Free Web NovelChapter 67: Here Comes NAO-WACH Pt. 2
One of the female guards looked at this broke man and sneered, saying,
"I certainly would not be caught dead dating a broke loser like you."
All of the dozens of other female guards present nodded in agreement.
Then suddenly, all of the single, lonely men present that were currently paying their loitering/shit-talking tax fell to the ground as the rejection from such beautiful women broke not just this man’s delusions about dating one of these very attractive but highly eccentric female guards but also the dreams of every man present. Their entire world collapsed in front of them.
But one of these desperate men looked at this female guard and said,
"You really would not consider dating a broke man like me?"
These supermodel guards sneered at this question. When the guard that this man was talking to was about to respond, a cry behind them echoed out into the street.
"Haaannnkkk Gunderson, what did you say? How dare a married man ask another woman out? Are you trying to cheat on me again? Didn’t I beat this idea out of you last time? Did you take money out of my cookie jar again too? I make that money myself selling cookies to my fellow street aunts while their husbands are out trying to cheat on them every day instead of getting a job."
The city guards, who knew better than to interfere in a mad wife and cowering husband dispute, stepped aside to see a giant woman wearing an apron covered in flour walk onto the scene. Behind her came a giant group of similarly dressed wives, all with large wooden rolling pins in their hands.
*Whack*
The lead housewife smacked her hand with her rolling pin. This sound made both the city guards and the husbands present here jump in fright. Sir Moo-Rlboro and Sir Cut-n-Run wisely scooted out of the way of these angry housewives. They may like to fight, but even they would not dare to mess with an angry wife with an attitude.
The man named Hank looked at his fat wife and regretted his life choices. But he was a married man with kids now, so he had obligations. Putting a fawning look on his face, Hank said to his wife,
"Fran, what are you doing out here looking for me? Aren’t you supposed to be at a meeting with NAO-WACH, the National Alliance Of Women Against Cheating Husbands? You should be busy selling more cookies to the wives there."
Fran walked up to Hank.
*Bonk*
Hank cried out, "Ahh, Fran, why did you hit me?"
*Bonk* *Bonk*
Fran smiled and said, "Hank Gunderson, you dare to try to flirt with another woman again? And with your friends present too? When someone told me you were here causing trouble in the peanut gallery again, my fellow members of NAO-WACH and I came over here to check up on our loser husbands. Then what do we see you doing? Trying to ask if these women are interested in you. As per the laws of NAO-WACH, I’m required to give you three bonks on the head with the housewife weapon of authority, my rolling pin."
Hank cowered in fear of his wife as she loomed over him imposingly. Then he said the only thing he could say to his wife, "Honey, you look so beautiful today. How about you let me get up off the ground now and I will take you out to eat." fгeewebnovёl.com
*Bonk*
Fran, with an angry shout, said, "So you admit it, you little wretch. You did steal my cookie jar money. How else can you and your loser friends think of cheating on me with these beautiful little sisters, since you are always broke anyway? I’m the only one supporting this family. Now you use my own money to try and bribe me into letting this go. I don’t think so."
The city guards actually felt kind of happy being referred to as little sisters by this caring woman, Fran Gunderson. Still cowering on his knees, Hank looked up at his wife and said a flat-out lie,
"No, honey, I did not take your cookie money. It must have been the kids again. Fran, you know how our daughter likes to cause mischief, even if she is already seventeen years old. It was either her or our son. He is only nine years old and probably does not know any better."
Fran began to shake in anger as she raised her rolling pin for a fifth time. As she was about to hit her husband, he screamed out loud,
"Ok, ok, Fran, I admit it. I took the money to flirt with some women. But I would never cheat on you. I only wanted to go to the courtesan quarter of the city to have a meal with a few beautiful women around me. Is it really so bad for a husband to look for a potential concubine?"
*Bonk*
"Oww!"
Fran, now enraged, said to her husband, "There is no problem with that when the man can support a concubine, but you can’t unless you steal my baking money."
Hearing this, even Fate nodded his head in agreement. He can support a lot of wives, so for him, this is no problem. Except that all of his wives seem even richer than he is, if that is even possible.
Hank looked at his wife with five bumps on his head now and said in a submissive voice, "I’m sorry, Fran. It is not easy outside of the house these days. Temptation is everywhere. What do you expect me to do? I’m just a married man with two kids who wants to have some guilt-free fun."
Fran, now even more angry, looked at her fellow housewives and members of NAO-WACH around her and said, "You see, ladies? I told you it was a good idea to form our own local Chapter of NAO-WACH in order to keep an eye on our husbands. As members of this prestigious organization, we will uphold high moral standards by giving our husbands a few bonks on the head if they don’t want to get a job."
Then Fran looked at the rest of Hank’s friends and said with her massive rolling pin in her hand, "All of you were probably going with Hank to the courtesan quarter, right?"
At this moment, the rat, who was actually an undercover priest of the church but also Hank’s friend who liked to enjoy the feminine wiles of the courtesan quarter, decided to speak up in Hank’s defense.
"My lady, Hank was just going to have some innocent fun. We only stopped here on our way to see this priest tragically beat up for no apparent reason."
*Bonk*
"Oww, why did you hit me, Fran?"
Fran looked at this rat man who liked to manipulate her stupid husband into getting into trouble. Fran and her fellow housewives are not dumb. They are on to this loser and his real agenda of trying to throw dirt on the public’s opinion of Duke Fate Grimsever.
Looking at this rat, Fran said, "You little rat, don’t think for one moment that your actions are not known to the wives of NAO-WACH. We have loyal housewives in every corner of this city keeping an eye on what church rats like you are doing to stir up public opinion. How dare you involve our stupid husbands? Then try to lure them into going to the courtesan quarter with you. We wives already have enough trouble keeping our men from wandering astray. Now you losers are trying to cause us problems. We, the wives of NAO-WACH, will not stand for you corrupting our husbands and taking our baking money."
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