My Restaurant's Guests are All Abnormal

Chapter 453: Chapter Three Hundred and Thirteen: Oh God Dragon, My Wish is for Five More Wishes!

"I didn’t expect you to have seen it too." Chen Ze’s mouth twitched, feeling that he’d made a mistake. That is, thinking that for Betty, an internet-addicted girl, being familiar with the Super Captain meme from Tieba was a very normal thing.

Now, Betty was even more versed in various internet memes than Chen Ze. After all, he had been busy learning cooking skills and spending time with Lafra lately and didn’t have as much time to keep up with memes.

"Naturally~ I even thought you, Manager, were going to dabble in the ’Fanxue.’" Betty said proudly, her tail swishing.

"Fan... What’s ’Fanxue’?" Chen Ze was a bit confused. If it were about ’Liu Xue,’ he would have known.

It originated from the sayings of teacher Lixiaolong—a public figure—such phrases like, "This latter half of the year, success in both sports and arts" or "You need to apologize to all the Chinese people."

Even bright studies—Chen Ze knew that one. It referred to Huang Xiaoming’s sayings.

"Hehehe, if Manager doesn’t know, never mind," Betty said with a smile that crinkled her eyes.

Chen Ze was somewhat speechless, giving Betty a blank look before turning back to continue making his mango mousse.

"Betty! Another... *hic*... four glasses of Thunderbrew Lager!" Fei Shu called out, this time with a bit of drunkenness in his tone.

Chen Ze stood expressionless in the kitchen. His mood could be described as pretty bad. He looked at the cupboard full of mango mousses and sighed.

"Bro, a hundred, yeah, a hundred! Not a single trigger; it’s really enough!" Chen Ze was about to vomit. He’d made a hundred mango mousses, but the System’s prompt was as belated as a bank’s message on payday.

This anxious mood was making Chen Ze extremely irritable.

But as creatures adept at making excuses for themselves...

"I’ll make ten more, I don’t believe it won’t trigger!"

"Ten more!"

Simply put, Chen Ze was being stubborn. He decided to gamble on the probabilities, thinking maybe the next one would be the one.

As a result, this gamble lasted until 6:30 in the afternoon.

Chen Ze stared blankly at the mango mousses before him, too apathetic to count just how many there were. He only knew that his barrels of lager had been drained twice over, and Fei Shu had even pulled out a tricked-out portable toilet.

"...478...488...498..." Chen Ze counted to himself. Great, any moment now and he would hit five hundred.

"I’m damned if I keep making desserts after achieving the Ghostbuster Moonlight black achievement with this kind of odds!" Chen Ze was enraged. He seriously wanted to drag out the damned System and give it a good thrashing.

But remember, the body has muscle memory, so Chen Ze skillfully made another five portions. freewёbn૦νeɭ.com

[You’ve made five exquisite mango mousses. Dessert making experience increased by 15 points.]

[Dessert Master passive effect triggered.]

[The exquisite mango mousses have gained a Rage effect.]

Chen Ze rubbed his nose, looking at the five mango mousses before him and took a deep breath.

"Are you playing with me!" This was the first time Chen Ze nearly lost his cool.

"Hehe... bro... do you know what the Manager... um... is doing?" Greenwich was completely drunk. Although Thunderbrew Lager wasn’t much stronger than beer, the sheer quantity had done its work.

Betty had silently put on the face mask she had previously requested from Chen Ze. Now the entire restaurant reeked of alcohol, practically suffocating.

"Don’t... don’t know... Next time... I’ll capture a dragon for you... to show you..." Fei Shu also slumped on the table. He felt as light as air, like he was soaked in alcohol.

For some reason, Fei Shu suddenly remembered a saying he had heard before he had traveled through time.

"You guys know, in Huaxia, there’s a type of alcohol called infused liquor, like bayberry wine, and I’ve heard there’s even one made with poisonous snakes, called snake wine!" Who said that? Fei Shu couldn’t remember anymore.

"Truly...terrifying!" Fei Shu couldn’t recall who said this either.

But according to Huaxia’s tradition of infused liquor, does what he did count as infused liquor? If it does, what should his own be called?

Skeleton-infused liquor?

"Hehehe~" Fei Shu laughed, sounding like an idiot.

"Buddy... next time I... I’ll bring you Electric Dragon Meat!" Greenwich said, patting the toilet beside him, his face flushed with red.

Chen Ze’s mouth twitched as he poked his head out to have a look, wondering if these two were reincarnations of alcoholics.

"Gentlemen, you really shouldn’t drink any more." Chen Ze, having calmed himself down, came out. He wasn’t worried about Fei Shu, but Greenwich in this condition...

He was afraid Greenwich might go hug the Wild Boar King like brothers and then offer to slaughter an Electric Dragon to feed it.

"Um...boss, let’s settle the bill..." Fei Shu leaned on the table, his skull turned one hundred and eighty degrees to look at Chen Ze.

"...Alright." Chen Ze was no longer surprised by anything.

Fei Shu fumbled inside his clothes for quite a while but kept pulling out some bizarre items, and finally, he took out a ring and handed it to Chen Ze.

"What’s this?" Chen Ze did not take it, as he felt that it looked somewhat familiar.

"A ring... for making wishes upon stars... to you... for the bill..." Fei Shu slumped on the table, with no passive effect to restrain his emotions, he was completely drunk.

Chen Ze’s mouth twitched again; he really hadn’t expected Fei Shu to give him this item, but he accepted it and held it in his hand.

[Item Name: A Ring for Making Wishes Upon Stars]

[Item Grade: Divine Artifact]

[Number of Uses: 2/3]

[Effect: Make a wish upon the stars, most wishes can come true, if related to world-class items, then ineffective]

[Note: I... I wish I could travel freely to the movie world! You ask what I want to do? Hehehe, dear Bodo teacher, here I come]

Chen Ze’s mouth twitched again, he had a strong suspicion that the ring was being cheeky.

"This is... mine!" Greenwich took out a helmet and a chest plate from the bag behind him, handing them to Chen Ze.

Chen Ze’s eyes lit up immediately, wasn’t this the Rathalos Armor Set?

Chen Ze joyfully accepted them, put on the helmet and immediately felt his vision was limited, then he donned the armor, nice and heavy.

But...this is a melee set, isn’t it?

Chen Ze tentatively picked up the Fire Dragon Bow.

"Clatter" Watching the Rathalos Armor Set automatically fall to the floor, Chen Ze’s mouth twitched.

"Sigh, well, having them is better than not having them." Chen Ze shook his head, then took these items to the second floor.

After seeing off Fei Shu and Greenwich, the restaurant quieted down once again, with Betty busily cleaning up, unable to stand the smell of alcohol.

"Hey, Boss, have you finished the Sorrow Sake from last time?" An old regular walked in.