Free Web NovelWang Bu Liu Xing: "Probably not now."
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Why?"
Why? That's a good question! Lu Yibei thought to herself.
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Does your Void like playing with balls?"
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "【*Body Apron Wife Confused Expression*】"
Our Void isn't Miao Xiaoqi.
Looking at the lewd expression on the screen, Lu Yibei sighed at Wanglu Lao Se Pi's extensive interests, then typed on the keyboard to reply.
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Wait a moment, this can't be explained in one or two sentences. I think it's more intuitive to just show you a picture."
After replying to Wanglu Lao Se Pi, she silently bent down and pulled open the bottom drawer of the desk.
Inside the drawer lay quietly over thirty mobile phones, new and old, all remnants of the daily operations of the 【Messenger of Love and Peace · Model of Morality and Conscience · Demoness Warrior Group of Handsome Men and Beautiful Women】.
Of course, these things were not stolen by that group of Little Freaks, but picked up by them.
Things like accidentally lost mobile phones, accessories dropped into sewers, keys left in park grass, and so on, are happening in the Hua City almost every moment.
Many times, once these things are lost, they can never be found again.
And the Little Freaks who shuttle through the dark corners of the Hua City all day long often pick up these "lost" little items within their activity range.
At first, the Little Freaks didn't pay attention to these things, treating them as just human garbage.
It wasn't until Lu Yibei accidentally heard Maotuan (Hairball) mention that there was an astonishing number of glittering things in the cockroach rat's sewer nest, and confirmed that those glowing objects were gold and silver jewelry, that she had an idea and had the Little Freaks start the "Lost and Found Return" business.
A mobile phone full of photos, a bracelet given by parents for an adult ceremony, a ring from a deceased wife, a cat that accompanied the entire childhood... Letting these "lost" little items unexpectedly reunite with their owners was simply a miraculous experience.
Then, as a friendly gift, they would provide an intimidating blood letter, produced by the Irresponsible Fright Company of Calamity of Hua City, plus a one-night experience of a urban legend incident, which also brought the Little Freaks a long period of Spiritual Energy supply.
The Little Freaks also need to eat! ƒreewebηoveℓ.com
Their success rate in completing frights and getting Spiritual Energy replenishment was originally low, so helping people return lost items and also collecting a little "hard work fee" is also very reasonable, right?
Of course, not all lost items can find their owners. Those that cannot find their owners are sent to Lu Yibei's home.
The over thirty spare mobile phones in the drawer came from this.
However, ever since a certain simple-minded urban legend brought her back three orphans, she had handed over the task of dealing with lost items that couldn't find their owners to Du Sixian.
...
Lu Yibei casually selected a mobile phone, charged it, turned it on, connected to WiFi, logged into a certain goose social software, then turned around and recorded a short video of Wang Yingying, which she sent to Wanglu Lao Se Pi.
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "【Video】"
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "What's the point of it joining the chat group in its current state? To be honest, if you hadn't contacted me just now, I might have wanted to ask you how to wake it up soon enough."
Looking at the white, round, wiggling ball of flesh in the video, occasionally squirming, not knowing if it was struggling or just happy, Wanglu Lao Se Pi was dumbfounded.
He had only received a notification from the Void telling him to contact Wang Bu Liu Xing and invite the Invasion Beast to the group, completely unaware that the notorious Invasion Beast had turned into this state.
Could it be that the Disaster beat it into this state?
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "This... May I ask, what is your relationship with the Invasion Beast?"
What relationship? Lu Yibei looked at Wang Yingying, frowned, tilted her head, pondered for a few seconds, and gave a reply.
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Temporary guardian."
The contract, modified from The Moonlight Plan Contract, is very different from a normal dependent mark. The right of control over the dependent is limited to the terms specified in The Moonlight Plan Contract.
Although Inspector Xing Yuan and Lu Yibei both jokingly called The Moonlight Plan Contract a "deed of sale," in reality, this contract produced by the Night Watch for urban legend is at most a labor contract with unfair terms.
So Lu Yibei felt that claiming to be Wang Yingying's Master was probably inappropriate, and calling herself the boss seemed distant, so she simply referred to herself as the temporary guardian.
Hearing Lu Yibei say this, Wanglu Lao Se Pi was even more shocked. He originally thought that the Invasion Beast had turned into its current state probably because it had been persecuted by the Disaster and imprisoned.
But the term "temporary guardian" was a bit subtle.
This at least indicated that their relationship was not bad.
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Okay, I understand the situation. I will ask our Void about waking up the Invasion Beast. After finding a method, I will contact you again."
Lu Yibei, "..." Is that it? That's not right!
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Anything else?"
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Anything else?"
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "What do you think?"
After sending the message, Lu Yibei waited for about a minute before receiving a new message from Wanglu Lao Se Pi.
【Netizen Old Pervert 00 is sending you an online file "Learning Materials Collection.7z" 5G】
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "? Who needs this from you! I'm asking you, what do I need to pay as an exchange for helping me find a way to wake up the Invasion Beast."
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Oh, that! That's free."
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Free? That's not good, is it? How about I send you something?"
Free is the most expensive!
If you do this, it will make me suspect that you have ulterior motives for my Wang Yingying! Lu Yibei thought.
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Send me something? Send what? 【Loli bewildered face】"
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "For example... a report?"
After replying to the message, Lu Yibei skillfully clicked the report option in the upper right corner, and then entered the reason in the dialog box: Pornographic content.
Those who violate my Bai Xiao Hua's learning materials will be punished, even if they are far away!
However, before she could click confirm, Wanglu Lao Se Pi seemed to know what she was doing and remotely controlled her mouse to click 【Cancel】.
Lu Yibei, "..." Do I not have face?
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Don't, don't mess with me! I just asked our Void, if you feel bad about us helping you find a way to wake up the Invasion Beast for free, just exchange it for a piece of information."
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "Information? What information?"
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Our Void wants to know how you obtained your God Kingdom Prototype, it also wants to get one."
This isn't simple? After reading Wanglu Lao Se Pi's message, Lu Yibei raised her eyebrows slightly and typed on the keyboard to reply.
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "First, it needs to have a mother."
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "And then?"
Wang Bu Liu Xing: "And then, there is no then."
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "???"
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In a villa area in the distant suburbs of Hua City, in a villa that has been uninhabited for a long time, in the unlit living room, the light of the display screen illuminated the man's dispirited face a pale white.
Catching a glimpse of the little chubby girl with a pair of heterochromatic cat ears passing by in her peripheral vision, Wanglu Lao Se Pi withdrew her thoughts, turned around, and asked Miao Xiaoqi, "Where are you going so late at night?"
"Happiness Community!" Miao Xiaoqi pouted.
"Still going?" Wanglu Lao Se Pi looked Miao Xiaoqi up and down and said, "Look how fat you've gotten recently? Are the foods given by those residents really that delicious?"
Miao Xiaoqi put her hands on her hips, raised an eyebrow, and said fiercely, "What the hell do you know! Am I coveting their food? I'm feeling sorry for them!"
"Either their sons and daughters are not around for years, or they are in a long-distance relationship and the other half is not around, or they have huge work pressure and are depressed. What's wrong with me accompanying them?"
"I'm reluctantly letting them feed me and pet me, I'm doing good deeds, okay?!"
Actually, you also enjoy the feeling of being cared for, right? Connecting this with the reason for Miao Xiaoqi's birth, Wanglu Lao Se Pi felt a surge ★ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ★ of emotion, then waved her hand, "Alright, then go early and come back early."
After seeing Miao Xiaoqi off, Wanglu Lao Se Pi refocused her attention on the display screen, clicked on the Void's avatar on the certain goose chat software, and reported the results of her communication with Lu Yibei in detail.
Void: "Okay, A Se (Old Pervert), I might be going out to do something recently. You don't need to report anything in Hua City to me, you can handle it yourself."
Netizen Old Pervert 00: "Understood!"
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At the same time.
In an abandoned warehouse buried under ruins, piled with a large amount of electronic components and hardware equipment.
A little white worm, staring at the display screen in front of it, curled up, supporting its chin with its tail, and muttered to itself, "She must have some deep meaning in doing this..."
"I understand! When potential Calamity level urban legend or Psychic have not fully grown, appear as a guardian, give them help, and establish deep feelings?"
"If potential Calamity level Psychic or urban legend are forcibly controlled with a dependent mark, they will lose control sooner or later, but if feelings are established in this way, it can actually achieve the result of adding assistance to oneself..."
"Brilliant! As expected of the Disaster, always good at playing with people's hearts, worthy of being a teacher!"
"Wait, let me see, who are the potential Calamity level existences recently..."
The little white worm muttered to itself for a while, and with a thought, the old monitors surrounding it suddenly lit up together, and a large amount of data began to scroll rapidly on the screens.
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In the early hours of the morning, within the Bamboo Scroll Illusion.
In front of a simple palace-like building built with dark black rocks, exuding a strong primitive tribal style, five elders with varying degrees of physical deformity knelt on the ground, as if waiting for something.
For a long time.
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A sound of footsteps echoed from the deep cave behind the building. Gu Qianqian, dressed in a sheepskin cloak, walked out, holding five little black pigs with a pair of wings in her arms. Her expression was solemn and dignified. Then, her red lips slightly parted, and she spoke according to the lines the system had prepared for her.
"These divine pigs are created by this deity. We hope you will cultivate them carefully to benefit the people, so that everyone can have meat to eat and every family can have chicken wings!"
"In addition, you will come back here after ten days, and this deity will have another reward."
As she spoke, she walked forward, leaned down, and handed the five little black pigs to the trembling hands of the five elders.
Looking at the five elders from different villages who were so excited they were about to cry, Gu Qianqian secretly asked in her mind, "System, are we deceiving them by doing this?"
"These are clearly not pigs I created!"
"What does it matter! Although I don't know why the flesh and blood of the Invasion Beast would give birth to these strange things according to your will, I have verified that there is no harm," the system said indifferently.
"Besides, after ten days, we will develop a new variety and just exchange them, won't we?"
Gu Qianqian thought for a moment and was about to say something else when the five elders suddenly cheered, interrupting her thoughts.
"Immortal is merciful, Immortal is merciful!"
"Immortal's merit is immeasurable, comparable to Shennong!"
"Immortal created the world, truly Pangu reborn!"
...
Each shout was more exaggerated than the last, with a hint of internal competition among flattery, making Gu Qianqian blush.
However, when one of the elders mentioned Pangu's name, the system's warning sounded in Gu Qianqian's mind.
"Gu Qianqian, quickly tell that guy that you are far inferior to Pangu, and then have him spread the word that anyone who mentions your relationship with Pangu will be severely punished!"
"Huh? Why?" Gu Qianqian asked in confusion, "Isn't that a very powerful mythological urban legend? If everyone in the Bamboo Scroll Illusion thinks so, I will become powerful too!"
"Don't worry about so much. Unless you are tired of living, use the fiercest tone and attitude to make them stop spreading this saying!" the system said excitedly.
Based on the system's past experience, any urban legend whose Power involves the creation gods of any pantheon have met with no good end.
Although it doesn't know the specific reason, it just needs to know that Gu Qianqian's Power cannot be tainted by creation myths!
"Oh, okay!" Gu Qianqian responded twice, put one hand on her hip, pointed at the five elders in front of her with one finger, pouted, and shouted, "Bad guys! You can't say that! I have nothing to do with Pangu! If you say that again, I'll get angry!"
After speaking, she looked at the five elders with subtle expressions and proudly asked the system in her mind, "System, how is it? Is it super fierce?!"
System, "..." It's over, the persona has collapsed!
I didn't help you write your lines just this once, and you ruined the great deity persona that was finally built up?
Gu Qianqian, I'm very disappointed in you!
"Immortal, please calm down, Immortal, please calm down, we won't dare again!"
While the system was thinking, the five elders all exclaimed, then hugged the little black pigs with frightened expressions and retreated into the black forest with towering trees behind them.
However, beneath their frightened expressions, the system clearly saw that their eyes were sparkling with excitement, not like worship of a deity, but more like fanaticism for an idol.
From afar, a whisper came from the forest. The content of the discussion could be summarized in one sentence - our Immortal is super cute and adorable, we love her!
System, "..."
Shocked, is this even possible? Are you all single-minded fans of Gu Qianqian?
What kind of evil path to gaining faith is this!
Will Gu Qianqian's Spirit Mark evolve into something strange in the future?
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At 4:47 AM, Hua City was silent under the night sky.
On the somewhat old stone tower on Peony Street, a girl in an exotic white dress sat on the railing at the top of the tower. Her long legs hung down naturally, and a pair of bronze bells on her ankles gently swayed and jingled in the breeze.
A moment later, a strong wind blew, and silver light fell like a meteor.
After the light dissipated, a somewhat ** man appeared beside the girl.
"Xiao Hua, why did you think of coming to see Shishu today? You've been in Hua City for so long, and this is the first time you've looked for me!"
Bai Kai said with a smile, walked to Nanling Yaohua's side and sat down, picked up the small wine pot beside her, took three big gulps, let out a long breath, and sighed, "Good wine, is it the handmade huadiao from Lu Ji on Peony Street? And it's warm, tsk tsk, much better than those broken wines at the club..."
Bai Kai stopped talking halfway when he suddenly noticed that Nanling Yaohua's expression was not normal. His voice stopped abruptly.
He saw that she looked like she had drunk too much, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were empty and hazy, as if she had something on her mind.
Seeing this, Bai Kai frowned, "Xiao Hua, what's wrong? Unhappy?"
Nanling Yaohua silently took out a palm-sized sword talisman from her In arms, and said with a bitter smile, "White Shishu, do you think Land Master lied to me back then?"
"..." Bai Kai was stunned for a moment, and said seriously, "How could Land Master lie to you? Although that guy is proficient in trickery and deception, he never lies to his own people."
"Then why can't my engagement with Lu Yibei help me escape my destiny?" Nanling Yaohua said with a bitter smile.
Bai Kai looked at Nanling Yaohua thoughtfully, was silent for a moment, and said softly, "Child, did something happen? Can you tell Shishu?"
Nanling Yaohua leaned on Bai Kai's shoulder, buried her face in his shoulder, and then put the sword talisman in her hand into Bai Kai's hand.
Bai Kai looked at the familiar sand sea sword talisman, injected a little Spiritual Energy into it, and immediately changed his expression.
"Master... So, are you going back?"
"Yes," Nanling Yaohua gently replied.
Bai Kai looked down at Nanling Yaohua with heartache, hesitated several times, sighed silently, and like when she was a child, gently stroked her head and said softly, "Xiao Hua, after you go back, if you encounter difficulties, notify me at any time."
As he spoke, a cold light flashed in his eyes.
"After all, that's not your destiny alone..."
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In the early morning, the city was bathed in the bright morning sun and gradually woke up.
Lu Yibei walked along the small bridge, flowing water, and willow catkins flying in the wind, and passed through Peony Street with light steps, arriving at the ancient gate of the Huacheng Folk Culture Research Administration.
And then.
He saw the "corpse" lying in the center of the gate.
The "corpse" looked like a girl in shape, wearing a tattered robe, her messy hair tied up haphazardly, and she was lying face down on the ground, her face unclear.
Lu Yibei, "..."
What the heck is this?
Are you giving me this kind of trick on my first day back at work?
Can I pretend not to see this? Yes, I can!
After muttering a couple of complaints in his heart, adhering to the principle of not meddling in other people's business, Lu Yibei carefully Bypassed the girl whose life and death were unknown, and then ran towards Jiang Li's office in a flash.
Not long after Lu Yibei left, a sound of footsteps came from the alley in front of the Huacheng Folk Culture Research Administration.
Li Xuan walked over carrying two breakfasts, and when he saw his junior sister lying on the ground, his mouth twitched, "Damn it, I just went to buy breakfast, why are you lying here?"
"Couldn't you have gone to my office first?"
Hua Sang lifted her eyelids, glanced at Li Xuan, and said slowly, "Far, tired, so waiting for you."
Li Xuan, "..."
While Li Xuan was silent, Hua Sang sat up and looked in the direction Lu Yibei had left, "Is there an agent with the Ifrit Spirit Mark here?"
"Yes! Lu Yibei!" Li Xuan said with a face full of disgust.
That's a guy whose annoying level is comparable to yours... Li Xuan added in his heart.
"His Spirit Mark is very strange," Hua Sang said lightly.
Li Xuan was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion, "How strange?"
"I've never seen an Ifrit Spirit Mark with charred mouth and hands... It looks like it has mutated."
"You can see the true form of other people's Spirit Marks?" Li Xuan frowned.
"Clairvoyance," Hua Sang rolled her eyes at Li Xuan and said, "You sword cultivators and talisman cultivators don't understand."
Li Xuan, "..." Hello, offended again.
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Huacheng Folk Culture Research Administration, "V" office.
In the room, the square desk had a glass top, covered with a layer of white lace dust cover.
Jiang Li sat in her seat, holding a "Serving the People" enamel tea mug in one hand and a document in the other. She seemed to be reading carefully, but her gaze occasionally went over the document and looked at the office door, with a hint of anxiety in her eyes.
For a long time.
With the sound of the door opening, she quickly withdrew her gaze and put on a focused look. ƒгeewёbnovel.com
"Leader, I'm back."
Hearing this, Jiang Li raised her head, glanced at Lu Yibei, and nodded slightly, "Well, you've come just in time. I have a task to give you."
