Chapter 678: Chapter 677: Cheng · Head-Grown Xiao Hua · Zhirang
Shu Ran is quite the experienced driver. In such a shaky and urgent situation, she can still focus on driving and quickly drove the car to the end of the street.
Then, very decisively, she forced Li Yang to switch positions. fгeewёbnoѵel.cσm
Li Yang managed to dodge the last three rounds, but couldn’t escape this one. He shakily sat in the driver’s seat again.
"I’m a bit nervous."
Shu Ran: "Don’t be nervous, just press the gas pedal, just press it."
"...I feel like this is unreliable."
He held onto the steering wheel nervously looking outside and turned to the others: "I feel like Mu Qiu is going to mess with me this time. Remember to say nice things to her to calm her down!"
The others nodded perfunctorily.
He held it in, then managed to squeeze out a sentence: "For the safety of everyone in the car!"
Li Yang started driving.
Cautiously making a slow turn like a snail, stepping on the brake and gas pedals alternately under the others’ guidance, and when finally completing the turn and being able to hold the steering wheel and drive freely, he didn’t rest and kept muttering.
"Quick, quick, quick, praise her!"
"You’re trying to nip the damage in the bud, huh? Come on, Shu Ran, go."
Guan Yu leaned on the car window lazily and said.
After the big shaking stopped, she miraculously adapted to the car’s vibrations. Now, she could even enjoy following along with the shaking, treating it like a mechanical massage chair.
But Shu Ran wasn’t having it.
"Didn’t you say before that as long as you got off, you’d handle all the humiliating speeches afterward? You didn’t step up just now. And now you have the face to ask me?"
Guan Yu coughed: "Mainly because the previous situation didn’t require my input, you know. Okay, okay... Li Yang, what are you looking at?! Focus on driving!"
Li Yang pouted and continued watching the road.
Only then did Guan Yu speak again: "Brothers in the back, make yourselves useful already."
It was a strange thing indeed, with a car full of people. All those straightforward compliments to girls actually came from male celebrities, who never discuss female celebrities in front of cameras.
This shows that just because they don’t say it during interviews, doesn’t mean they can’t.
Utterances like "I’ll arrest you for tempting people" were spoken freely. Who knows how many "100 Golden Lines to Flirt with Girls" they’ve read secretly?
Receiving Guan Yu’s call for help, the group in the back got eager.
Guo Yin was the first to raise his hand: "I think you can praise her for being smart and clever!"
Han Xizheng: "Complimenting the inner attributes might make girls think you find them unattractive externally. If you ask me, just say she looks gorgeous today, and use more adjectives."
Chen Yi: "Unparalleled beauty?"
Shi Yuhuai: "You guys are really blind."
Cheng Zhirang held his fist near his mouth, smiling with pursed lips.
Chu Qiu suddenly slapped the back of the second-row seat, loudly saying: "This time I must take the lead! Praise her for being beautiful, kind-hearted, eloquent, never delaying content updates, and having good character! It’ll definitely make her thrilled!"
"That’s more like it!"
Guan Yu immediately shouted out the window: "Mu Qiu! You’re beautiful, kind-hearted, eloquent, never delay updates, and have good character! Spare us! Li Yang is still a kid! It’s already risky to let him drive!"
Mu Qiu was indeed delighted by the compliment. She slapped her thigh, put down the remote, and looked at her approvingly: "I just appreciate honest people like you!"
Guan Yu sighed in relief, sat back, and told the others: "She put down the remote. Li Yang, what are you standing there for, step on the gas already!"
Turning the old car into a roaring motorcycle? No problem!
Li Yang’s face lit up with joy, and just as he was about to floor the gas pedal, a screeching sound of plastic scraping came from the back.
Then Shi Yuhuai at the window reported: "That ugly, messy green thing is back again."
Guan Yu: "??? Didn’t she put down the remote?! Is she messing with us?!"
She leaned out again, eyes wide open.
"Mu Qiu, what do you mean?!"
"Helping you guys out," she answered lightly, "This is already the simplest mode, come on. Your earlier compliment earned you a chance for me to not press this remote, but I think this chance is more needed when Guo Yin is up."
Wow, that actually makes a lot of sense, damn it.
Before Guan Yu could negotiate, Shu Ran had already turned to tell Li Yang: "Just accept it, she makes sense. Guo Yin might be more at risk, so we should save this chance for him."
Li Yang: "..." Boohoo, is this what they mean by the squeaky wheel getting the grease? At a young age, he’s already learning how brutal reality can be. So pitiful, so helpless. freёwebnoѵel.com
But feeling sorry won’t help. To ensure his safety when Guo Yin drives later, he decided to endure it.
Trying not to look at the squirming green thing outside the window and focusing entirely on the gas pedal.
The inflatable vines have limited length, and even though the program crew had specially extended them, once the pedal was pressed, speeding down the road, the vine tip got left behind thoroughly.
Aside from being a bit too fast and the brakes a bit too sudden, making people a bit queasy, Li Yang’s driving skills were still passable overall.
Next up driving were Han Xizheng, Chen Yi, Chu Qiu, Shen Zhousong, Cheng Zhirang, and Guo Yin.
Starting from Han Xizheng, Mu Qiu tirelessly attempted the [Zombie Surrounding] mode and the previously untried [Bird Attack] mode.
When it was Shen Zhousong and Cheng Zhirang’s turn, under the [Bird Attack] mode, she added the final mode - [Great Success] mode.
With the plastic birds buzzing and fake-landing on the rooftop, many small things popped out from concealed spots on the car body.
A singing sunflower at the steering wheel center, pink flowers growing from the back of the driver’s seat, small confetti blasters constantly spraying streamers from the window gaps, and larger confetti blasters on both sides of the car body.
It made Cheng Zhirang’s eyes dizzy, and he had to spare a moment to deal with the buzzing plastic birds in mid-air like drones, really being speechless for a moment.
He drove calmly, unlike the previous drivers who were either excited or despondent, getting on with great composure, his slightly dry palm habitually rubbing the steering wheel, testing it out.
Just like driving an inconspicuous old car from his garage.
However—
If there weren’t a pink flower sprouting above his head, this domineering aura would be much more pronounced.
Mu Qiu sneakily peeked at the director’s computer screen, laughing so hard at this scene she wanted to pinch the flesh on her thigh.
Is that [Great Success] mode just about celebrating by blossoming? What an adorably laughable setting hahaha!
Shen Zhousong and Cheng Zhirang endured the embarrassment, completing a round trip, finally handing over the last stretch back to the starting point to Guo Yin.
Without any external interference, this last stretch’s danger solely stemmed from the person in the driver’s seat.
Guan Yu had already grabbed the overhead handle, telling Guo Yin: "What you need to do now is relax. Also, think about it, you’re still underage. You have a beautiful future ahead... Just promise me to let the driving school coaches in the live stream see the hope your generation brings!"