Free Web NovelChapter 336: Chapter 207: Buy One, Get One Free—Unbeatable Men’s Clinic Deals! (Part 2)
Wang Dachui waved his hand dismissively, interrupting her, "Money’s not an issue for me, don’t worry about it. Just make the arrangements when the time comes."
The viewers in the livestream finally understood what was going on after hearing this.
"Ah, see, I told you his wife puts up with him despite no sex life. It has to be because of money or love!"
"People who wear clothes like that aren’t poor! Coders might look a bit shabby on the outside, but they do have money."
"Why does this hospital look a bit off to me? Brother Sect Leader, tell him, there’s a men’s hospital here that’s legendary for circumcision. I can take him there!"
"Hey, you! You’re scheming so loudly that I can hear you through the screen! I see you’re over a thousand kilometers from Z City, are you desperate to earn a referral fee?"
"But honestly, this hospital is definitely not very proper. Even for a private hospital, it should be mostly the same as a public one and not this outrageous."
Looking around, the entire hall didn’t resemble a hospital, but more like a business venue.
Ning An didn’t bother to remind anyone.
The system panel set a price, so Wang Dachui should face the consequences himself.
Besides, in a moment when the seductive nurse outfit makes its appearance, it might be torture or pleasure for him.
The front desk nurse carefully supported Wang Dachui, as if afraid of damaging the God of Wealth, slowly accompanying him to see the doctor.
Meanwhile, another nurse with an impressive figure smiled at Ning An and said:
"Sir, would you like to give it a try too? We have a special promotion here, buy one get one free—a great deal."
This thing offers buy one, get one free?
Ning An was speechless and immediately waved his hand, refusing, "No, no, I’m just here with him, I’m fine myself."
"Uh..."
Upon hearing this, the nurse’s smile became forced and she left directly.
She thought Ning An was like the person she talked to earlier, wealthy.
Which is why she bothered to ask.
Once the nurse left, the livestream viewers were laughing hysterically.
"There’s something about this hospital, buy one get one free circumcision, fiercer than supermarket discounts!"
"Honestly, if that’s the case, I’d definitely visit this hospital and drag my good bro along!"
"A minimally invasive circumcision typically costs one to two thousand, but with a buy one get one free, taking your good brother along saves money and provides someone to chat with—great value!"
"Brother Sect Leader, what are you waiting for? Go for it!"
"Exactly, save a thousand or two, don’t take it for granted."
Seeing the nonsense from the livestream viewers, Ning An rolled his eyes.
Not only wasn’t he functional, a small piece of skin and flesh wasn’t enough to restrict him, and this hospital sends a phenomenally attractive nurse to care for you—who could resist that?
Soon, the nurse returned, poured a cup of tea for Ning An in a disposable paper cup, instructed him to wait and not wander around, and then left again.
Not long after Ning An sat down, Wang Dachui and a male doctor came from the end of the corridor.
"Mr. Wang, rest assured, based on my examination, your ’buddy’ is one of the best in terms of hardness and length in my seven or eight years of practicing."
"Rest assured with our hospital’s equipment, it’s among the best in Z City, and in just a few minutes that foreskin won’t hold back your formidable ’buddy’ anymore, giving your wife a big surprise!"
Wang Dachui felt more relieved as he listened and immediately decided, "Great, you’ve got a sharp eye! Let’s proceed with the surgery right now!"
The male doctor wore a mask, obscuring his face, but his eyes were curved, "Mr. Wang, you made the right decision."
With that, he waved at a nearby nurse, "Xiaoliu, take Mr. Wang to change into the hospital gown. I’ll prepare the surgical tools."
"Sure, Mr. Wang, this way please."
The little nurse politely assisted Wang Dachui as he went to change clothes on the other side.
After Wang Dachui left, the male doctor called over a nurse again, whispered a few instructions, then headed out to prepare for surgery.
Although a bit far, Ning An had sharp senses and heard everything:
"This patient was staring at Xiaotao’s legs earlier, he must be a leg man. Arrange for Xiaotao to take care of him."
"Have her wear stockings, not too dark, moderately seductive but not too overboard."
"By the way, remind her, teetering on the edge is fine, but absolutely no actual progress. We must follow the rules."
Ning An heard every word without missing a bit and chuckled at the last line, "So they have... morals then."
Earlier, Ning An checked online and found that this is a minimally invasive, quick circumcision, taking less than half an hour.
And private hospitals like this, for higher profits, would use the best medical methods, laser cutting, with lower risks, and the surgery finishes in under ten minutes.
"A thought can be heaven, a thought can be hell."
Ning An wasn’t in a hurry; he sat there watching the time, waiting for the show to begin.
Roughly ten minutes later, the surgery was done.
It was successful, with no unnecessary events, and Wang Dachui was wheeled out of the operating room and into a ward.
Seeing this, the viewers of the livestream felt deceived.
"Wait, it’s all done and there’s nothing interesting to see!"
"I’ve been waiting, and I didn’t see any scoop, could it really be buy one get one free, the Little Daoist couldn’t resist a freebie too?"
"Good idea! If there are no interesting stories, we’ll make Brother Sect Leader have it done too, so he plants a story for us!"
"Haha, if the Little Daoist is willing to do it, even if the hospital doesn’t offer it free, I’d pay for it myself!"
The livestream viewers were chirping away, their tone tinged with slight disappointment.
They thought there would be drama, just like before.
So even though Ning An hadn’t specified, they eagerly anticipated some juicy action, but now Wang Dachui’s circumcision was done without any story—what a waste of expectation.
Ning An looked at the barrage of comments and smiled brightly, "Why are you all in such a hurry? Ever heard of the saying, good things come to those who wait?"
"The real show is just about to begin."
Glancing at the time, Ning An slowly got up, patted himself down, picked up his phone, and sauntered towards Wang Dachui’s ward.
Since Ning An had initially helped Wang Dachui, the medical staff assumed he was a friend, so they didn’t stop him.
As he reached the ward, he glanced inside and was taken aback!
A single bed, a private bathroom, a small balcony outside, and across from the bed was a television.
"This isn’t a ward; it’s practically hotel-grade." freewebnøvel.com
Ning An muttered to himself, adjusting the angle of his livestream setup.
At this moment, Wang Dachui was excitedly grabbing the earlier doctor, "Doctor, do you mean this is natural for me?"
The doctor pushed his glasses, gently pushing away Wang Dachui’s hand while subtly stepping back a bit, "Mr. Wang, quit joking with me. No bee could cause that kind of swelling."
Afraid Wang Dachui didn’t believe him, the male doctor emphasized, "I thoroughly examined you; there are no signs of swelling, nor any bee sting marks. I can confidently tell you, Mr. Wang, your buddy is naturally like that; a bee couldn’t cause this!"
"Hehe, doctor, I was just teasing you, thanks so much."
The male doctor shook his head, having seen such antics numerous times—just showing off their buddy. He wasn’t falling for it.
"Mr. Wang, shortly, a dedicated nurse will take care of your needs and help with any issues you face."
Wang Dachui was too excited to hear anything the doctor said at this point, just nodding stiffly in suppressed excitement.
"This foreskin really does cause so much trouble."
The male doctor sighed and left briskly.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
Once the doctor was gone, Wang Dachui punched the air, roaring in a release of years of inferiority and reluctance!
"I’m no loser; I’m naturally built this way! I’m 18 cm, and I’ll have you all over me, crying and hoarse, singing ’Conquer,’ mwahaha!"
