Free Web NovelIn the Scripture Pavilion, Ying Bing stared intently at the scroll, appearing serious and aloof, but her delicate hand clutching the book was slightly curled.
“Hey, you’ve asked the right person for this.”
“But I didn’t ask, and who said betrothal... betrothal requires a wedding night?”
Ying Bing’s learning materials were all from a certain upright gentleman, so she knew nothing about this aspect.
But she wasn’t some childish ghost.
So, Qin Yuzhi looked at Shang Qinqing next to her.
“That’s right, betrothal means you have to consummate the marriage! Our ancestors have all done it this way.”
“No one understands the wedding night better than I do. I’m the authority, listen to me.”
The Great Shang’s god in charge of marriages nodded solemnly, and the moment she spoke, her words were a betrayal of her ancestors. freёwebnovel.com
Well, although Shang Qinqing tried hard to manage her expressions, her wildly upturned lips had already betrayed her.
What if it went against the ancestors? People’s lives! I want to see people’s lives!
Ying Bing pursed her crimson lips, as if she hadn’t heard anything, and continued to flip through the scroll.
However, seeing her gaze fixed, Shang Qinqing and Qin Yuzhi exchanged a look.
“Little Bing’er, could it be that you two have already...”
“...”
Ying Bing still didn’t speak.
But Shang Qinqing narrowed her eyes and breathed a sigh of relief: “Not yet.”
“Hmm, her ear tips are red.” Qin Yuzhi didn’t even need to observe carefully; normally, Little Bing’er wasn’t like this, and it was very obvious when this topic came up.
Upon hearing this, Ying Bing silently let down the dark strands of hair by her ears.
“It’s your first wedding night, you must have no experience, so as the Azure Luan in charge of marriages, I have an obligation to educate you on common sense.”
“I also know a thing or two about this and can offer some advice.”
Qin Yuzhi folded her arms across her chest, looking like an experienced person.
Well, Old Qin hadn’t actually eaten pork, but because she sleepwalked every day, she had seen countless pigs run.
Shang Qinqing decided to start with the basics:
“First, you need to prepare red string, the bride needs to...”
“Be tied up.” Qin Yuzhi’s first words were shockingly bold.
Shang Qinqing: “?”
This touched upon her blind spot of knowledge. Preparing string was for binding the tokens of affection to hang by the bed. Where did you learn the procedure of tying up the bride?
Shang Qinqing didn’t understand, so she could only continue:
“Then it’s time to drink the cross-cupped wine. Oh, and ✪ Nоvеlіgһt ✪ (Official version) for the wedding night, you naturally need to prepare flower candles in advance...”
Qin Yuzhi said matter-of-factly: “Right, it’s best to choose those made from sea spirit dew. They burn at a low temperature, so dripping on the body won’t hurt, and it’s very stimulating.”
Ying Bing: “Huh?”
Han Xianzi rarely showed a bewildered expression; after all, with her Empress’s vision from her previous life, what kind of scene hadn’t she seen?
This scene, she truly hadn’t seen.
Shang Qinqing: “?”
The god in charge of marriages didn’t understand, but she was greatly shocked.
Where did you get this from? Were those things you saw in your dreams proper weddings?
“Yuzhi, where did you see all these things?”
“In the Supreme Emperor’s dreams. He is profoundly authoritative, so it should be quite reliable, right? Is there any problem?”
“...I didn’t expect...”
“Didn’t expect what?”
“Cough, we’ll talk about this next time.” Shang Qinqing suspected that the Hehuan Sect’s methods originated with the Supreme Emperor, but he had been dead for thousands of years, so she still swallowed the thought of ‘he’s so lewd’.
“Your procedures are a bit too advanced; just listen to me.”
“Okay.”
“Next is the main point, Little Bing’er, you must listen carefully, it’s the most important thing for the wedding night!”
Shang Qinqing narrowed her eyes, raising a finger meaningfully.
“That is, how to have a baby!”
Xiao Mo was clearly a novice, and Little Bing’er seemed completely ignorant about this aspect. What if the two gave up halfway? Wouldn’t she have betrayed her ancestors for nothing today?
This kind of thing was not easy to discuss with a man, so she could only guide Little Bing’er.
“Come closer.”
Qin Yuzhi was genuinely curious and leaned in. Ying Bing didn’t move, but she could hear clearly, as Shang Qinqing’s voice wasn’t quiet.
Our Huanshen Sect Leader Qin listened with a flushed Face. Despite her age, she had truly only seen pigs run, never eaten pork. At this moment, she thought of the pork she had seen.
Qin Yuzhi talked for a long time, her throat dry, but then she suddenly paused.
That’s right.
Qin Yuzhi had such a big reaction, so why was Little Bing’er’s Face not red and her heart not pounding?
Although the two often slept together, she would never be mistaken; Little Bing’er was definitely inexperienced.
“Little Bing’er, did you understand?”
“I did.”
“Then why are you reacting like this... did you not understand?” Shang Qinqing asked, puzzled.
Ying Bing tilted her head: “I know, it’s for dealing with hammer treasure. The childish ghost’s learning materials have these; I’ve seen them many times by accident.”
“...”
The words she spoke were clearly understood, but when put together, why didn’t they make sense?
What does it mean to have seen them many times by accident?
Were you intentional or accidental... what is learning?
“And what the hell is hammer treasure... Oh!~~”
Qin Yuzhi reacted.
Shang Qinqing felt a bit of a loss of Face: “Is there anything else Little Bing’er doesn’t understand?”
“There is.”
“Like what? Tell me.”
“It’s just... is getting clothes wet normal?”
Ying Bing had an otherworldly expression, but the words coming out of her mouth became more and more shockingly bold the more she thought about them.
“Huh?” Shang Qinqing was stunned.
“What the hell is getting clothes wet... Oh!~~”
Qin Yuzhi pondered for a moment, then suddenly understood, and her Face flushed even redder.
“???”
Shang Qinqing cleared her throat. To be honest, her scalp felt a little numb, and she was a bit angry and shivering.
Little Bing’er, so pure and cold, has privately... had so many new worlds opened up by Li Mo? How much good gossip had she missed in between? Damn it!
Perhaps she should Dual Cultivate the Dao of Time; she wanted to flow back through the years to see!
The dignified god in charge of marriages actually had no say in this matter, as her beloved was a monk.
The latter half was mostly Qin Yuzhi talking. After recalling, she drew a conclusion based on proportion.
Getting clothes wet was not very normal.
“!”
The boy with a large head let out a sharp roar.
Ying Bing reacted, her clear, serene eyes losing focus a little.
This kind of thing wasn’t normal, and it seemed very shameful, so by asking, Qin Yuzhi and Shang Qinqing both knew... Just as she was speaking, Li Mo came up from the Scripture Pavilion and greeted Xiao Qin.
“Have the betrothal arrangements been made?”
Ying Bing averted her gaze, not daring to meet his eyes at this moment.
“Oh, they’re arranged.”
Li Mo nodded, looking like an upright gentleman: “Let’s discuss the wedding night again.”
“...”
Ying Bing lowered her eyes, glancing at the two people next to her.
So you two discussed it in advance?
“?”
Shang Qinqing and Qin Yuzhi leaned back slightly, and at the same time, they somewhat wanted to give Li Mo a thumbs up.
This truly wasn’t discussed in advance; at most, it was a case of great minds thinking alike.
