Free Web NovelPicking up the iron shovel, shaped like an artist's palette knife, and taking out the yellow paper infused with her fingertip blood, Lu Yibei completed the repair of Paper Cicada Immortal's damaged face in less than ten minutes.
That's right, her repair method ❀ Nоvеlігht ❀ (Don’t copy, read here) could indeed be described as 'bold and sweeping.' At least during her repair process, the hard, sharp shovel, driven by an arm strength comparable to a tower crane, constantly swept across the face, giving Paper Cicada Immortal a strong illusion of his face being repeatedly plowed by a farm tilling machine.
The intense pain, though lasting less than ten minutes, felt longer than a century, yet he chose to endure it.
How could physical pain compare to the heartache of not being able to see Miss Annie?
"Not bad! It has a touch of an artist's hand. It seems my skill has improved recently." After completing the repair, Lu Yibei examined her "masterpiece" and nodded with satisfaction.
"World-famous painting? Let me see, let me see, is it Raphael, Rembrandt, or Tang Yin, Gu Kaizhi?" Paper Cicada Immortal's heart filled with joy upon hearing this.
Each and every Witch Breed urban legend is as beautiful as a flower and capable of toppling kingdoms. He subconsciously thought that if the restoration followed the aesthetics of a Witch Breed urban legend, wouldn't Yu Yinchuan's appearance be elevated by several levels?
Immediately after, when he hurriedly picked up a mirror nearby and looked at his face, he froze.
Lu Yibei did help him with the repair; his sunken forehead, twisted mouth and nose, and damaged ears all appeared refreshed on his face, but the problem was, while they appeared, their positions were not quite right.
His mouth appeared on his forehead, his two ears were one large and one small, one of his eyes was directly below the center of his forehead, and the other was on the tip of his chin...
Is this ♦ reasonable?!
At the same time, Nanling Yaohua, floating nearby, silently raised the small notebook in her hand.
"I think it should be Pablo Ruiz Picasso, right?"
She vaguely remembered that when she was "studying" in Dream City, there was a special art class dedicated to abstract painters, and the Picasso masterpiece "Woman in Front of a Window" printed in the textbook was exactly like the style of Paper Cicada Immortal's face now.
It must be said that Lu Yibei's artistic "paper-making," from a certain special perspective, seemed quite high.
After reading what was written in Nanling Yaohua's small notebook, Lu Yibei gave a thumbs-up in approval, "As expected of Xiaohua, you understand me!"
"Understand my ass!" Paper Cicada Immortal finally couldn't help but burst out, roaring with a hint of a sob, "How am I supposed to see Miss Annie looking like this?!"
"Hey, hey, don't come closer! You're too close, I'm a little nauseous and scared!" Lu Yibei said, pressing down on Paper Cicada Immortal who was approaching her, and quickly retreated two steps.
Although Paper Cicada Immortal's current face was her "masterpiece," mental pollution is mental pollution after all. After breaking free from the state of passionate "creation," even she herself found it a bit hard to accept.
"This..." Lu Yibei pinched her chin with one hand, pondered for two seconds, and said seriously, "Can't you just adjust it yourself?"
"Before, when that old man Zhang Huainan beat you until you didn't have a single complete body part, wasn't it me who helped you repair it? You slowly adjusted it yourself and then changed into Yu Yinchuan's appearance... This time you only hurt your face, so it should be faster to adjust, right?"
"But..." Paper Cicada Immortal mumbled, "I want to see Miss Annie right now!"
"Look at you, so unpromising!" Lu Yibei rolled her eyes, "If she truly likes you, why would she care about your appearance?"
The mouth on Paper Cicada Immortal's forehead twitched, "You didn't say that just now..."
"Alright, alright!" Lu Yibei said impatiently, "If it really doesn't work, why don't you wear a headpiece? I remember last time when the Old Ancestor participated in Wang Yingying's kindergarten parent-child activity, he seemed to have made a panda mascot costume. It's probably not needed now, you can take it first. His old self probably won't mind."
"How can that work? Have you ever seen any decent person on a date wearing a panda head?" Paper Cicada Immortal rejected Lu Yibei's suggestion without hesitation, then changed the subject, probing cautiously, "Demoness adult, don't you have that Incantation-Stabilized Mask? Can you lend me one to use first?"
"How can that work!" Lu Yibei glared at Paper Cicada Immortal.
After the Divine Kingdom Jade Gate incident, she only had three Rouge Transformation · Incantation-Stabilized Mask left: one for immediate use, one for backup, and one for backup of the backup. How could she have any extra to lend to Paper Cicada Immortal?
"Please, Demoness adult! Didn't you just say you wanted to apologize to me?" Paper Cicada Immortal continued to plead, "Since it's an apology, lending me a mask isn't too much, is it? It's not like I'm not returning it... Moreover, didn't you want me to help you look after Jay Ganal? Then I should go to the Angel Rose Theater early!"
This guy, how did he become so eloquent when he's with me? He's clearly the kind of weirdo who would lie next to a beautiful woman and listen to each other's heartbeats... Lu Yibei mused, then thought for a moment and sorted out her thoughts.
This kind of thing is probably like how she is shy and socially anxious in front of outsiders, but in front of Shui Ge, the Old Ancestor, and her own father, she can be "shameless."
Moreover, to make Paper Cicada Immortal do things properly, giving him some benefits seems reasonable? freёwebnovel.com
Thinking of this, Lu Yibei nodded expressionlessly, "Alright, I'll lend you one. Also, I'll give you a few Alchemy Dirty Bombs for self-defense, and so you can contact me anytime."
In her opinion, Paper Cicada Immortal's power, derived from Pink Fluffy Rabbit, was surprisingly effective, but his actual combat ability was very weak. Without something for self-defense, he would eventually get beaten up while messing around in the Angel Rose Theater, not to mention protecting those three teenagers at critical moments.
On the surface, an Alchemy Dirty Bomb looks like an ordinary but powerful dirty bomb. However, with the successful condensation of the Goddess Beiling Seal, which is of the same origin as the core of the mythical species, the talent ability mark attached to the Alchemy Dirty Bomb makes it an emergency contact "phone."
Although the way to contact is to detonate the "phone"...
Seeing Lu Yibei hand over a unique Doraemon mask and a few small light bulb-like Alchemy Dirty Bombs, Paper Cicada Immortal silently raised one hand, "Wait! Respected Demoness adult, may I make one last small request?"
After a slight pause, and without waiting for Lu Yibei to refuse, he immediately stated the content of his request, "After I take the mask, can I also take that doll costume?" ƒrēewebnovel.com
"You have the mask, why do you still want the doll costume?" Lu Yibei frowned.
"I like pandas," Paper Cicada Immortal said seriously.
That's a doll costume from the great god Qingji. How can it be the same as other doll costumes? When he tried it on before, I saw it; that doll costume is definitely a psychic item once activated!
Paper Cicada Immortal thought, then secretly sighed at the current level of internal competition in kindergarten parent-child activities.
They're even using psychic items now, how are the parents of Wang Yingying's classmates supposed to play?
Lu Yibei, "..." If I had known you liked pandas, I would have made your face look like a panda.
