Free Web NovelChapter 1019: Chapter 307: Wei Zhe and Miss Xiangxiang (Part 2)
"Curse you?"
Yuchi sat down, placed his hands on the table, and casually said, "I’m not that kind of person. If I had no interest in you, I wouldn’t even think of cursing you at all. As a man, I do have such thoughts, don’t you, a girl like Xiangxiang, have them too?"
Xiangxiang remained silent.
"Hahaha, you keep saying you have no feelings for my brother and claim you’ve already let go of such things and fulfilled one of the courtesan’s requirements. But if you truly don’t care about my brother, why bother telling me this?"
"Hahaha, in the end, you just want to use me to confirm such matters. You deserve to be tied to a post and whipped. Only when someone scolds you can you clearly understand your own thoughts. It’s actually quite ridiculous."
"Hahaha, do you really think anyone else could know better than you whether you like my brother or not? As for the courtesan, that’s just an excuse for you to escape, or maybe you’re just a woman who’s lived so long and still can’t figure these things out?"
Laughing loudly, Yuchi was showing off in front of Xiangxiang while enduring the pain of his armpit hair being pulled by Yin Shuang, his whole face twisted in agony, saying painfully, "So, you guys are really troublesome. You obviously have someone you care about, yet you act like you don’t care at all. Do you know how many people this makes feel envious, jealous, and resentful?"
Xiangxiang didn’t know how to respond, but her eyes were filled with concern.
Why does Yuchi feel such pain?
Is it hemorrhoids?
Is it ruptured hemorrhoids?
That must be very painful, right?
Yuchi: "..."
Gathering all his breath, he said softly, "Moreover, you can’t resolve your own issues yet pull me into them. Who cares about these emotional issues? You should resolve them yourselves. Pulling me into it, don’t you know I have other matters to deal with?"
"Especially since you have my brother beside you, why not ask him for help instead of me?"
"Sister, are we even that close?"
Xiangxiang remained silent.
Yuchi stood up and walked toward the door. As he was about to leave the room, he calmly said, "Your problems, you solve them."
"Your emotional issues, you’re clear about them."
"Don’t let others know about your emotional matters. Other people will only mock you and won’t be of any help."
"If you lack money in the future or want to fight someone, you can come find me."
"But as for emotional stuff, let’s forget about it."
Yuchi opened the door and stepped out, keeping his back to Xiangxiang. This was a man’s heart fluttering, but it’s over now, as his armpits are already bald from Yin Shuang’s pulling.
It’s bleeding!
Xiangxiang sat quietly on the chair alone.
Her gaze gradually dimmed.
Until suddenly, when she opened her eyes, her gaze was already incredibly calm.
"Foolish woman," Xiangxiang cursed quietly in her heart.
Outside.
When Yuchi saw his brother standing outside, he closed Xiangxiang’s door with one hand. Leading his brother as they walked out of the shop, he signaled that his clothes were tidy, "Brother, I’m still a normal man, not a quicksilver, so as you can see my clothes are intact. Nothing strange happened between Xiangxiang and me."
Wei Zhe couldn’t help but laugh, "Of course I know. I know what kind of person Yuchi is, so I didn’t even think about that kind of thing. Or are you interested in Xiangxiang but didn’t act on it because of my presence?"
Impossible, the Ascension Gate is filled with beauties, and in such a long time, what kind of girl hasn’t been seen here. Yuchi wiped his sweat and continued with a laugh, "So, Brother, go talk to her. I have to leave."
"Ah, leaving so soon? Have you already sorted out many things?" Wei Zhe said in surprise.
He knew Yuchi’s visits were getting shorter each time, but he didn’t expect him to leave right after finally coming back this time.
Also, didn’t he just speak to Xiangxiang for about half a stick of incense? Did he settle things that quickly?
This really is the trustworthy Yuchi.
"No, no, no, I’m not as reliable as you think."
Yuchi laughed and said, "It’s just that these are your private matters, something only the two of you can solve. So you should go find Xiangxiang, have a good and sincere talk, and if the two of you can’t resolve it, calling me won’t do any good either."
"Of course, if you do solve it, the outcome will be great."
"At times like this, you need to take control, Brother, you’re still a man."
Yuchi spoke earnestly when suddenly a female customer interrupted, "What do you mean it’s the man’s issue? Can’t us women handle it? You’re a male chauvinist, when will we women stand up!"
Yuchi: "Brother, did you hear someone fart?"
Wei Zhe: "Yes, it stinks."
Yuchi: "Haha, that’s why I’m leaving. Really, treat her well, Xiangxiang isn’t as strong as she looks on the surface, some things take time. Hopefully, you guys can succeed, and lovers will end as companions."
With that, Yuchi waved his hand and left the brothel.
On the road, he randomly bought some food and drinks to store inside the Immortal Stone.
Heading outside of Xufu Town, he no longer needed to worry about his brother and Xiangxiang. If it works out, then great, if not, is it like their relationship can be influenced by external forces?
Heh, I thought it was something monumental, but turns out it’s just this foul-smelling romance.
Ugh.
It’s so mushy.
Returning leisurely to the deep forest, Yuchi looked at an angry Yin Shuang and chuckled, pulling out an elixir.
"Alright, alright, it was a special situation earlier, just some entangled grudges between my brother and sister-in-law. What are you doing here now? That’s just gossiping."
Initially, he thought Yin Shuang was a blank slate, but now Yuchi believed she was a clean sponge, unaware of what’s clean or dirty.
Taking everything in without discrimination.
So it’s better not to involve Yin Shuang in these matters.
But Yin Shuang held the elixir, her silver hair cascading like a waterfall on the ground, she lowered her head in deep dejection.
Yuchi was stunned: "You mean you’re not gossiping, you want to help resolve the issue with me?"
Yin Shuang: "..."
With a sidelong glance, she obviously acknowledged it. freewebnovel.cσ๓
Ah.
So that’s how it is.
Haha, seems our Yin Shuang is still a very gentle child. Yuchi thought about it and then spoke seriously, "But you can’t even speak, yet want to help me solve problems. You just want to gossip, hahaha, you’re still trying to fool me."
Yin Shuang: "..."
Taking a deep breath, she tossed the elixir into the air and then widened her mouth to swallow it whole. Her small figure leaped off the ground, grabbing Yuchi’s hair, hugging his head, and unleashed a flurry of punches, "Ora ora ora ora ora."
After venting, she held Yuchi’s ear, puked forward, and a rainbow burst out from her mouth, amidst the bird songs and floral scents of the mountains, she spat out the excess elixir she had eaten.
Better to spit it out than waste it!
Yuchi was full of bruises, laughing and crying at Yin Shuang’s appearance: "Oh my, this Spiritual Painting Avatar might be poisonous!"
