Free Web NovelThe dining table was once very quiet.
This morning, Li Mo made soup dumplings, and the last one was picked up by Ice Cube, and then... it was mercilessly pressed into a bowl of vinegar.
Crunch—crunch—
The soup dumpling let out a desperate and fearful wail, its pure white, translucent skin instantly stained black.
Qin Yuzhi hadn't reacted yet: "Oh, isn't that enough, Little Bing'er? It's almost black from the vinegar."
Crunch... crunch!
Jiang Chulong pursed her lips, seemingly able to imagine how strong the vinegar taste of that soup dumpling would be, and goosebumps rose on her fair neck.
Everyone tilted their heads at a Forty-five-degree angle, gazing at the stars, as if their souls were wandering elsewhere, except for... "Then let's go now."
Xie Xuan sprang to his feet, eager to depart.
"What's your hurry? Brothels don't open this early in the morning."
Li ❀ Nоvеlігht ❀ (Don’t copy, read here) Mo gave him an annoyed look, then lightly coughed:
"As everyone knows, a gentleman like me has no interest in places of ill repute. This is absolutely not for selfish reasons."
"It's just that Xie Xuan's words this morning enlightened me, so I'm simply returning the favor..."
"You're very familiar with the opening hours of brothels."
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Li Mo turned his head.
He saw Ice Cube's eyes glow faintly as she put the vinegar-soaked soup dumpling into her mouth, expressionless.
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Everyone's scalps tingled, and they shrunk their necks.
She can eat something so sour without changing her expression?
What's the difference between that and killing without batting an eye?!
This time, not only the Hengyun Three Heroes, but even Xie Xuan, whose shrewdness was comparable to Senior Brother Xiao Bao, wisely shut his mouth and looked at Xiao Li. freёweɓnovel.com
Wang Qi Dou Hun, how will you deal with this?
But why else would Xiao Li be called a Genius?
A flash of inspiration struck Li Mo's mind!
"Actually, I'm planning to take Ice Cube with me."
Ying Bing: "?"
Everyone: "Huh???"
Not only those at the same table, but even the Dragons of Hidden Potential watching the commotion nearby fell into contemplation, their eyes filled with blankness.
Dude, you're taking the second-ranked beauty on the Hundred Flowers Exquisite Beauty List to a brothel?
The Nine Heavens and Ten Earths now consider Han Xianzi as pure and ethereal as a Fairy, as wise as a god; normal people would want to enshrine her, but you're dragging her to a 'seafood market' and throwing money at other women in front of her?
What kind of move is this?
Who can live longer than you, Wang Qi Dou Hun!
"Wait, Fengyue Small Building doesn't accept female guests."
Xie Xuan, as expected of someone who had worked there, was well-versed in its rules.
Li Mo took out a handkerchief and wiped Ice Cube's crimson lips.
"It's simple, Ice Cube can just disguise herself as a man, can't she?"
Saying this, he looked at Ying Bing, then took her delicate hand that was holding the boy with a large head, and whispered:
"We said we'd explore Dijin together, so let's start with Fengyue Building."
...
"Elder Sister, I want to see you wear my clothes."
Xiao Li, who always wanted to listen to his elder brother, now unleashed his ultimate move!
Ying Bing pursed her lips. Lately, this childish ghost seemed to have opened his Ren and Du meridians, always starting with "Elder Sister."
This time, he even added, "I want to see you wear my clothes."
How should she respond?
Ice Cube lowered her gaze for a moment, realizing she couldn't respond.
"Alright..."
!!
As the words fell, everyone present felt as if struck by lightning, scorched outside and tender inside.
An even more absurd thing happened: Han Xianzi agreed!
"Holy crap, could it be... he really is a Genius?"
Xie Xuan was originally a bit unconvinced by Xiao Li.
But now, seeing this series of moves, he felt his head itch, as if something was about to grow out... "As expected of him, I want to learn this too..."
Wu Chushu's scalp tingled, and he drew a sharp breath.
Bai Jinghong mocked mercilessly: "Go ahead, I'm rooting for you. The third on the Baihua List is the Sect Master of Penglai Star Sect, the first is the Empress, and the fourth... is Hua Nongying. Which one are you planning to conquer?"
...
What the hell is he supposed to learn? Is he trying to rebel, or can he outplay the two First Sea Queens of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths?
Why two? Because the 'sea' of Penglai Star Sect and the 'sea' of Fengyue Small Building are not in the same league... Wu Chushu's gaze towards Li Mo turned into one of envy and reverence.
Li Mo, meanwhile, led Ice Cube back to the room and selected a few items from his clothes, finally choosing a luxurious brocade robe.
He wore this garment when he first came to Qingyuan Sect; back then, he was still a sickly Young Master.
"I seem to have outgrown it now."
Li Mo held the luxurious garment against himself.
"This one will do," said Ying Bing, taking the clothes, a hint of softness in her eyes.
So much time had passed in a blink; this former garment was now too small for him.
In a blink, it seemed to fit her perfectly.
A moment later.
As Li Mo was flipping through the "Yi Jin Jing," the outside was already bright with sunlight. This third-ranked room of the Dragon of Hidden Potential was like being close to the sun, its luxurious and elegant furnishings bathed in a golden glow, filling the room with brilliance.
She stepped out from behind the screen, treading on the shattered gold. The garment was still a little too big for her, but it was just right, making her ample bosom less obvious.
Her face was like cold jade, her silver crown bundle ed, and her serene Phoenix eyes were elegant and noble.
Of course, merely this would certainly not fool the experienced 'seafood merchants' of a place like Fengyue.
Therefore, the crucial element was also the faceless glazed gauze, which truly made Ice Cube's gender indistinguishable.
"How is it?"
Ying Bing smoothed the wrinkles in the clothes, smelling the familiar scent on them.
"Amazing, Ice Cube."
The "Yi Jin Jing" in Li Mo's hand clattered to the ground, but he was so stunned that his mouth wouldn't close, let alone put the book away.
He was even worried that Ice Cube wouldn't be used to wearing men's clothes.
He, of course, didn't know that Ying Bing had experienced many storms in her previous life, and her peerless beauty had caused many unnecessary troubles.
So, for convenience, she would occasionally dress as a man.
"Really?"
Ice Cube's face suddenly came closer.
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Xiao Li realized that she was leaning one hand against the wall behind him.
It seemed, probably, he was being 'wall-pushed' by Ice Cube, and she was so close that he could smell the faint fragrance from her lips as she spoke... but it vanished in an instant.
Ying Bing gave him a faint, sidelong glance and draped the faceless glazed gauze over herself.
"Let's go."
He had used his ultimate moves too much recently.
So, the naughty Ice Cube just... launched a sneak attack!
