Free Web NovelLu Yibei stared at the little girl clinging to his leg, pondered for a few seconds, then turned to Hua Xieyu and said, "Miss Hua,
Please go inside and find a place to sit. I need to have a good chat with this Smelly Girl."
Hua Xieyu looked at the fierce Ju Meng, then at Lu Yibei, and nodded, "Then you two talk. Don't mind me."
She could tell that the atmosphere between Lu Yibei and Ju Meng was a bit off. As an "outsider," it would be impolite to meddle in their
private matters at such a time.
However, she had just heard Lu Yibei say that this girl was a urban legend, and seemed to be a tree or something?
He was quite impressive to have even gotten a tree pregnant.
Hua Xieyu thought, silently giving Lu Yibei a thumbs up in her heart.
She gradually understood why, even though her looks were no less than the sister in Lu Yibei's house, she couldn't flirt with Lu Yibei at all.
"This guy probably isn't interested in humanoid creatures at all," Hua Xieyu thought.
After seeing Hua Xieyu enter the house, Lu Yibei bent down, picked up the little girl, pulled Ju Meng aside, and asked in a low voice,
"Smelly Girl, shouldn't you explain to me where this child came from?
A child inexplicably appearing in the house is a very serious matter.
If Miao Miao Jiang found out, what then?
She'd probably be torn to shreds by her gaze, right?
"Wait!" Lu Yibei said, as if suddenly realizing something. He narrowed his eyes slightly, squinted at Ju Meng, and asked,
"Smelly Girl, in your understanding, is there absolutely no difference between human infants and the young of other creatures?"
Ju Meng stared at Lu Yibei, and only after he had finished speaking, did she roll her eyes and say, "You dog, are you stupid? I am a god
in charge of offspring. How could I not know the difference between various young creatures?"
"I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm more reliable than a gene screening, okay?"
Lu Yibei was stunned for a moment. He glanced at the little girl in his arms, who was trembling in fear of Ju Meng, her eyes red and looking pitiful. He frowned and asked, "Then this child, did you abduct her?"
"No, it's one thing for you to occasionally pick up kittens, puppies, or birds to play with, but good heavens, you actually abducted a person this time?"
Child abduction is something that everyone condemns, no matter where it happens. The seriousness of the matter instantly escalated by several levels.
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"You dog! What do you mean 'abducted'? Don't you have any idea where she came from?" Ju Meng crossed her arms over her chest, her chin slightly raised. "Can't you tell, this is your child?"
Hua Xieyu, "...
Is this plot about not wanting to take responsibility? Holy crap, how scummy! How exciting!
Fight! Fight!
Lu Yibei, "???"
What the heck? My child? How is this getting more and more ridiculous?
I haven't even kissed a girl's mouth, so how can I...
Wait, I think I have?
Lu Yibei thought, looking at Ju Meng, his gaze lingering on her slightly pouted, peach-colored lips for a few seconds. Then he looked down at the little girl in his arms, his eyes gradually widening.
The little girl looked about two or three years old, with delicate pink skin and exquisite features. Her slightly chubby round face had a hint of pink.
Her dark red, slightly curly hair looked like a big mushroom, and it was unknown who styled it, adding a touch of adorable clumsiness to her.
Perhaps because she had just been beaten by Ju Meng and cried a lot, small drops of water hung on her long, curly eyelashes, trembling slightly. Beneath her eyelashes, her clear, bright silver-gray eyes shimmered with water, filled with a hint of expectation and a touch of caution.
The girl was a good girl, and she was beautiful and lovable.
But the problem was, looking at her face, Lu Yibei inexplicably remembered the face he saw in the mirror in the small park on Linjiang Road, after he had swallowed the witchs egg and escaped from the Huayu Sunshine Hotel.
Upon closer inspection, there was also a resemblance to Ju Meng between her eyebrows, giving her a bit of a 【Disaster Red x Ju Meng co-branded mini】 vibe.
After staring for a long time, Lu Yibei, who had been convinced that this child had nothing to do with him, began to doubt himself.
"Lu Yibei! A child that looks like a mythical creature and resembles the Smelly Girl, and you're still saying she's not yours?"
In a trance, a voice in Lu Yibei's mind yelled at him.
No, why does this girl look so much like me? Could she really be...
That's not right either! Even if it's true, this child must have a mother, right?
So far, my most intimate contact with a girl, besides giving Miao Miao Jiang a back massage at Dream Come True Entertainment City, has only been...
Lu Yibei thought secretly, then stole another glance at Ju Meng, his mood gradually becoming heavy.
He thought of the video recorded on his phone by his jacket, and then of the Schrödinger's kiss he shared with Ju Meng while drunk,
and his heart sank.
He never expected that "just kissing makes babies," something he once thought was 100% a lie to children, would actually come true and happen to him one day.
Even if everyone is a urban legend and cannot be judged by common sense, this is a bit too outrageous, isn't it?
And, he felt like there was a bit of a scam involved, Lu Yibei thought.
It felt like playing a few online games with a female friend, and then half a month later, she tells you she's pregnant and wants you to take responsibility. It was utterly messed up.
Taking responsibility is fine, but having to take responsibility without even having enjoyed it feels a bit like bullying an honest man.
Speaking of which, that Guardian gentleman probably has some responsibility in this matter too.
If he hadn't maliciously plied me with so much alcohol, how could I have inexplicably ended up with a child without experiencing anything?
If I hadn't been drunk, at least I could have enjoyed the process of making a child, right? Lu Yibei thought to himself. ƒrēewebnovel.com
Seeing him silently ponder for a moment, his brows unfurrowed, seemingly having figured out the whole story, Ju Meng raised an eyebrow and said, "You dog? Figured it out?"
"Uh-huh!" Lu Yibei nodded, not daring to look Ju Meng in the eye.
"Hmph!" Ju Meng's chin tilted slightly, and she snorted softly. "It's good that you've figured it out. This Wang Yingying..."
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"Wait a minute?!" Lu Yibei was stunned, then suddenly looked up and interrupted, "Who did you just say this child is?"
"Wang Yingying!" Ju Meng said seriously, "It's that meatball Wang Yingying you have at home! Did I get the name wrong?
"Didn't you say you figured it out?"
Hearing her name, the little girl in Lu Yibei's arms also reacted.
Her small hand grabbed Lu Yibei's collar and tugged it twice. When Lu Yibei lowered his head and his gaze met her timid eyes,
she raised her chubby little hand and pointed to her small nose.
Her expression was as if to say, "It's me, it's me, I'm Wang Yingying."
Lu Yibei, "...
I get it, I get it all! No wonder she looks somewhat similar to my mythical creature form and the Smelly Girl's appearance.
After falling into slumber, all of her previously copied authorities had dissipated. To re-condense a body, she needed a template.
And I and the Smelly Girl were the people she had the most intimate contact with before she awoke. It seems reasonable for her to use us as templates to construct her body, right?
Lu Yibei pondered for a moment, then remembered to turn Wang Yingying around, lift her clothes, and reveal her fair, tender back.
Immediately after, on Wang Yingying's back, he saw the familiar flame-shaped Juanshu Yinji, and his eye twitched.
It's the Juanshu Yinji, alright, it really is Wang Yingying. Then all that I was imagining earlier...
No, one thing was right: at least the Guardian gentleman was responsible. After all, the moonlight project contract was created by him. free𝑤ebnovel.com
It was precisely because the Juanshu contract with Wang Yingying was successfully established by modifying his contract book that I couldn't sense the Juanshu Yinji on Wang Yingying.
Therefore, the Guardian gentleman should at least take 30% of the blame for this embarrassing misunderstanding!
As he was deep in thought, Ju Meng suddenly noticed a flush spreading across Lu Yibei's usually expressionless face. She was startled, then came to her senses and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Pfft haha! I get it now, you didn't actually think this was a child I bore for you, did you? You dog, you wish!"
"Besides, even if I were to give birth, it wouldn't be like this."
Lu Yibei, "How to put it? Social death often comes so suddenly."
As she spoke, Ju Meng moved a little closer to Lu Yibei, leaning in and whispering into his ear, "I'll tell you a secret: even if I were to give birth,
it would only be eggs! Got it, you dog?"
Hearing this, Lu Yibei imagined himself anxiously waiting outside a delivery room for a long time, then a doctor coming out with a football-sized egg and telling him, "Hello, sir, the mother egg is safe, and the egg weighs eight pounds six ounces." A shiver ran down his spine.
What kind of beautiful girl lays eggs plot is this?
Damn, how ~ weird! Why on earth would she tell me this?
What's the difference between this and exposing your XP to the opposite sex?
Lu Yibei's face turned even redder.
Immediately, to escape this socially awkward situation, he composed himself and changed the subject, asking, "That's not right either. When I left, she
was still a ball. How did she suddenly..."
At this point, he seemed to remember something, narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Ju Meng, and asked, "Honestly, what exactly did you do to her?"
Hearing this, a trace of panic flashed in Ju Meng's eyes. She turned her head away, avoiding Lu Yibei's gaze, and spoke again, her tone no longer as self-assured as before.
After all, she had secretly fed Wang Yingying so many "highly toxic"
chicken drumsticks.
"Well, I just injected her with a little good luck! Didn't you tell me before?"
"You said this child was unlucky from a young age, captured and taken to some strange laboratory as an experimental subject right after birth. She finally escaped, but then was caught by the Eclipse Society shortly after..."
"No, that's not right." Lu Yibei waved his hand, interrupting. "It definitely wasn't as simple as being affected by your authority. You definitely, absolutely, 100% did something else."
He had previously asked Void to help investigate methods for Wang Yingying to awaken.
And as a key focus of the Monster Story Chat Group, Void should have some understanding of Ju Meng's authority after her "rebirth," and Void also knew that his relationship with Ju Meng was not shallow.
If Wang Yingying could awaken simply by Ju Meng's authority, Void would have probably told him long ago, and wouldn't have delayed until now.
"Did you feed her something strange?"
Ju Meng opened her mouth, about to deny it, when at that moment, hearing "eating," Wang Yingying reacted again.
She tugged at Lu Yibei's collar again with her small hand. When Lu Yibei looked down at her, she pointed to her small mouth,
then began to make soft "yiya yiya" sounds while gesturing with both hands and feet.
After gesturing for a while, perhaps seeing that Lu Yibei couldn't guess her thoughts for a while, her small body suddenly began to wriggle violently.
Accompanied by a wet, sticky sound, flesh surged and rolled, twisting and deforming, startling Hua Xieyu who was secretly watching from the side.
After a few breaths, Lu Yibei's arms held a large mass that looked like densely packed, fresh chicken drumsticks, piled and connected into a distorted ball of flesh.
Pale and exuding the fishy smell of chicken and fresh blood, accompanied by incomprehensible "yiya yiya" cries, its body slowly wriggled, as if it were a desecration of nature's creation.
At the top of that meatball, a pair of clear, large eyes stared intently into Lu Yibei's eyes, shimmering with anticipation.
She looked like a small animal wagging its tail, waiting to be fed.
So, Wang Yingying, in a "primitive and simple way, like an ancient evil god," told Lu Yibei that she had eaten those beer-braised chicken drumsticks, and wanted to eat more...
Hua Xieyu, "Amazing! Hua City really is a land of outstanding people, but ever since I came to this cursed place, I haven't gone a day without losing sanity!"
What kind of poultry hell scene is this? Lu Yibei looked at Wang Yingying in his arms, his eye twitching, almost throwing this grotesque thing away.
Ju Meng covered her forehead, "..."
This troublesome child is not easy to deal with at all.
So, I was really too soft just now. I should have beaten her until she couldn't transform anymore!
Wang Yingying. Lu Yibei held Wang Yingying, his face expressionless, and called out softly.
"Yiya." The mass of chicken drumsticks wriggled.
"You transformed well just now. Don't transform again next time."
"Yiya?" Wang Yingying blinked, seemingly not understanding.
Lu Yibei, "It seems that educating Wang Yingying is a long and arduous road!"
