Free Web NovelChapter 734: Chapter 733: The First Game
In order to wear the boldest outfits, everyone was full of determination, eager to start the game and be the first.
The director was very satisfied with the current situation and leisurely announced the rules of the first game.
"The first game: Dragon Slide. Guests slide down from the grass ski slope, perform a perfect crash at the cushion obstacles, hit one of the Pipi Dragon rides, sit on it, quickly pass through the obstacles on the field, tightly hug a gravity-sensing sandbag, and ring the finish bell. The team with the shortest time wins."
Fearing they wouldn’t understand, two staff members wearing sun hats came on stage to demonstrate.
Sitting on the equipment, they slid down the slope, and near the end, when stopped by a barrier, one person made a minor leap and dove into a stretch of inflatable dragon rides.
The other, during the crash, landed headfirst on the cushion with a "pia ji" sound.
Then they struggled to get up, sat on the super-long Pipi Dragon ride the first person had chosen, straddled it, used their legs as paddles, laboriously moving past three small obstacles, and finally threw away the Pipi Dragon, using hands and feet to hug the sandbag tightly, allowing their body weight to pull the sandbag down.
The bell rang, ending the challenge.
The process was very clear, yet the group remained in their spots without moving.
After a while, Lin Lian hesitantly asked, "Is this game... safe?"
With heads going into the ground like that, what if someone was even unluckier during a crash and instead of just their head, their whole body flew onto the slope? Would they slide down the slope, grinding against it?
The director waved a hand: "It’s safe! The cushions are specially made, and there are foam pools all around. We’ve tested it many times, so there won’t be any problems."
"If I may ask," Guan Yu pointed at the Pipi Dragon ride, "what’s the minimum leg length required to still keep feet on the ground while sitting on that?"
Everyone simultaneously turned to look at her legs.
If that Pipi Dragon ride were tall, wouldn’t people with shorter legs be... paddling in mid-air?
Mu Qiu looked down at her own legs and then at Lin Lian’s legs, feeling relieved.
Thankfully, her teammates had long legs, so at least someone could propel the ride forward.
The director answered Guan Yu’s question: "This isn’t within the test parameters; it’s a difficulty inherent in the game itself, and you’ll have to solve it. Any other questions?"
Guan Yu, looking aggrieved, raised her hand again: "It’s still me."
"...Go ahead."
"What if, among the three of us, we get the shortest Pipi Dragon and there’s no room to sit?"
Shu Ran followed up: "What if I’m alone and end up with the longest one?"
The director smiled mysteriously: "Fate."
"Even if there’s no room, just accept it?" Guan Yu frowned, pushing her headband up with a crease, "How do we accept it? By stacking on each other’s shoulders to sit?"
Zhang Li joked: "Maybe the idea is for one of us to sit on the dragon’s back, another on the dragon’s head, and the last one to run on the ground?"
Mu Qiu: "That’s serious overloading, director. Be careful of getting caught by traffic police."
The director: "Oh. You have a lot of people; surely you’ll manage to get a longer one?"
Guan Yu gave an "oh."
That made sense; after all, they’re not alone. If all three went for the long Pipi Dragon, at least one would get it, right?
With that reassurance, Cheng Zhirang and the others also felt relieved. Only two people stood alone, still worrying.
Li Yang looked around at their relieved faces and anxiously asked the director, "What about us? There’s just one of us. Do we have no second chance if we get whatever we land on?"
The director shook his head.
Shu Ran hurriedly asked: "What if by any chance we don’t land on anything, or get the longest one by mistake? Are we just at the mercy of fate?"
The director nodded.
Shu Ran fell back in frustration.
If she ended up with the longest one, crossing the obstacles would surely be challenging!
Indeed, team composition matters a lot! Forming a team alone is a trap!
"This is unfair! Director, if the games after this are all cooperative, Li Yang and I have no chance of winning! Our riddles were so strange and hard to guess; isn’t it normal not to get it? Paying for all the games just because of that abnormal situation is too cruel!"
"Don’t worry, not all games will be cooperative." Cheng Zhirang said.
The director nodded, "Yes, when planning the games, we considered the possibility of solo teams, so there are multiple kinds of games. Don’t worry."
Guan Yu, laughing beside her, said, "Looks like Brother Huai has to wear pink shorts."
"No way! He must wear the one with straps!"
Guan Yu: "You think you can outmatch the three of us?"
Shu Ran, shedding her earlier anxiety, lifted her head proudly: "I might be even more agile on my own, don’t underestimate me. The pink shorts are all yours; the strap outfit is a must for me."
Shi Yuhuai remained expressionless.
He couldn’t understand why he suddenly became their reason for trying so hard.
He couldn’t figure it out, but the online viewers saw everything clearly and thoroughly enjoyed it.
[Who knew my Brother Huai would have such an opportunity/dog head]
[I can’t even tell if this is him being cherished or bullied by the group]
[Brother Huai is as popular with the female guests as ever hahahahahaha]
[Brother Huai: Would you like to receive this kind of happiness?]
[Is the production team really this bold?! Deep V!!]
[Mu Qiu, please fight for Brother Cheng! Make him wear that deep V outfit!]
[Such hot outfits, so bold and sexy, I love them/slurp]
[So the initial guesses about the game’s real rules are all invalid?]
[No one seems to notice the female guests’ stage outfits]
[Everyone noticed but didn’t say, I see Li Yang eyeing one of those pink sequin dresses, he seems to want to wear it]
[Hahahahahahahahahaha Guan Yu has short legs!]
[This game looks a bit dangerous, face first into the ground!]
[My sister and I used to fight to dress the dolls like this when we were young]
[Dying of laughter hahahahahahahahahahaha]
[Dressing the dolls hahahahahaha Brother Huai is a doll!]
[A doll too tall, can this doll be sold in bulk]
[Deep V! I’m fainting]
[Indeed a stage! My Li Yang! The little prince of the stage! Rising!]
[To think my little Huai can have such a moment, surrounded by female guests, mom is thrilled]
[Those refreshing little dresses! Plus those pink shorts can make for a lively stage! Youthful vibe all over]
[The Qipao looks amazing! So hot, Shu Ran and Mu Qiu would look great in them]
[The jeweled tube top suits Bai Shu]
[Lin Lian! Dear child, wear that fringed white shirt! Lin Lian’s mom begs of you!]
[I’m totally enticed by the thought of Brother Cheng in a deep V]
[A Qipao with a deep V suit! Fabulous!]
[No wearing undershirts under the suits, gentlemen/slobbering.jpg]
[Bet none of you have worn anything this bold before, not even Li Yang’s stage outfits can compare]
[The time has come to test everyone’s figure]
