Free Web NovelWhen Lord Ju Meng "coerced" Lu Yibei upstairs, Liu Banxian had already predicted that he would hear screams shortly after arriving.
However, he guessed the beginning but didn't guess the ending.
He had thought it would be Lu Yibei screaming, but never expected the protagonist to be Lord Ju Meng.
Too bold, kid, do you know who you hit?
Are you tired of living?!
Liu Banxian thought nervously, one hand on his stomach, the other on the stair railing, and ran upstairs with "thump thump thump".
"Ow—Ow—!"
Upstairs, Lord Ju Meng's wailing continued to come. Liu Banxian rushed upstairs quickly, but just halfway up, he heard her sweet and tender shout.
"Don't come up, get down!"
Liu Banxian stood in the middle of the stairs, looked up, his face full of worry, "But..."
"But what? If I tell you to go down, then go down!"
The dignified King of Weird Tales from the Eight Hundred Li Peach Garden, who was spanked and cried like a weeping pear blossom, how could he be seen by others?
Don't I have any dignity? Lord Ju Meng thought.
Liu Banxian, "..."
When two tigers fight, one must be injured. Either Lord Ju Meng's butt suffers, or Lu Yibei's stomach suffers, or perhaps both of them suffer together.
But what does this have to do with me?
Forget it, forget it...
Liu Banxian looked up at the stairwell for a few seconds, came to his senses, sighed silently, and quietly retreated.
In the main hall.
Professor Ma held his teacup, closely watching the movements upstairs, not putting it down for a long time. Seeing Liu Banxian go up halfway and then retreat after being scolded by Lord Ju Meng, he couldn't help but be slightly startled.
This Little Girl is truly naughty and willful, scolding her Grandpa like she's yelling at a grandson.
An unpolished jade is not a gem. Perhaps it's not bad to let Lu Yibei teach her a good lesson?
But, such a cute Little Girl, could Lu Yibei actually bring herself to do it? Professor Ma wondered.
Immediately after, he suddenly thought that Lu Yibei was also a cute Little Girl when the black night disease flared up, and his heart was relieved.
Not only was he relieved, but he even felt a bit like watching the show...
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Second floor of Chunfeng Residence.
Lu Yibei was like someone playing Taiko no Tatsujin, giving Lord Ju Meng's butt a thorough and vigorous spanking.
After a long while, perhaps her hand was a little sore from spanking, she stepped aside, took Lord Ju Meng's spot, sat grandly on the rattan chair, and squinted at Lord Ju Meng.
She saw her lying sideways on the couch, one hand supporting her body, the other rubbing her butt, her pearly teeth biting her cherry-colored lips, her slightly chubby cheeks puffed out a little.
Her pair of big eyes glared fiercely at Lu Yibei, as if wanting to peel off a layer of flesh from her. A few crystalline tears still hung on her long eyelashes, her gaze inexplicably stubborn, showing no intention of backing down at all.
Pitiful, weak, helpless, but inexplicably asking for a beating.
I really want to hit her again! Bullying a cute Little Girl seems quite exciting... Lu Yibei thought sneakily.
"Damn Lu Yibei, you're not human! Sister, I'm already this miserable, would you die if you just gave way to me a little?"
"Ah? It's because I saw you were so miserable that I couldn't help but bully you!" Lu Yibei said seriously.
If I don't bully you now, what if you pull through? What if the black evil forces don't kill you?
"You wait!" Lord Ju Meng said fiercely, "Today I'll let you taste what it's like to be a father!"
Lu Yibei, "???"
What does that mean?
Can't beat me, so you want to seduce me?
It seems her current situation is really difficult; she urgently needs someone to work for her like an ox and a horse, otherwise, she wouldn't be so proactive towards me. Lu Yibei thought.
Just as she was thinking, she heard Lord Ju Meng say faintly, "Do you know how Liu Banxian's stomach swelled up overnight?"
As she spoke, she held up a slender, fair finger, the tip glowing with a hint of emerald green light. She waved it around twice like a magic wand, then pointed at Lu Yibei's lower abdomen.
"When you were little, did you ever hear the Strange Tale about how little boys and little girls would get pregnant if they secretly held hands?"
Jumang, the master of growth and reproduction of all things... This information flashed through Lu Yibei's mind. Her face immediately changed, and she frantically covered her stomach, retreating far away.
Like a facehugger, it's one thing to let go after grabbing someone's head, but it also wants to lay eggs in people's stomachs like a facehugger...
Are you really a mythical creature from the Chinese pantheon or a mythical creature from the Cthulhu mythos?
Before, the sterilized female cat next door got a second spring, and after, there was Liu Banxian's human tragedy.
Lu Yibei knew that Lord Ju Meng's Power was definitely not as simple as just talking about it.
Just thinking about herself with a big belly after becoming a Strange Tale, only four words remained in Lu Yibei's mind—social death.
"Hiding? Do you think hiding is useful? This is my territory, the timing, location, and people are all on my side. If I want to, can't I just make anyone I stare at pregnant?" Lord Ju Meng said, outwardly fierce but inwardly timid.
Although after the second ambush last night, the Spiritual Energy within her is currently insufficient to support her using the young master of fate's Power again, Lu Yibei doesn't know that, right?
There's a huge, living example of Liu Banxian right in front of her!
Lord Ju Meng knew Lu Yibei was someone who follows her heart (is timid), presuming she wouldn't dare to test the waters.
"Sister, Older sister, my good Sister, let's talk properly, why resort to violence?" Lu Yibei said weakly, "Come on, let's put our hands down."
"Shut up!" Lord Ju Meng put one hand on her hip, and with the other hand, she moved closer to Lu Yibei and shouted, "You didn't say that when you were hitting me just now."
"This..." Lu Yibei opened her mouth, looked at Lord Ju Meng's perky butt, and tentatively whispered, "How about I help you rub it?"
Hearing this, Lord Ju Meng's face darkened even more. She ignored Lu Yibei, jumped directly off the bed, walked towards Lu Yibei, and slowly brought her finger, glowing with a faint green light, closer to her lower abdomen.
Seeing Lord Ju Meng's action, Lu Yibei suddenly realized her intention and cried out in panic, "No no no! Don't you know this mouth of mine? It has its own consciousness, and sometimes what it says doesn't represent my true intentions. We don't need to make a fuss to this extent, right?"
As she spoke, she gradually retreated to the corner, her eyes tightly shut, her body twisting frantically, dodging Lord Ju Meng's finger, looking exactly like a stimulated silkworm Baobao wriggling in the corner.
After a long while.
Realizing that the plot wasn't developing in an indescribable direction, she slowly opened her eyes and saw Lord Ju Meng sitting upright in the rattan chair, smiling meaningfully.
Seeing Lu Yibei back down, Lord Ju Meng's chin lifted slightly, and ⊛ Nоvеlιght ⊛ (Read the full story) she said lightly, "Alright, I won't tease you anymore, let's talk about serious business!"
If I scare her any more and reveal the secret that I can't easily use my Power, she'll probably ride on me and act like a tyrant again.
What's more, if I scare her away, I probably won't be able to find anyone to help me in a short time, right? Lord Ju Meng thought with some disappointment.
Lu Yibei sized up Lord Ju Meng, sighed, and said helplessly, "It's not that I won't help. What kind of relationship do we have? Could I possibly not help you? It's just, I have my own difficulties!"
"I didn't come to Tang City for tourism; I have a mission from the Night Watch."
"Besides that, I also have to help the project team recover the cultural relics that flowed into the trading market, uh, right, those that flowed out of Taoyuan. Tell me, where would I have the time to help you? And also..."
Lu Yibei was about to continue her sob story, analyzing reasonably and logically with Lord Ju Meng that in front of the enemies she faced, she was just cannon fodder and couldn't help much at all.
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Just then, Lord Ju Meng seemed to suddenly remember something and interrupted her speech.
"Wait a minute! You just said you were going to help the project team recover the cultural relics that flowed into the market?"
Lu Yibei nodded.
"That makes it easy." Lord Ju Meng clapped her little hands and said excitedly, "Then do you know that all of those are Sister's things?"
Lu Yibei nodded again, "I guessed."
The incomplete text on them has been translated by the Professor. You even wrote your name on them. If I still couldn't guess, wouldn't I be an idiot? Lu Yibei muttered inwardly.
"Quite smart!" Lord Ju Meng raised her eyebrows and continued, "But there's one thing you probably don't know, and that is why those little trinkets flowed out of Taoyuan, and what's inside them."
"Something is inside?" Lu Yibei recalled the scene of the Strange Tale attack she saw at Tangcheng University this morning. Thoughts flashed in her mind, and she quickly asked, "Could it be that there are urban legend inside?"
"That's right! Besides urban legend, there are also a small number of Psychic. They are all Sister's reserve food, stored like kimchi before, you know?" Lord Ju Meng said proudly, "Now it's time to take them out and eat them."
If I can devour all of their Strange Tale core bodies, I should be able to recover almost completely, right?
The guys locked inside those little trinkets are likely beyond saving. I originally wanted to give them a little more time to turn over a new leaf, but now I'm afraid I have to devour them in advance. Lord Ju Meng thought.
Good heavens, pickling urban legend and Psychic like kimchi to eat? It's no wonder you're on the Night Watch's wanted list... Lu Yibei narrowed her eyes slightly, lost in thought.
Professor Hou was incredibly lucky to buy the real thing, but he didn't know there were urban legend inside the cultural relics... At night, the urban legend somehow escaped and attacked Professor Hou's students.
So that's it!
Doesn't that mean the process for the project team and relevant departments to recover the cultural relics will become very dangerous, and one wrong move could lead to being attacked and killed by urban legend? Lu Yibei thought.
Lord Ju Meng quietly waited for Lu Yibei to digest the information for a bit, then swayed forward, stood on her tiptoes, and patted her shoulder.
"Kid, do you understand what Sister means?"
"As long as you bring me along when you recover the cultural relics, I can not only help you authenticate them, but also protect your safety, and incidentally devour those 'kimchi' to recover my strength. It's hitting three birds with one stone."
"After it's done, I'll bestow upon you the title of 【King of Green Hats in Taoyuan】, hereditary and perpetual. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"
Hearing this, Lu Yibei glared fiercely at Lord Ju Meng. It was obvious that she disliked this title very much.
"Tch!" Lord Ju Meng spat, rolled her eyes, "You don't know what's good for you. In our Taoyuan, green is the noblest color!"
"Since it's so noble, you keep it for yourself then!" Lu Yibei said grumpily.
While chatting, Lord Ju Meng sneakily observed Lu Yibei for a while. Her pair of big eyes rolled around, and she edged closer to her, probing, "So now, you've agreed to help me?"
Lu Yibei gave Lord Ju Meng a deep look, nodded, turned her face away, and perfunctorily responded, "Mm..."
"Let me state this first! I'm only responsible for helping you recover the cultural relics and then letting you devour the urban legend inside. I won't care about anything else. If there's a life-threatening danger, I'll leave you behind and run away at any time!"
Seeing Lu Yibei agree, Lord Ju Meng smiled lightly, went around behind her, and quickly climbed onto her shoulder.
Then, biting her lip and hesitating for a few seconds, she leaned close to her ear and said in a very low voice, "Thank you, Lu Yibei..."
Lu Yibei was startled for a moment. She glanced at Lord Ju Meng sitting on her shoulder and asked doubtfully, "What did you just say?"
Lord Ju Meng reached out her little hand and tugged her ear, saying impatiently, "If you didn't hear it, forget it..."
After carrying Lord Ju Meng and walking a few steps, Lu Yibei suddenly felt something flash in her mind and asked doubtfully, "Right, there's one more question."
"Go ahead," Lord Ju Meng nodded.
"Since those cultural relics all contain urban legend, why would the guys who attacked you sell them? That doesn't make sense, right? Wouldn't it be better for them to keep them to devour the urban legend and increase their strength?"
"Hmm..." Lord Ju Meng thought for a moment and said seriously, "Perhaps they didn't recognize their value, or perhaps they couldn't break the sealing Spell I left behind?"
Lu Yibei, "..."
Things are probably not that simple, are they?
If the urban legend inside were really that difficult to release, Li Ziqi wouldn't have been harmed.
There might be deeper reasons behind this, but before there's solid evidence, it's better not to tell Lord Ju Meng and add to her worries... Lu Yibei thought.
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"What? You..."
Professor Ma was completely stunned when he heard Lu Yibei was going to take Lord Ju Meng back to the hotel.
He just wanted to develop a grandparent-grandchild friendship with this cute Little Girl. Lu Yibei actually used some unknown method to abduct her back.
How could this be? Are you even a person?
"No! Absolutely not!"
He couldn't just watch his beloved disciple walk down the path of crime.
"Professor, don't be so quick to refuse!" Lu Yibei explained, "I don't have any bad intentions towards her..."
Mainly because I don't dare.
"I'm taking her back simply because she has quite a bit of expertise in cultural relic authentication. Maybe she can contribute to our effort to recover the cultural relics!" freēwēbnovel.com
"Mm-hmm!" Lord Ju Meng nodded, patted her chest and chimed in, "I'm really amazing! There's no cultural relic I can't identify. If you don't believe me, ask my Grandpa!"
She looked just like a child in kindergarten showing off to an Adult, "I can go to the bathroom by myself now, aren't I great?"
After speaking, from an angle Professor Ma couldn't see, Lord Ju Meng coldly swept a glance at Liu Banxian with her peripheral vision.
Feeling that icy gaze that had almost solidified, Liu Banxian's body trembled. He came back to his senses and quickly said, "Ah, right! My granddaughter has been mixed up with antiques since birth. The toys she played with as a child were either Yuan blue-and-white porcelain or Tang tri-color pottery. Even what she grabbed during her first birthday ceremony were Luoyang shovels and tomb-raiding talismans..."
"Cough cough—!"
Hearing Liu Banxian become more and more outrageous, Lord Ju Meng quickly cleared her throat and interrupted his speech.
Which family's child would have tomb-raiding talismans and Luoyang shovels placed in front of them during their first birthday ceremony?
"..."
After two seconds of silence, Liu Banxian patted Professor Ma's shoulder, "Elder brother, in short, my granddaughter is absolutely unique when it comes to appraising treasures. Letting her go with you might really be helpful."
Professor Ma looked at the smiling Little Girl on Lu Yibei's shoulder, then seriously looked at the sincere Liu Banxian, his thoughts a tangled mess.
No, are you sure she's really your granddaughter?
Why do I feel like you can't wait to send her away?
Just as Professor Ma was thinking, Lord Ju Meng climbed down from Lu Yibei, came to his side, grabbed his pant leg and shook it left and right, blinking her big eyes, and said pitifully, "Grandpa, please, please, okay?"
"Bang—!"
Looking at the shamelessly acting cute Ju Meng, Professor Ma's heart instantly softened. He slammed the table and said loudly, "Okay!"
Anyone who doesn't let her go back with us, I'll get angry with them!
Seeing this, Lord Ju Meng turned around and showed Lu Yibei a cunning smile like a Fox.
Plan complete!
Lu Yibei rubbed her forehead and sighed silently.
And so, the world where only Professor Ma was kept in the dark was completed...
