Free Web NovelTu Yan's dance must have finished, because applause thundered from all directions, and cheers, as if everyone was on stimulants, were endless. Who knows which gentleman was whistling so skillfully.
It was presumed that Tu Yan's dance moves were extremely beautiful, transporting people to a season of blooming flowers.
Unfortunately, Xiao Li didn't see it, but he wasn't interested anyway.
His face was buried in Han Xianzi's lower abdomen, his breath filled with the scent of the Ice Cube, a refreshing and ethereal orchid fragrance that seemed to linger in his heart with every inhale, making him more and more intoxicated... Li Mo's eyes were a little hazy.
He subconsciously opened his mouth.
Ying Bing, quick as a flash, raised her hand and popped a grape into his mouth, plugging Xiao Li's gaping maw that was about to 'eat' ice.
"Li Mo, you're hungry."
"I'm not hungry."
"Then do you want to be deaf at such a young age?"
"..."
"Switch sides, it's time to... to clean the right side."
Ying Bing's usually cold face was expressionless, her legs slightly together.
"Okay."
Then she watched Li Mo first stand up and then sit on her other side.
Although he had switched ears, his face was still towards her lower abdomen.
Ying Bing: "?"
A moment later, the next performance outside began. It was Shen Niangzi's musical performance, which was so elegant and refined that those not wearing long gowns felt out of place sitting there.
It was also meant to purify the souls of those who had just watched Tu Yan's dance.
The main idea was a mix of 'meat' and 'vegetables'.
But the people under the canopy were purified, but not entirely.
"Don't bite."
"My mouth seems to have a mind of its own; I'll try my best to control it!"
"Then my hands also have a mind of their own."
"Hiss... Be gentle."
Similar words came from inside the carriage.
The calm mood of the crowd, who had just settled down, inexplicably became strange again. What the hell are you doing?
No wonder you haven't shown your faces at the Hundred Flowers Gathering from beginning to end.
In broad daylight, under a clear sky, right at the Emperor's feet!
Is anyone in charge? Where's the organizer?
Oh, the organizer is in the carriage, then it's fine. Endure for a moment and the storm will pass. Surely, at such a proper gathering, they wouldn't dare to be too reckless... But they were wrong.
"It's your turn to lie down."
"I don't need to..."
"It's alright, trust my skills. The one-stop service at Fengyue Small Building was taught by me, so don't worry."
"Then you have to... be gentle."
The techniques of Fengyue Small Building? And a one-stop service?
The crowd, hearing only fragments of conversation, all leaned back slightly, their faces expressing that they had been run over by a carriage wheel.
Yet, the plain carriage was completely blocked, and not a single thing happening inside could be seen, making it impossible for people to focus on the performance.
It's one thing to secretly eat good food, but smacking your lips while eating is really too much!
Just then, a blue-haired girl rushed over, her small eyes scanning for a long time until she finally found the bronze carriage.
Lan Tian was very recognizable, and many people recognized her.
She pattered up to the carriage, knocked on the door, and only then, seeing Li Mo inside cleaning the Ice Cube's ear, did she breathe a sigh of relief.
"Sugar... Sugar Daddy, something's happened."
Li Mo was startled, looking up at her: "What is it?"
Ying Bing breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "Speak slowly."
"I just remembered, my Tide Pearl can only be used once, and I already used it during rehearsal yesterday."
Lan Tian's bewildered face was filled with nervousness.
She was next, which meant she couldn't perform normally.
"In such a short time, even if I had one, I couldn't find it."
Li Mo fell into deep thought.
He wasn't sure if the System had given any investment feedback on this; even if it had, it would take a while to find.
But now it was an emergency.
But after all, what kind of person was Xiao Li? He was a Genius, and after a little thought, he had a solution:
"Lan Tian, your appetite is quite good, isn't it?"
"Uh-huh."
Lan Tian nodded, her expression blank, unsure why Li Mo suddenly brought this up.
"Then you'll go on stage and eat, describing the taste of the food, just like you're at home."
"This... can this work?"
"No problem. Hotpot and barbecue, eat as much as you want. It's a mukbang, and it can also promote the hotpot and barbecue restaurants I plan to open... I'll teach you the details."
The art of mukbang was too advanced even for Dijin, let alone Beihai.
However, as soon as food was mentioned, Lan Tian, the foodie, lost her nervousness, her eyes gleaming. She didn't care if it was reliable or not; her Sugar Daddy told her to do it, so it couldn't be wrong.
She walked onto the stage and immediately set up a hotpot and barbecue grill.
"Family, today we're having spicy hotpot and barbecue."
"First, let's have some garlic. This dark one is sweet garlic, it's especially delicious. I'll have one first... yue--"
"??"
What on earth is this!
Not only were the people present confused, but even the Purple-Robed Eunuch announcing the acts was confused.
Wasn't Lan Tian's performance "Fishing for the Moon in the Sea"?
He had only just announced "Fishing for the Moon," how was the little girl already eating?
It must be said that [N O V E L I G H T] she ate with great relish, practically an Innate mukbang saint, showing off to the entire Dijin audience with delightful sounds.
Below the stage, there was a chorus of swallowing sounds, and the sight whetted people's appetites.
"Someone, serve the meal!"
The officials and nobles under the canopy sent people to order food, and the people in the Outer City began to move their positions to restaurants and eateries.
Everyone planned to eat something.
Xiao Li thought the same. As the people around him gradually started eating, he had already finished cleaning the Ice Cube's ear.
In fact, it was already spotless, so there wasn't much to clean.
However, after he was done, a captivating blush gradually appeared on the fair and translucent ear, as if it had ripened.
He was hungry now.
"Li Mo, it seems we didn't have breakfast."
"I'm a little hungry, what about you?"
"I'm fine."
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So Li Mo said, quietly opening his gaping maw... "Lan Tian is so small, but her appetite is still... Ha~"
Ying Bing suddenly recoiled her neck, as if all her bones had disappeared.
She tried to get up as if electrocuted.
But she lost her balance and fell back into his arms, delivering the 'delicious' thing to the ravenous Xiao Li's mouth. All strength left her body, as if she had melted.
Her eyelashes trembled lightly, her gaze gradually unfocused.
No.
The 'delicious' thing he mentioned, was it... this?
The killer was that he had taught her how to eat.
Her mind was a mess now, yet she also found it strange. In the past, she always had Xiao Li wrapped around her finger; she knew what he was thinking even before he acted.
If it were before, she would have probably noticed Li Mo's childish intentions the moment they arose.
But now, she had been tricked and successfully ambushed.
What exactly was going on?
In her previous life, how many dangerous gazes had been fixed on her, how many treacherous storms had lingered in Gui Palace, yet she had never suffered a loss.
Now, even a childish ghost made her utterly defenseless.
It hadn't been long since her Rebirth, how had she become so careless?
Thinking of this, the Empress Ice Cube couldn't help but look up at him, her deep eyes filled with seriousness:
"First... first stop, I have something to tell you."
"What is it?"
"It's a secret about Human City..." Ying Bing's voice grew softer and softer.
By the end, it was too soft to hear.
Xiao Li ultimately didn't see the resentment and stubbornness in the Ice Cube's eyes, and subconsciously leaned closer.
"This secret is..."
"Hiss!"
Xiao Li was careless and didn't dodge!
