Free Web NovelChapter 83: How Not To Be A Man 101
Looking at the package in his hands, Nimrod grew excited. One of his favorite things is when he receives free gifts from others, especially from an admirer.
Nimrod saw the delicate wrapping on the package, and a thought struck him. This package smelled just like Ruby Valentine. From the few times he has met her, he would always try to memorize that woman’s smell.
Many women would call memorizing their smell perverted behavior, but what does Nimrod care about what others think? He is someone who always gets what he wants.
Taking a deep whiff of the scent, Nimrod was sure that this was Ruby’s fragrant smell. Nimrod took a second deep whiff and said, "Ahhh, yeah!"
As his body shook in pleasure from the smell, Stewart Carl heard this perverted cry from the prince and backed away a few steps in fear. Prince Nimrod is not going to try and pounce on him again, is he? ƒreewebɳovel.com
For some reason, whenever Nimrod becomes drunk, he has a tendency to hit on any man in his vicinity, sometimes outright attacking them.
When Nimrod sobers up in the morning, he will play his actions the night before off as him thinking the men he hit on were actually hairy and burly women. But Stewart Carl was not so sure; he did not want to be one of Prince Nimrod’s victims that mysteriously disappear after an incident like that.
But what Nimrod and Stewart Carl don’t know is this is something that both Nimrod and his father, King Samuel Bloodsworn, both do when they get wasted. freёwebnoѵel.com
Their victims always disappear because they are receiving years of intensive therapy for the things that these two idiots said to them. There may even be a secret organization dedicated to helping these creeped-out men.
Nimrod carefully opened up the package. Inside, he saw some strange green liquid and green tea leaves along with it. Nimrod was surprised and said, "I knew that Ruby cared about me. The things that Kathy said about those two secretly being in love with me and only staying by Fate’s side to help kill him must be true."
Nimrod took out the items and gave them to Stewart Carl. Stewart Carl could only sigh at his young master’s stupid ideas, but he did not dare to say anything because the last advisor the prince had who contradicted him disappeared, never to be seen again.
Nimrod looked at Stewart Carl and said with a deep smile, "Stewart Carl, please make me some tea with this water and tea leaves."
Stewart Carl silently did as he was asked and returned a few minutes later with this suspicious green tea. Nimrod took the tea and began to sip it slowly.
"Hmm, Stewart Carl, this tea has a very mild mildew taste. With a salty afterglow that makes me want to taste more. It tastes a lot like the tea that you make from Maria and Kathy for me every night. This will definitely make it into the top ten of my all-time favorite teas."
Shortly after Nimrod began to enjoy his tea, Maria and Kathy returned, smelling mildly better and with a fresh set of clothing.
Maria smelled the odor of hot tea in the air, then seeing what Nimrod was drinking, she said, "Nimrod, you are not drinking our bathwater again, are you? I told you already that we have to wait until we are married before I will allow you to bathe with me or drink our bathwater."
Kathy nodded her head in agreement as she said to Nimrod, "Yeah, Nimrod, we have already spoken to you about not being such a simp. I recognize those ’tea’ leaves as well, Nimrod. I don’t want to see you doing something like this again."
If Fate and Ruby were here to see this and saw how Nimrod regularly drinks Kathy and Maria’s bathwater, Fate would personally send him a special book he wrote back on Earth entitled **SIMP Addiction Recovery 101: A Guide to Recovery for Weak Men Who Need to Buy a Woman’s Bathwater in Order to Feel Loved**.
Fate’s book was an international best-selling phenomenon that helped simps all over the world recover from their unrealistic dreams about women.
Nimrod looked at Kathy and Maria in front of him and said seriously, "Ahh, no wonder I enjoyed this tea so much. It’s just like some of my other favorite teas that you help me make, Maria. This was personally sent to me by Ruby. Now I know that you were telling me the truth about how much she cares for me in secret. After all, how can a woman not care for you if she sends you her bathwater?"
At this moment, a suspiciously sexy-shaped shadow hiding in the ceiling almost fell flat on her face when she heard this statement. This member of the Blood Maidens could not wait to tell her mistress about this development. This prince brings the word "cringe" to surprising new levels.
The Blood Maiden thought that she better get a little revenge on Prince Nimrod on behalf of her master. So a small amount of undetectable powder was dispersed into the air of this dining room, all for these four people to breathe in.
Hearing Nimrod’s statement, Kathy had a hateful look on her face as she said, "So what if those bitches like you or even love you, Nimrod? They must be made to pay for the way they have humiliated me and, by extension, my mother. After all, if you want to get your hands on my mother like you said, then give me her title. Nimrod, you will need to come up with a plan to humiliate those bitches for what they have done to me."
Nimrod smiled and humored Kathy by saying with a mouthful of lies, "Kathy, I promise you that they will definitely pay for what they have done to the both of you."
Kathy and Maria nodded, seemingly satisfied with his promise. But something that no one seems to have realized yet is that Nimrod never keeps his promises, even to his own father.
Like all of the money that went missing, he simply said that Fate Grimsever stole it all. His father already hated that kid. So, as a result of this lie, his father has sent him more military and financial aid.
Even now, Nimrod was plotting a way to take more benefits for himself from all of the allies who want Fate dead. His biggest gain from all of this is this delicious tea and the knowledge that Ruby, and by extension, Amara, are secretly in love with him.
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