Free Web Novel"It's done, and it's not Human Hell?" Lu Yibei looked at Boss Hu, who had a pale face, with confusion. Suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she softly exclaimed, "Could it be Human Fireworks?"
It's actually done just like that?
It was like going to an offline event for love and magical girls, where she originally just wanted to get one or two small gifts, but ended up winning a limited edition life-sized figure of White Little Flower for the Spring Festival.
It's simply unbelievable! Lu Yibei thought.
"You wish!" Boss Hu tapped Lu Yibei's forehead with his chopsticks and rolled his eyes. "Even if you have the skill to cook Human Fireworks, how could you make it without sufficient ingredients?"
Lu Yibei, "..."
If you say it like that, the meaning changes completely!
It was like finally winning a life-sized figure, but being told that the lottery system had malfunctioned and she had to draw again. Lu Yibei thought, lowered her head to look at the "Lived" in her hand, then looked at Boss Hu, tilting her head. "Boss, you said this is neither Human Hell nor Human Fireworks. What is it then?"
Boss Hu frowned, falling silent, as if thinking, or perhaps savoring the lingering taste of "Lived".
When tasting "Lived", he was initially completely immersed in the intense negative emotional impact, as if on a sunny day, he suddenly fell to the bottom of his life, no longer feeling any human warmth, and everything became meaningless.
At that time, he did think that Lu Yibei had made a genuine Human Hell, and one with strong lethality. If it were poured into the reservoir of a water treatment plant, it could raise the suicide rate of a medium-sized city by several percentage points.
However, at the last moment, he found that his judgment was flawed.
Just a few simple scenes, a few words, turned all the negative energy felt before into negative examples! Before tasting "Lived", Boss Hu had asked Lu Yibei what kind of story was hidden in this dish.
Lu Yibei replied that after eating, if he still wanted to know, she would tell him. freewebnoveℓ.com
And as the aftertaste of "Lived" gradually arose, Boss Hu felt that he no longer needed to hear that story.
He clearly felt a story in the dish, told in a tone of "Just let it be, let's degenerate, it doesn't matter if we fall into the abyss", but also, "As long as there is a glimmer of hope, grab it, even if the next moment is death, this moment is still not too late."
It was as if someone who had "Lived" was telling the diner, as someone who had gone through it, "Being loved is not a fluke," "Someone is still waiting for you," and "Don't give up, live on."
Such a dish can certainly not be considered Human Hell, but it is not entirely the same as Human Fireworks.
If you had to say, this "Lived" is like a tiny wisp of worldly fireworks, scattered into hell through tiny cracks.
It was destroyed, but not completely, leaving a glimmer of hope. It's really a strange thing!
However, although it is a strange thing, it is not the first time Boss Hu has seen it.
This dish reminded him of another person who made "strange things". That Psychic who only learned half of Human Fireworks.
When he first tasted that person's dish, Boss Hu also initially thought that person had cooked complete Human Fireworks, but in the end, he felt a sense of unreality.
Simply put, that person knew what Human Fireworks should be like, but she completely disbelieved it, causing all the emotions to become insincere.
If you had to say which was better, they were both trash! Boss Hu thought fiercely.
This is like choosing between chocolate-flavored shit and shit-flavored chocolate. After a moment of thought, Boss Hu opened his mouth and asked, "Miss Disaster, can I ask you a few questions?" Lu Yibei, "?"
What is this? Wasn't I asking you? How did you end up asking me in return?
How is this different from answering an essay question in an exam, going in a big circle, not only not solving the problem, but creating a new problem and throwing it back to the grading teacher?
If you do this, you'll get zero points! "Please, go ahead!"
Although she was full of complaints, Lu Yibei felt that she was now dependent on Boss Hu, and likely couldn't beat him, so she didn't show any displeasure.
"First of all, you don't need to tell me the story of this dish anymore, I've already felt it," Boss Hu said. "What I want to ask is, have you ever encountered similar hardships?"
He was a little curious about what kind of mindset Lu Yibei had when cooking this dish. "No." Lu Yibei answered without thinking.
Boss Hu didn't even have time to ask her how she got through it if she had encountered it.
"Hmm?" Hearing the unexpected answer, Boss Hu was stunned for a moment. "Not even similar ones? Everyone, every urban legend, will more or less encounter some difficulties, right?"
"Difficulties are not entirely the same as hardships. If you only talk about difficulties, there are plenty!" Lu Yibei said expressionlessly. For example, when I first saw urban legend, but no one believed me.
For example, when I was standing at the bridgehead in Taoyuan and almost couldn't stop those Psychic and urban legend.
Another example is when I only had one yuan in my pocket when I was a child, but I saw two things that both cost one yuan - these are all incredible difficulties!
Immediately after, she changed the subject and said, "However, there are indeed none that couldn't be solved." Boss Hu narrowed his eyes slightly. "..."
Oh? Unexpectedly, Disaster seems to be very down, but she is actually the type with a tenacity that will never give up deep down? No wonder she made such a dish!
Boss Hu was thinking when he suddenly heard Lu Yibei's next words, and his face immediately darkened.
"I don't know if you've heard the saying, 'There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up'?" Lu Yibei said expressionlessly, "Not solving it is also a way of solving it!"
"Isn't it better to give up on something that can't be solved, save time, and solve a few things that can be solved?"
"How should I put it? It's almost like, you can defeat me, as long as you don't kill me?"
Boss Hu,
Are you being polite? If Hemingway heard you say that, he would probably turn the shotgun aimed at his head and shoot it at yours!
I was wrong, I was really wrong. She doesn't have a tenacity that will never give up deep down at all, but the exact opposite type.
Accepting degeneration into hell with equanimity and simply surviving in hell is probably the true meaning of Disaster cooking this dish. Boss Hu thought.
Just when he thought Lu Yibei was the kind of person who was down to the extreme, like a lump of mud with no tenacity at all, Lu Yibei continued, "What could be more important than Lived it?!"
"As long as I'm alive, there's still room for maneuver. I'm still so young, who knows what the future holds?"
"Five years, ten years, a hundred years... a lifetime is so long, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless beauty, I want to see it all, so I have to live!"
Hearing this, Boss Hu was stunned for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully.
He finally understood what kind of person Lu Yibei was.
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She is the type who always prepares for the worst, seems to have given up resistance and just lies flat, but when hardship truly comes, she will not completely despair, and still holds a glimmer of hope for the future.
"Second question." Boss Hu thought for a moment and asked a question that he himself felt was a bit redundant. "If you were to cook this dish again, would you be willing to destroy that last bit of beauty that you held onto?"
Lu Yibei didn't speak, but her slightly furrowed brows, coupled with the hesitation in her eyes, had already given Boss Hu the answer.
Upon hearing Boss Hu's question, she immediately realized where she had gone wrong, which led to the final dish not becoming Human Hell.
The problem was the scene where Hua Qianli bravely went to his death at the end.
Dying a worthy death, a transcendent release, what kind of Human Hell is that?
But if she were truly asked to destroy that final hope, she couldn't do it.
"Alright, I understand. You probably can't make a complete Human Hell," Boss Hu said, waving his hand.
Then, seeing Lu Yibei's lips slightly parted as if to ask a question, he interrupted, "You want to ask if Human Fireworks can be made?"
"Mhm!" Lu Yibei nodded.
"Right now, it might seem a bit like child's play," Boss Hu smiled slightly. "But it will be difficult. In any case, you should first figure out how to gather the ingredients."
"If it really doesn't work out, I'll help you out then."
I don't want to be the Boss of this Liao Zhai Tavern for another day! Boss Hu thought.
"Ah? Then, thank you Boss first!" Lu Yibei said.
Too lazy to care about what kind of trick is hidden behind your good intentions. If you really plan to trick me, then don't blame me for being impolite! Lu Yibei thought.
Perhaps she wasn't necessarily good at other things, but at critical moments, she was very good at seizing fleeting opportunities to backstab others.
"Oh, by the way, Boss!" Lu Yibei looked down at the "Lived" in her hand and asked, "Can I still pack this dish to go today?"
I have to let Smelly Girl taste this and let her know what "Lived" means, so she doesn't act tough all the time.
Even if she wears a tank build and comes to help me absorb some damage and create some output space? Her behavior isn't called "Lived", it should be called AFK! --- freewebnøvel.coɱ
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Lu Yibei finally got Boss Hu's permission and successfully packed up the "Lived", ready to take it home for Smelly Girl to enjoy.
Having learned the cooking method of Human Hell, and being able to start cooking Human Fireworks as long as she gathers enough ingredients, she also felt a sense of accomplishment. After leaving the Liao Zhai Tavern, walking back to the Jingyi Apartment Complex, her mood should have been quite beautiful.
If it weren't for Chatterbox Girl constantly nagging in her ear.
Yes, as soon as Lu Yibei walked out of the door of the Liao Zhai Tavern, she was followed by Chatterbox Girl again.
Actually, you don't have to worry too much about not being able to cook Human Hell. If you really want it, I actually have another way."
Hearing this, Lu Yibei's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at Chatterbox Girl. "You've been following me all the way, and you finally said something human!" "Since you have such important information, couldn't you have skipped all that foreplay garbage?"
Upon hearing this, Chatterbox Girl crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
Her expression seemed to say, "What do you think?"
Lu Yibei, "..."
I don't think so! Anyway, if it were me, I definitely couldn't.
"I asked one too many questions!" Lu Yibei said. "Let's get back to the main topic. You said you have another way if I want Human Hell? What is it?"
If I could incorporate Human Hell into the Alchemy Dirty Bomb, that would be great!
Before fighting the enemy, I'd first send a group of Paper Cicada Immortal to them, loaded with 【Alchemy Dirty Bomb Modified Hell Type】 for a carpet bombing, and then appear. The win rate would increase by at least eighty percent. Lu Yibei thought excitedly.
"It's very simple!" Chatterbox Girl shrugged. "After you finish cooking, just add some more stuff to it, right?" "Add some stuff? calamity water?" Lu Yibei tentatively asked.
"No..." Chatterbox Girl said irritably, "Can you stop thinking about your calamity water all the time?" How can you be so dirty?
At that moment, she suddenly felt a sense of self-disgust. "Not calamity water, then what?" Lu Yibei tilted her head.
"I remember, didn't you raise a Little Freak specifically to create world malice for you?" Chatterbox Girl revealed an unsettling smile. "Just add some world malice to it!"
"This is like making a delicious dish and then adding a huge ★ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ★ amount of salt to completely destroy the deliciousness."
Speaking of this, Chatterbox Girl paused, her smile gradually becoming perverted, as if she was enjoying the pleasure of destruction, and she happily spun in a circle.
"At the final moment of degeneration, let people see a faint light. But just as he is about to grasp that light, he realizes that it is a false hope, which can create the ultimate Human Hell!"
"It's absolutely wonderful!"
Lu Yibei, "..."
She also suddenly felt a sense of self-disgust. How could she be so dark and twisted?
It sounds like a good idea, but..." Lu Yibei frowned and said, "Isn't this a bit... not good?"
"Why?" Chatterbox Girl tilted her head. "Can't bear to draw blood from that Little Freak again? I saw you torturing it before, and you seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit!"
"No." Lu Yibei waved her hand and said seriously, "I don't have any psychological burden at all torturing Eyeball, I'm mainly worried about delaying the product development progress of Calamity Scare Unaccountable Company."
"After all, besides Eyeball, few urban legend are so weak and can withstand product trials."
Good heavens, worthy of me! Chatterbox Girl muttered to herself, then pursed her lips and said, "Then don't rush for now, wait until you need it. Anyway, you don't need Human Hell right now."
"Anyway, you still have important things to do now."
"Other things?" Lu Yibei asked. "What things? Grinding materials with Smelly Girl?" "Is that considered important?"
"Hmm." Lu Yibei thought for a moment and said seriously, "It's indeed not a high priority, but it can barely make it into the top five."
"..." Chatterbox Girl was speechless for a while, then followed Lu Yibei's words and asked, "Then where does infiltrating the Eclipse Society rank in terms of priority?"
