time?"
Gu Xiaozhan really didn’t know. He had seen her usually being both sly, smart, and adorable; he didn’t expect her to have such a fiery side.
"Because of men!" Mu Anhan poked his forehead again, "Do men think, ’The wife is the one I married, I can do whatever I want’? Before marriage, she’s a Fairy; but Fairies don’t partake in worldly affairs, and once a woman gets a taste of the mortal world, forget being a shrew—she can even become someone like Zhang Fei."
Gu Xiaozhan was amused and exasperated—what kind of metaphor is this?
Sure enough, talking to a drunk woman is hopeless.
"Hubby, do you want to see me act like Zhang Fei?" Mu Anhan suddenly showed interest.
"No way!" Gu Xiaozhan replied decisively.
"But I insist!" She pouted.
Gu Xiaozhan sneered, "I dare you!"
Mu Anhan ignored him; she grabbed a nearby microphone, using it as an axe, holding it in her hand: "Brother, it’s me, Yide! Let’s go kill Cao Cao!"
Gu Xiaozhan: "..."
This person is very drunk and totally wild!
However, she said she only likes him, so what else can he do but spoil her?
"Brother, brother, where’s Cao Cao?" She pulled at his arm and asked.
Gu Xiaozhan thus became Uncle Liu, and he resignedly accepted this new role.
"Han Han..."
"No, you should call me Third Brother."
Gu Xiaozhan’s hand landed directly on her little butt, "Addicted, are we?"
"May I ask, brother, what did I do wrong for you to spank my butt?" She imitated Zhang Fei’s tone perfectly.
Gu Xiaozhan thought it was hopeless to squabble with a drunkard, "What’s the matter with you clinging to brother like this? That old Cao Mengde, we’ll take care of him sooner or later!"
"I like brother!" She immediately clumsily replied.
Gu Xiaozhan felt helpless; brother wants to smack you very much right now!
"Brother, how about we visit a brothel?" "Zhang Fei" suggested.
"You seem itching for trouble!" Gu Xiaozhan saw how wild and unrestrained she was, guessing that once the alcohol took effect, she completely let herself loose.
She tugged at his arm insistently: "Brother, let’s go! I heard there are so many pretty girls, all fresh as daisies..."
Before she could finish, he was already kissing her lips.
If she keeps talking, she’ll really drive him mad.
"Brother, why are you eating my mouth?" She was somewhat furious, "We are both men, how can you do such a thing? What will sister-in-law think once she finds out?"
Gu Xiaozhan picked her up and headed to the parking lot.
Better take her home to role-play than have her go crazy here.
Lie Huo drove while they were in the back seat.
"Why is the carriage so fast?" She muttered.
Gu Xiaozhan was amused and irritated at the same time, "Taking you home to whip you."
"What did I do wrong?" She asked with righteous indignation.
"Drinking." He looked at her.
"That’s just showing grandeur, is brother jealous because you can’t hold your liquor?" She raised her snowy neck, looking quite impressive.